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Baloogan posted:id love to be someone who never really picked up in school that earth is round, and that the sun goes around the earth oh yeah just like 1 in 4 americans
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This Atlantic article appears to have a pretty good summary of the "no real forests""theory"quote:But lately, there’s been a change; something new and furious is growing in the community. ‘No Forests on Flat Earth’ is an incredible new theory, proposed only last month. Its claim is grand, counterintuitive, and beautiful: we were lied to; our flat earth has no forests. Thousands of people are ready to believe it. This might prove to be important; you can’t understand our reality without understanding those dark and secret places where it’s denied. New discoveries in mainstream science just tell us about the physical universe; earth-shattering developments in the conspiracy-theory fringe tell us what’s happening to ourselves. ‘No Forests on Flat Earth’ might be the future of weirdness, and it’s utterly magnificent.
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Donkwich posted:also antarctica doesnt exist, its actually a massive ice wall holding everything in so do flat-earthers think climate change is a myth too?
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BREAKING BREAKING??? When does the Rex Tillerson™© Sex Tape come out? I need details STAT!
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Wikkheiser posted:there's a guy who drives around my town in a car covered in flat earth slogans. he wrecked it recently. that fella owns
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:But if the earth is flat how did the nazis build a secret research base in the hollow center?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Pe4Mbcvqc
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 07:41 |
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if the earth is flat then why does gravity point uniformly down instead of at the center of supposed the disc/rectangle/whatever
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idgi like i've been to a forest touched a tree with my hands lots of 'em
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Ok ok holy hell that forests thing sure is wild that means they're gonna trick everybody and steal all the forests for themselves the dirty
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This rules so much
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Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:The sun is cold because space is cold is another good one World Ice and Hollow Earth theories that formed the base of Nazi science is the best
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:if the earth is flat then why does gravity point uniformly down instead of at the center of supposed the disc/rectangle/whatever if there was gravity then the flat earth would scrunch into a ball and that would be crazy
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:if the earth is flat then why does gravity point uniformly down instead of at the center of supposed the disc/rectangle/whatever because the disc is accelerating upwards by magic energy, simulating gravity thats literally what they believe
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Wikkheiser posted:I can't remember if Highlander 2 was actually good or actually bad It was bad and so bad indeed it was no longer so bad it's good like highlander 3 but just bad and confusing as heck.
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LGD posted:This Atlantic article appears to have a pretty good summary of the "no real forests""theory" surely theyre flat table discussions
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Squizzle posted:that fella owns he had more props in the yard but the city made him take his props down
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bP9B-QWQxs
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alsothere posted:so do flat-earthers think climate change is a myth too? yes and also everything nasa does is fake news
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The earth is flat and it's centered on Dallas, Texas
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Donkwich posted:because the disc is accelerating upwards by magic energy, simulating gravity dish network must have pulled some poo poo to orbit a bunch of TV satellites stationary above points on an accelerating massless disk
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LGD posted:This Atlantic article appears to have a pretty good summary of the "no real forests""theory" I swear reading this stuff I can hear Cecil from welcome to nightvale saying it
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quadrophrenic posted:i used to work the graveyard shift at a gym and they locked the door to the PA volume control at night so every night i had to listen to PUMPIN WORKOUT JAMS in an empty gym at full fuckin' blast, and as a result i know every word to this song: thank u for posting this OP it took a little bit of VPN fuckery to view this vid but in the end it owned and brought me back to the nostalgia zone
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Donkwich posted:because the disc is accelerating upwards by magic energy, simulating gravity if its accelerating shouldnt it have hit lightspeed by now
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Shaq had the best flat earth take. Some of the most distilled stupid I've seen:Shaq posted:“It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yeah, it is. Yes, it is. Listen, there are three ways to manipulate the mind — what you read, what you see and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, ‘Oh, Columbus discovered America,’ but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America. So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this (expletive) is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.”
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Imagine if Kyrie was stupid as heck and also bad as basketball. He'd be just like me!
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Squizzle posted:if its accelerating shouldnt it have hit lightspeed by now
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Smythe posted:thank u for posting this OP it took a little bit of VPN fuckery to view this vid but in the end it owned and brought me back to the nostalgia zone If it's viewable in Canada it should be viewable anywhere. Also, I hope fat trump goes down as the worst president in American history, and his family feels shame hundreds of years from now.
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Charles Barkley went on the Rich Eisen show and riffed on Shaq. He says Shaq told him he can see the moon, but not Los Angeles, therefore the moon is closer.
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Hamelekim posted:If it's viewable in Canada it should be viewable anywhere. Not Viewable in my home town of the UNited States of America
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Keeping on pace of 90s Kid Music from the Mid 90s, and also (MATRIX SOUNDTRACK) I've moved onto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maP6q3D4Hf0
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Idiot Kicker posted:Charles Barkley went on the Rich Eisen show and riffed on Shaq. He says Shaq told him he can see the moon, but not Los Angeles, therefore the moon is closer. If he was 200,000 miles taller that would be true and he's already got a foot headstart on the rest of us.
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Squizzle posted:if its accelerating shouldnt it have hit lightspeed by now thats a very good question and heres one response quote:In RET, the universe is continuing to expand, even though gravity should have caused it to begin collapsing a long time ago. Your scientists reconcile this by making up dark energy. Your own scientists can't explain everything, yet we are supposed to have all the answers. Do you want for me to make something up, like your roundie scientists do?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arkzQrWMkXU
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Donkwich posted:thats a very good question and heres one response well, i'm sold idk about you guys. pack it up roundies
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Somewhere deep inside I hope that he is still doing tours singing this song.
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Squizzle posted:you gotta elaborate on this The idea is that once upon a time there were "real" trees that were gigantic as gently caress, but they all died out and the mineralized remains of them are now mountains / buttes / etc (the classic example they go to is Devil's Tower in Wyoming being a petrified tree stump). They claim that what we think of as forests today are basically just puny shrubs, and that the fact that you can mine mountains for resources if proof that they were once organic matter. It's crazy as poo poo but just goofy enough to almost be endearing. Like just having a flat earth conspiracy wasn't quite crazy enough.
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quote:"TOP 10 REASONS Why We Know the Earth is Round" Debunked Checks out
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Hamelekim posted:Somewhere deep inside I hope that he is still doing tours singing this song. alas he died iirc
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Lol Trump is threatening congress to pass it or he'll just leave Obamacare in place, how about that motherfuckers Where to even begin
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