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We're either getting MJ stripping Ronan and wearing his armor, or her propping his body up Weekend at Bernie's style. This comic is too pure for our world and the best part is that they'll likely take a third option that's even more batshit insane.
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Just spitballing here but what if MJ gives herself a transfusion of Ronan blood and becomes Newspaper Captain Marvel
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Mar 23, 2017 18:51
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SilverSupernova posted:We're either getting MJ stripping Ronan and wearing his armor, or her propping his body up Weekend at Bernie's style. JJJ The Accuser shows up. Not to command the Sentry to submit but to beat it into submission.
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Mar 23, 2017 19:08
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Space Crabs posted:JJJ The Accuser shows up. Not to command the Sentry to submit but to beat it into submission. With a lamp
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Mar 23, 2017 19:15
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He will then draw a mustache on it in sharpie so that everyone will know that this is the Jonnah Sentry.
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Mar 23, 2017 19:16
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His JJJ the Accuser costume will just be the Iron Jonah suit painted to look like Ronan...with a hitler stache and bushy eyebrows.
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Mar 23, 2017 21:40
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MJ has clearly missed her audition (or whatever they were going to LA for) but she's definitely going to use them acting chops soon.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:35
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Flash 'em an ankle, MJ!
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Mar 24, 2017 04:39
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eh just toss Ronan's corpse under the wheels he's chunky enough to stop a truck
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Mar 24, 2017 05:54
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If only MJ had a gun disguised as an oxygen tank connected to a hose that is also good for blowing out locks in roadside motels 
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Mar 24, 2017 05:58
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Ok, that's the wheels part covered for carrying Ronan to the city.
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Mar 24, 2017 06:23
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i think he has to be strapped to the hood, fury road style.
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Mar 24, 2017 08:20
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truck looks like an animal transport, ronan is gonna get hauled to the slaughterhouse, conveniently located in albuquerque.
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Mar 24, 2017 14:50
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It looks like a chicken truck. Ronan will be dragged into the city surrounded by clucking chickens.
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Mar 24, 2017 15:16
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Binary Badger posted:It looks like a chicken truck. Ronan will be dragged into the city surrounded by clucking chickens. It is impossible to make perfection the more so. I love this comic.
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Mar 24, 2017 15:32
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i think he has to be strapped to the hood, fury road style. "Hey Rocket, are you witnessing this?" *cut to Obama with a poo poo-eating grin*
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Mar 24, 2017 17:22
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 Nice try MJ
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Mar 25, 2017 02:32
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She should drag the body out there with her. Any meth'd-up trucker would pick up an attractive lady with a curio-corpse.
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Mar 25, 2017 02:38
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Just bash the driver with the brick and pull him out of the cab, MJ. The fate of Albuquerque is in your hands.
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Mar 25, 2017 02:42
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Synthbuttrange posted:
... the entire storyline was a setup for this strip, wasn't it?
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Mar 25, 2017 02:44
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Should've said area 51 
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Mar 25, 2017 02:56
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Synthbuttrange posted:
That driver is smart. Everyone in the Marvel universe knows not to mess with aliens.
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ImpAtom posted:... the entire storyline was a setup for this strip, wasn't it? Next strip is Spidey and Rocket standing in a hole where Albuquerque used to be, going v  v
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Mar 25, 2017 06:56
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He knows better than to believe anyone saying they have to go to Albuquerque.
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Mar 25, 2017 07:32
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have to, i'd buy. want to, never.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:have to, i'd buy. want to, never. They have a great natural history museum, the rattlesnake museum that Craig Ferguson liked to shill on his show is a block away, and the national atomic energy museum is there too. Well, they used to be there before the shrooming.
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Bruceski posted:They have a great natural history museum, the rattlesnake museum that Craig Ferguson liked to shill on his show is a block away, and the national atomic energy museum is there too. Well, they used to be there before the shrooming. Sounds like the kind of place you stop on your way to the Coachella Valley and the big carrot festival therein
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Mar 25, 2017 20:15
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 Go you garbage raccoon.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Unless it got blown up a while ago and I missed it. 
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Mar 26, 2017 06:12
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Spidey and Rocket drove to the city. 
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Spider-Man leaves his wife alone in the desert with no car and an unconscious alien death lord because a space raccoon says it's really important and it'll be fine
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Mar 26, 2017 06:46
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Panel 2 looks a lot like Rocket throwing Spidey to his death by giant robot.
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Mar 26, 2017 06:49
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Jukebox Hero posted:Spider-Man leaves his wife alone in the desert with no car and an unconscious alien death lord because a space raccoon says it's really important and it'll be fine Sold. What kind of budget are you thinking of for this movie?
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Mar 26, 2017 08:03
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I love how Rocket is reduced to throwing random trash at the sentry. I also notice that there's a trash can there at some point, did Rocket bring it to the top of that rooftop just to throw it at the sentry?
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Synthbuttrange posted:Panel 2 looks a lot like Rocket throwing Spidey to his death by giant robot. 
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SpiritOfLenin posted:I love how Rocket is reduced to throwing random trash at the sentry. I also notice that there's a trash can there at some point, did Rocket bring it to the top of that rooftop just to throw it at the sentry? Well, he needed a snack.
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davidspackage posted:Sold. What kind of budget are you thinking of for this movie? 20$ and a bunch of yarn for our Ronan to shrug off effortlessly What child actor could correctly capture the horrifying intensity of Rocket's alien fury when wearing the raccoon pajamas though
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Mar 26, 2017 12:32
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I suggest this one, she's got swagger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4f9AYRCZY
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Jukebox Hero posted:20$ and a bunch of yarn for our Ronan to shrug off effortlessly Get Peter Dinklage to do it.
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