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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
biggole video game girl titties, like tomb raider with some tig ole bitties

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nooner posted:

biggole video game girl titties, like tomb raider with some tig ole bitties

They cast Angelina Jolie, known titty-removal artist, as titty raider. It's ridiculous

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Professor SJW posted:

so glad alt right goons are here to defend the autistic screech video mans



The alt-right is composed of paranoid turbo-spergs with too much money who beat up criminals without ever actually reducing the crime rate so this is accurate.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Applewhite posted:

The alt-right is composed of paranoid turbo-spergs with too much money who beat up criminals without ever actually reducing the crime rate so this is accurate.

also they get punched a whole lot

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Applewhite posted:

The alt-right is composed of paranoid turbo-spergs with too much money who beat up criminals without ever actually reducing the crime rate so this is accurate.

lol

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




uber_stoat posted:

he's part Persian. he isn't even really white by the exacting standards of white nationalists. they'd stick him in a cattle car.

some persians get really mad about it cause of like proud aryan heritage of ancient times

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

He's not American and should be executed

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

its really weird as a bearer of an old limey name to see folks only a century removed from being considered garbage doubling down on how whites totally rule

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
First videogame man, now alt-right man, how much longer till he is Saoshyant reborn?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Dean of Swing posted:

First videogame man, now alt-right man, how much longer till he is Saoshyant reborn?

is that like a sephiroth

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

https://np.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/5zpt90/psa_destiny_is_not_good_at_debating/

JonTron fans get really upset about Destiny

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Applewhite posted:

The alt-right is composed of paranoid turbo-spergs with too much money who beat up criminals without ever actually reducing the crime rate so this is accurate.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I don't see any stories about hero Nazis compared to Nazis getting punched

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
To be clear this is the guy from comedy troupe Mega 64 right?

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Dean of Swing posted:

2017 is a bad time to be an LP superstar.

It's the payoff for 2016 being so lovely

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

imagine being the kid in school who refers to these gamer people by name while trying to make friends

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

To be clear this is the guy from comedy troupe Mega 64 right?

Just googling says no. Losing respect for lots of posters itt

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
to be clear this the nigga that ate Jonah Hill right?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nooner posted:

biggole video game girl titties, like tomb raider with some tig ole bitties
Now I like boobs, like a lot. But the gameplay and story of the last two games has been far better than the rest of the games combined, and she has realistically sized boobs in these new ones. These last two have also been written by women so that has to steam Gamergate types too.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

Which former colonies have the biggest titties? Prolly Australia but they are fatties so don't count

USA USA USA

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Casimir Radon posted:

Now I like boobs, like a lot. But the gameplay and story of the last two games has been far better than the rest of the games combined, and she has realistically sized boobs in these new ones. These last two have also been written by women so that has to steam Gamergate types too.

But consider this: the same gameplay and story but with 2x size tits

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

Blue Train posted:

But consider this: the same gameplay and story but with 2x size tits

Yes

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Thirsty Girl posted:

its really weird as a bearer of an old limey name to see folks only a century removed from being considered garbage doubling down on how whites totally rule

Didn't know he was Irish.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Blue Train posted:

But consider this: the same gameplay and story but with 2x size tits

I wish u had 2x size tits

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Real hurthling! posted:

some persians get really mad about it cause of like proud aryan heritage of ancient times

but documentary 300 portrayed them as Todd Macfarlane monsters and Greeks as 6 pack bros with scottish accents

who are we to believe

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Casimir Radon posted:

Now I like boobs, like a lot. But the gameplay and story of the last two games has been far better than the rest of the games combined, and she has realistically sized boobs in these new ones. These last two have also been written by women so that has to steam Gamergate types too.

*takes out notebook
*writes down "likes boobs"
*writes down "is retarded"
*puts away notebook

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



JiveHonky posted:

to be clear this the nigga that ate Jonah Hill right?

the whale?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Ork of Fiction posted:

*takes out notebook
*writes down "likes boobs"
*writes down "is retarded"
*puts away notebook

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ork of Fiction posted:

*takes out notebook
*writes down "likes boobs"
*writes down "is retarded"
*puts away notebook

Heh... :smug:

Turn your monitor on, heh :smug:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i want 2 think this man is a nazi but i l-o-o-ove the way he plays metroid

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Ork of Fiction posted:

*takes out notebook
*writes down "likes dugs"
*writes down "is retarded"
*puts away notebook

this is the applewhite version haha

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Jimmy Hats posted:

this is the applewhite version haha

Idgi "dugs" like Star Wars?

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Sebulba rules.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Fojar38 posted:

also they get punched a whole lot

no don't!

*gets punched*

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

Idgi "dugs" like Star Wars?

no like dog nipples haha cuz you know

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Jontron has been removed from Yooka Laylee, a game made by his childhood heroes

https://techraptor.net/content/playtonic-games-jon-jafari-yooka-laylee

Valatar
Sep 26, 2011

A remarkable example of a pathetic species.
Lipstick Apathy
I don't get why this is a thing. In the good old days this would have played out:

1. Person says something retarded.
2. People call person a shitposter and laugh at them.
2a. If they did something especially retarded, someone may photoshop their face on Goatse or something.
3. Everyone continues on with their day.

Now it's:

1. Person says something retarded.
2. loving OH MY GOD FIRE THIS PERSON WRITE NEWS ARTICLES HNNNNNNNNNNNNG EVERYBODY PANIC SHUT DOWN YOUTUBE FOR THE CHILDREN
3. Spend weeks not being able to be on the Internet without seeing this stupid poo poo popping up left and right.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
The meltdown in the comments is pretty great:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Uncle Wemus posted:

Jontron has been removed from Yooka Laylee, a game made by his childhood heroes

https://techraptor.net/content/playtonic-games-jon-jafari-yooka-laylee

lol owned

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A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Valatar posted:

I don't get why this is a thing. In the good old days this would have played out:

1. Person says something retarded.
2. People call person a shitposter and laugh at them.
2a. If they did something especially retarded, someone may photoshop their face on Goatse or something.
3. Everyone continues on with their day.

Now it's:

1. Person says something retarded.
2. loving OH MY GOD FIRE THIS PERSON WRITE NEWS ARTICLES HNNNNNNNNNNNNG EVERYBODY PANIC SHUT DOWN YOUTUBE FOR THE CHILDREN
3. Spend weeks not being able to be on the Internet without seeing this stupid poo poo popping up left and right.

In the good old days you didn't have social media to effectively harass whoever you deemed deserving of it and 10,000 online "news" sites vying for clicks.

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