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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Hi

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Brother Friendship posted:

Prices are trapped so long as USA has excess shale production, any price increase triggers a flood of wells to be activated if not new ones drilled. Oil is trapped under 60 and there's nothing the cartel can do about it.

This is the correct post

Saudi exports going down is going to increase oil prices a bit but not as much as you might think esp because demand isn't what it used to be due to higher efficiency (obamaaaaa :argh:)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Fuckig with Russia with low oil was on purpose and a direct obama strategy after Ukraine and Kosovo

Come on guys

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


this is how low the standards are now

and trump still fails to meet them

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Nichael posted:

if I pee on some dollar store scotch tape does that make the pee tape real?

only if the tape or your pee are russian

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



:ohdear:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Nice

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Epic High Five posted:

Are they trying to threaten the Suicide Caucus with giving them all the credit for destroying an enormously unpopular bill?

That 40% of Republicans who approve of it are their base.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Grondoth posted:

It could. I'm no expert, but wasn't OPEC keeping the price low to gently caress with producers of oil that weren't OPEC?

oil and the price thereof is entangled at a base level w like everything in worldwide politics economics basic food import/export etc

dont assume a super simple explanation for most aspects of how major oil poo poo happens, especially involving the fuckin us

we just had a major political change w implications for economic policy and resource use, iran is a larger oil exporter now thn before, russia gonna rus, theres the tar sands garbage, the price of alternatives like natural gas and god help us coal, etc

whooooooole lotta factors that could be part of the balance here and idk if cspam has a well connected specialist able to break down their effects for the rest of us

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Shugojin posted:

only if the tape or your pee are russian

I am not russian but i played a lot of soviets in red alert 3's multiplayer so I feel like that counts

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017

Lastgirl posted:

big league :smugdon:
i lust for economic collapse, this gonna do it?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





gday matey

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
________________

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/RepLarryBucshon/status/845017469072814080

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

And welcome the 46th president of the united states, yinlock

*waddles out door with pants around ankles* oh uh hey i was kind of takin a poop *trips and rolls down stairs with cartoon sound effects, gets up and pulls up pants* ok uh hey, whats up

*silence*

*deafening applause*

headline: YINLOCK DAZZLES NATION WITH ASTOUNDING CHARISMA, HAS UNPRECEDENTED 100% APPROVAL RATE

"HOLY poo poo HE'S NOT DONALD TRUMP" SOURCE SAYS

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Former Everything posted:

Holy poo poo, the guy on MS NBC radio just said that 24 million people would be insured because they could "choose" to be in uninsured.

DrPossum's rep, Lee Zeldin posted:

24 Million Americans would lose their health insurance - This CBO conclusion is primarily because individuals will be free to choose whether or not to obtain health insurance without penalty; as it should be

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Thoguh posted:

That 40% of Republicans who approve of it are their base.

I wish I could be a Republican lawmaker so I could propose a bill that promises to shoot all of my voters in the dick (if you don't have a dick, one will be surgically provided to you [this is covered by the AHCA] and then shot off), and still get 40% approval

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

and i must meme posted:

i lust for economic collapse, this gonna do it?

I wouldn't go that far, but whatever negative effect it has will be blamed squarely on Trump's administration.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


quote:

“White Supremacy is a religion of peace, and the overwhelming majority of White Supremacists are peaceful members of society who do not agree with stabbing random black people with swords,” he wrote. “The attack has nothing at all to do with the religion of White Supremacy.”

imprison white supremacists, seize their assets and strip their voting rights imo

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Bread Liar

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
https://twitter.com/AlexCKaufman/status/845030715146297345

here is the redacted interview in handy image format for easy lolling

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

a horrifying future where wokes and racists use separate water fountains

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Yeah saw this today.

Came out a day after I said I was hesitantly approving of some of the stuff he's doing like repealing almost everything Pence did too lol, joke's on me for ever giving a Republican any credit at all even extremely couched and specific kinds

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




How the gently caress is Skeletor not on this thing?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Solarin posted:

imprison white supremacists, seize their assets and strip their voting rights imo

"also, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SHARIA LAW"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



Governor "Butch" Otter

What the gently caress is that name

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.




Gov. Butch Otter

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬


mark meadows is somewhere in the pile of reporters

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

pressing F to pay my respects

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

so is this good or very bad?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Lastgirl posted:

pressing F to pay my respects

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Grizzled Patriarch posted:

Gov. Butch Otter

If grindr has usernames this is top tier

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

um

that's not how this works, that's not how any of this works

e: nice

Lindsey O. Graham fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Mar 23, 2017

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/swin24/status/845035256466034689

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
nice

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dapper_Swindler posted:

so is this good or very bad?

[extremely Mrs. Baskets voice:] oh who knows anymore

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Ron Jeremy posted:

We're done punishing Russia with low oil prices?

Shageletic posted:

SA cutting off oil happened two days after Trump made a speech promising to rescind fuel economy standards, haha


:lol:

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so is this good or very bad?

Bad: You'll pay more for gas. And everything, really.
Good: Blame Trump and do not stop blaming Trump.

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