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theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Man, you'd think he'd take the opportunity to show how it's supposed to be done instead of insisting that his way was correct. And then at the end he talks about being humble and having respect and poo poo lol

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
COOKING WITH DOG IS BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_0SREe2No

Chef looks so sad. Francis was a very good boy and he will be missed :( I hope Chef finds the strength to do more videos, and maybe find the emotional strength to get a new co-host.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

Suspect Bucket posted:

COOKING WITH DOG IS BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_0SREe2No

Chef looks so sad. Francis was a very good boy and he will be missed :( I hope Chef finds the strength to do more videos, and maybe find the emotional strength to get a new co-host.

oh god this is so loving sad

it's like this



except the saddest thing is cooking with dog without dog

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

mindphlux posted:

oh god this is so loving sad

it's like this



except the saddest thing is cooking with dog without dog

Chef is trying her best and we love her.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


theres a will theres moe posted:

Man, you'd think he'd take the opportunity to show how it's supposed to be done instead of insisting that his way was correct. And then at the end he talks about being humble and having respect and poo poo lol

To be fair, he includes the sequence in the show where the Thai chef calls him out on making poo poo Pad Thai, which requires swallowing a significant amount of pride. Does the complete episode show a proper version?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also general reminder that ramsay is famous primarily for being a successful restaurateur and reality TV host

like, he knows his way around poo poo for sure but it's not like he ever professes to be a master of all techniques and cuisines. his wheelhouse is western European cooking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Those eggs are loving killer. Now I want eggs.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
He's alright by me

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
I think Gordo is dreamy

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

Anyone in the LA area have a go-to fishmonger? I live right down the street from McCall's in Los Feliz which has great fish and scallops, though a bit pricey. What I'm mostly looking for now is access to live crab and shrimp, plus a bigger and cheaper fish selection. I just spent a few weeks in Thailand and Philippines last month plus all of last week I was in Seattle so I've been spoiled on the seafood front. It's one area that I haven't pursued much at home so I'm hoping to change that once I find a good reliable source.

Initial googling suggests Fish King in Glendale and Seafood Paradise in Rosemead so I will try to check one or both out this weekend, just curious if any LA goons have a spot to share as well.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
I will never fully recover from the revelation that Percy Foster, the Gordon Ramsay sex dwarf, was not in fact devoured by badgers because he did not in fact exist.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
They tickled our brains and broke our hearts with a magical story of a little person, the seedy world of niche pornography, and a starved den of ravenous badgers.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Mr. Wiggles posted:

San Francisco burritos are forever inferior. The One True Burrito is from San Diego county and includes French fries. This is a moral truth as well.

Get hosed 100% you are wrong

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Teeter posted:

Anyone in the LA area have a go-to fishmonger? I live right down the street from McCall's in Los Feliz which has great fish and scallops, though a bit pricey. What I'm mostly looking for now is access to live crab and shrimp, plus a bigger and cheaper fish selection. I just spent a few weeks in Thailand and Philippines last month plus all of last week I was in Seattle so I've been spoiled on the seafood front. It's one area that I haven't pursued much at home so I'm hoping to change that once I find a good reliable source.

Initial googling suggests Fish King in Glendale and Seafood Paradise in Rosemead so I will try to check one or both out this weekend, just curious if any LA goons have a spot to share as well.

https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=live+crabs&find_loc=san+gabriel,+ca

What are you doing shopping in Los Feliz/Glendale if you want cheaper seafood? Go to Chinatown, go to San Gabriel Valley, go to where the asians are!

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Get hosed 100% you are wrong

cite your sources


aside from burritos having french fries being a garbage thing which yeah I guess noone needs to cite any sources for

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i maintain that both are fine

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i maintain that both are fine

thanks, keep us up to date

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I hate french fries in ANY sandwhich. Sometimes schwarma joints will put fries in the chicken roll ups, and I hate that, too.

Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!

Squashy Nipples posted:

I hate french fries in ANY sandwhich. Sometimes schwarma joints will put fries in the chicken roll ups, and I hate that, too.

Fries are a sterling addition to any fully-loaded falafel or shwarma (or even better, a hetzi-hetzi).

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

fries are almost never cooked enough and its always disappointing

who the hell wants soft fries ever

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Squashy Nipples posted:

I hate french fries in ANY sandwhich. Sometimes schwarma joints will put fries in the chicken roll ups, and I hate that, too.

Ever had a chip butty?

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I lived in San Diego for 25 years and I never ate a burrito with French fries in it. Yeah a lot of places had "California" burritos with potatoes but not French fries, in fact I can't think of too many places I went to that even offered such a thing, although a lot of places had carne asada French fries which were pretty good but I usually preferred the nachos.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

OMGVBFLOL posted:

fries are almost never cooked enough and its always disappointing

who the hell wants soft fries ever

Not to mention not salted enough, if at all.

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

French fries are basic. A good breakfast burrito will have hash browns or potato chunks.

rgocs
Nov 9, 2011
If you want to put potatoes in a tortilla, make it papas con chorizo.

That said, I used to go to a food stand in Mexico City where they served beef tacos (tacos de bistec) loaded with greasy french fries, and they were glorious.

rgocs fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Mar 23, 2017

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

fries are almost never cooked enough and its always disappointing

who the hell wants soft fries ever

Ever been to England?

CARL MARK FORCE IV
Sep 2, 2007

I took a walk. And threw up in an English garden.
The real Burrito Authenticity Question should be whether the burrito gets salsa over the whole thing before rolling or applied a la minute between bites.

the second one is the only correct answer

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

DekeThornton posted:

Ever been to England?

no. i cant tell which way this is going; are their fries super mushy or always crispy

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011

CARL MARK FORCE IV posted:

The real Burrito Authenticity Question should be whether the burrito gets salsa over the whole thing before rolling or applied a la minute between bites.

the second one is the only correct answer

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
Flood the burritos in hot sauce, salsa, and cheese to the point it becomes a stew. Let god sort out the rest.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

no. i cant tell which way this is going; are their fries super mushy or always crispy

The method the average English fish and chips shop uses to prepare fries is to slowly thaw frozen fries in lukewarm grease.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


I think we have very few Ohio goons in gws but if you know a good source of wheat berries in the NE hmu

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you're in Central Ohio, try one of the Market District stores? That's my only contribution, I don't get them myself.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


There are a few around here, but website bulk only had flour listed :(

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
I did my masters program in Brighton, and I was really disappointed by british fish and chips.

I loving love fish and chips, but there was like only one or two places in town that actually did it well and didn't have their poo poo all soggy.

on the other hand, I discovered the magic that is a battered sausage. jesus christ battered sausages are the loving bomb. extra pickled onions plz, a 2l bottle of strongbow, and I'm ready to FIGHT


also mushy peas are strangely good.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
anyone who puts fries in a sandwich is a human being including everyone in england

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Primanti Bros sux. I love ya, PA, but you gotta find yourself some new Bros

Hauki
May 11, 2010


Anyone have some good jamaican recipes or resources? I've been trying a few new things this week like pepper pot, rice and peas, miscellaneous braised and stewed vegetable things, they all taste good, but they don't physically resemble the pictures accompanying the recipes I've been using at all. My only real substitution has been using habaneros because I can't find fresh scotch bonnets on short notice. I also don't really have much to compare it to, there aren't any Jamaican restaurants etc. around here. The only thing I've seen are half assed versions of jerk <protein> jammed in where they're conspicuously out of place.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
I made some "pastrami" by smoking leftover cornbeef tonight, it pretty much owned. was worried it would dry out, so I slathered it with bacon grease and a pastrami dry rub. Not that the extra lard did anything to keep it moist, but it didn't dry out at all, and got a nice bark after just an hour on the smoker at about 275.

thin sliced that motherfucker, sauteed some sauerkraut with caraway and cumin, loaded an everything bagel up with some shropshire blue cheese, mayo + mustard - poo poo was delicious. I feel like for how available pre-corned beef is in american supermarkets, folks should cook the poo poo more.

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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Yeah, precorned silverside is the cheapest beef you can buy in Australia, usually $8/kg. (brisket is the second cheapest at $9/kg)

I have tried a pastrami recipe for it once, but it's a bit ridiculous with 10hrs cooking time in the oven or smoker according to the recipe. So I've only done it once.
Recipe is basically soak it in the fridge for 24hrs doing many water changes to get some of the salt out.
Brown it. Rub it in mustard, salt, pepper, brown sugar and fish sauce mixture, bake in foil in an oven at 90C, or uncovered in a smoker at 100C for ridiculous amount for time.

E: https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015717-danny-bowiens-pastrami

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