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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

gregday posted:

FATLAS SHRUGGED

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:43

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:46

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

brugroffil posted:

Our system have zero ways to remove someone other than full-blown impeachment is a pretty crappy feature.

Naw, its a good feature because it means you can only gently caress up the government if you really, really, really need to and everybody agrees.

An election where the two worst possible people in America were the only two options that most people considered is what broke. Combined with the Dems in general being such poo poo in the downticket that they can barely even function as an opposition party.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:44

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Blue collar "billionaire" who hasn't ever driven a car in his life :lol:

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:43

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

ArmZ posted:

this reminds me of someone else... another female democratic leader... it's on the tip of my tongue

nancy pelosi has been elected more than twice

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:43

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

redneck nazgul posted:

they have to get a bill passed between the house and senate before april 15th, because that's the only way they can pass it via budget reconciliation, which allows for a majority vote on things that only touch the budget

if they miss that window, they need a filibuster-proof majority and have to pass a horribly unpopular bill before the midterms fire up in 2018

muchas gracias

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:44

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/844997248035569664

did he do the Milhouse thing when he visited that aircraft carrier

"BRA-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT TAKE THAT DISHONEST MEDIA, SAY THAT ABOUT ME AND RUSSIA WILL YOU"

*launches nuke into ocean*

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:44

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Augus posted:

no seriously what the gently caress is up with the truckers

�The president will hold an event with truck drivers and representatives from the trucking companies and industry on healthcare and its negative impacts on their industry and livelihood, which just happens to be the largest employer in 29 states,� Spicer said.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

The Golden Gael: Nov 12, 2011

Why couldn't we have gotten this poo poo over with in 2000 with this as our cabinet

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:44

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

truck nuts

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

lmao

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Venuz Patrol posted:

holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/harikunzru/status/844971933103992833

lmao nobody bothered to go tell them they could leave??

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:44

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Augus posted:

no seriously what the gently caress is up with the truckers

They like to say that Obamacare makes life hard for truckers.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

ArmZ posted:

this reminds me of someone else... another female democratic leader... it's on the tip of my tongue

adolf hitler??!?!?!?!?

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

gregday posted:

FATLAS SHRUGGED

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

TracerBullet: Apr 26, 2003; Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.; Doctor Rope

gregday posted:

FATLAS SHRUGGED

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

gregday posted:

FATLAS SHRUGGED

hello

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

brugroffil posted:

Obamacare can only be destroyed on the night of its birth when the moon aligns with Venus. Only then does its power levels drop enough for the ancient ceremonial dagger to pierce its black heart.

This was from like 10 pages ago, but lol

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:44

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

ArmZ posted:

this reminds me of someone else... another female democratic leader... it's on the tip of my tongue

one of those mechanics is winning so no

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

We must stop the Islamic terrorists! I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these Islamic terrorist killers.

Now watch this honk.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

I can totally believe that Trump has never seen a truck up close in his life

tacodaemon posted:

“The president will hold an event with truck drivers and representatives from the trucking companies and industry on healthcare and its negative impacts on their industry and livelihood, which just happens to be the largest employer in 29 states,” Spicer said.

and then go back to pushing through the bill that will take away their healthcare way bigger and way harder, right?

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Venuz Patrol posted:

holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/harikunzru/status/844971933103992833

lmao

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:46

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Fullhouse posted:

lmao nobody bothered to go tell them they could leave??

I'm sure they wish they could have stayed longer now

# ? Mar 23, 2017 20:45

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.