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hey guys ive been in the hills, hows my show doing? *solemnly gets handed a paycheck and a laptop open to this thread*
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Actual Satan posted:He's growing fast, increasing in mass. How soon until Trump breaks the Taft fat president record? Or do you think he's already broken it? You want to know the story? I'd be happy to tell you. I think I have just enough caloric energy stored up to make it through the telling of the tale. It's short. I am monstrously fat. I am a glutton. My wife was disgusted and repulsed. She gave me six months to lose one hundred pounds. I joined the Republican Party...see it there, right across the street, that gaunt storefront? This afternoon was the big midterm election. So to speak. I had gained almost seventy pounds in the two years. An errant Snickers bar fell out of the cuff of my pants and rolled against my wife's foot as I stepped on the scale. The scale over there across the street is truly an ingenious device. One preprograms the desired new weight into it, and if one has achieved or gone below that new low weight, the scale bursts into recorded whistles and cheers and some lively marching-band tune. Apparently, tiny flags protrude from the top and wave mechanically back and forth. A failure--see for instance mine--results in a flatulent dirge of disappointed and contemptuous tuba. To the strains of the latter my wife left, the establishment, me, on the arm of a svelte libertarian policy wonk whom I am even now planning to crush, politically speaking, first thing tomorrow morning.
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Mar 23, 2017 20:55
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Mar 23, 2017 20:56
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Augus posted:*googles the word scrum* bernie would have scrum
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Mar 23, 2017 20:56
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Scene from Republican caucus meetings today.
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Mar 23, 2017 20:57
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so wait does this mean they're voting to repeal the ACA tonight and then tomorrow they're voting to implement the AHCA there's no loving way they'd approve the repeal, and then fail to even actually implement /any/ replacement
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skaboomizzy posted:
Born with a silver spoon Raised by a slave Truckin and Cuckin Is all I crave
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Rastor posted:I finally got around to installing this extensions: this is cool and good
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Gyra_Solune posted:so wait means they begin debate tonight, vote tomorrow thats the plan, at least
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skaboomizzy posted:
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Jesus Christ is that a real photo of him? What does your heart tell you
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Lastgirl posted:theyr so hosed baglmebo if i knew trump was gonna poo poo this hard on his supporters and republicans, i would have voted for him
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https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/845001424387932164 https://twitter.com/ethanklapper/status/845000626165682177
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Business Gorillas posted:hey guys ive been in the hills, hows my show doing? "stand by for a congratulatory phone call from the new US president whose election you missed"
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Gyra_Solune posted:so wait Based on what, the concern Republicans have always had for the people or
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Gyra_Solune posted:there's no loving way they'd approve the repeal, and then fail to even actually implement /any/ replacement 
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mormonpartyboat posted:You want to know the story? I'd be happy to tell you. I think I have just enough caloric energy stored up to make it through the telling of the tale. It's short. I am monstrously fat. I am a glutton. My wife was disgusted and repulsed. She gave me six months to lose one hundred pounds. I joined the Republican Party...see it there, right across the street, that gaunt storefront? This afternoon was the big midterm election. So to speak. I had gained almost seventy pounds in the two years. An errant Snickers bar fell out of the cuff of my pants and rolled against my wife's foot as I stepped on the scale. The scale over there across the street is truly an ingenious device. One preprograms the desired new weight into it, and if one has achieved or gone below that new low weight, the scale bursts into recorded whistles and cheers and some lively marching-band tune. Apparently, tiny flags protrude from the top and wave mechanically back and forth. A failure--see for instance mine--results in a flatulent dirge of disappointed and contemptuous tuba. To the strains of the latter my wife left, the establishment, me, on the arm of a svelte libertarian policy wonk whom I am even now planning to crush, politically speaking, first thing tomorrow morning. Holy poo poo!
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Mar 23, 2017 20:59
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Augus posted:*googles the word scrum* Scrum is a normal word to use in that context. It's not just for rugby.
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GobiasIndustries posted:Has Trump actually ever driven a car? Serious question, he grew up rich in NYC. 
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Augus posted:*googles the word scrum* Its a rugby term. The scrum is the part of the game where like everyone just murders each other to try and get the ball in a mob. So a "scrum" in this case is a big mess of reporters mobbing to try and get a comment.
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Mar 23, 2017 21:01
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then you lost your job bitch
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Mar 23, 2017 21:01
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DrPlump posted:Scene from Republican caucus meetings today. I'm the guy pulling out the racoon.
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Mar 23, 2017 21:01
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UrbicaMortis posted:I'm the guy pulling out the racoon. I think that's a kitten.
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Mar 23, 2017 21:01
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trump: Truckin: ye Fuckin: na
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punchymcpunch posted:heres my prediction for the health thingy this is a repost from way back in the thread no apologies, 
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Rocks posted:
Every cycle of this thing I find something new
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Florida man threatens kitten in middle of restaurant brawl, police said.
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Shadowhand00 posted:I think that's a kitten. that's a raccoon, friend, and a raccoon friend
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Mar 23, 2017 21:02
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I came here to repeal Obamacare and pay child support and I'm all out of child support payments
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Shadowhand00 posted:I think that's a kitten. hey man when people call your cats "weird" and "kinda grabby" and "raccoons" they arent just being dicks
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Mar 23, 2017 21:03
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GobiasIndustries posted:Has Trump actually ever driven a car? Serious question, he grew up rich in NYC. He drives his expensive cars all the time to cruise for chicks 
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