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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Drunk Canuck posted:

Maiming is legal now.

Only for generational talents.

The double standards in the league are pretty comical, I wonder if Bettman is aware and just doesn't care as long as the tickets keep selling.

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Ginette Reno posted:

It's getting damned hard for Eugene to keep his playersprofits healthy with thugs like Crosby and the Olympics roaming around

Better launch an investigation to get to the bottom of this.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Does anybody know why Calgary wasn't more patient with Daniel Tkaczuk? I was looking at his profile on hockeydb and he had 11 pts in 19 games as a 21/22 yr old, which seems decent to me. What gives? They traded him for Roman Turek after like 20 reasonably productive games. Weird.

Their goaltender at the time was a rapidly declining Mike Vernon back for a late career second chance in Calgary, so they wanted a proven starter to take over. Turek had a great season with the President's trophy winning Blues, but had struggled the year he was traded (he had a reputation for playoff choking). Basically Calgary was trading potential for what they hoped would be a good goaltender looking for a fresh start. Just a classic 'highly drafted player who was stagnating a bit for an out of favour older player with a decent reputation' trade.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
I can tell you Daniel Tkaczuk did nothing with the Blues.

Chows
Apr 13, 2002

Adam McQuaid.



suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
PK Subban didn't get suspended for taking a baseball swing at Mark Stone's hand, nobody even got a minor penalty for the stick work that broke Gaudreau's hand earlier this season, Parise hosed up Krug's hand in a similar fashion as Methot's here a couple years ago and got off scott free, so why is anybody surprised by the lack of discipline here? If the discipline was slanted in Crosby's favor it's because there was no penalty during the play, but not taking supplemental discipline in this instance is entirely consistent with how the NHL handles this kind of play.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

No one's surprised, they (or at least I) just wish the NHL would actually police their players in a consistent manner that I presume is documented by the rulebook.

This is just example #83421 of the NHL not giving a poo poo.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Kilza posted:

And they locked up last place since they can only get 18 points max.

I mean, jesus. How do you even begin fixing the Avs aside from waiting for the next Crosby/McDavid? Roy fluking that team into a playoff spot in 2013-14 has set them back several years.

It should be interesting to see if they decide to completely blow up the team, or if they decide to sell off a few big assets and reshape as much of the roster as possible.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Not even Matt Cooke gets anything more than 2 minutes for that slash yall need to grow up

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Rangers signed Chris Nell, who thank god is a goalie on an ELC and not Chris Neil.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

ElwoodCuse posted:

Not even Matt Cooke gets anything more than 2 minutes for that slash yall need to grow up

They should settle this according to The Code. what's matt carkner doing right now

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Zodijackylite posted:

Rangers signed Chris Nell, who thank god is a goalie on an ELC and not Chris Neil.

He was lights out for BG in his years here.

USCHO posted:

After three years with Bowling Green, junior goaltender Chris Nell has signed a free-agent, entry-level contract with the New York Rangers.

He will begin play with its AHL affiliate, the Hartford Wolf Pack, at the end of the month.

Nell topped the Bowling Green record book in career shutouts by earning 11 through 84 games played with the Falcons. Nell also posted the best career save percentage in Bowling Green history at .922 and career GAA of 2.07 in 4986:32 career minutes.

In February, Nell also set the program record for shutout minutes at 207:31 after earning three straight shutouts. Nell claimed the shutout title with the eighth of his career in a 3-0 victory over RIT on Dec. 30, bumping Tyler Masters (1999-03) and Andrew Hammond (2010-13) down to second all-time, who each hold seven career shutouts in their time with the Falcons.

In his sophomore season, Nell was also honored with All-WCHA First Team accolades after recording a 1.31 GAA and a .930 save percentage.

Nell will leave to begin play with the Wolf Pack on March 29.

He plays really aggressive and is almost constantly at the edge of his crease if not further out for the first shot. Had a slow start to this season because his dad died like 3 weeks before the season started.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


xzzy posted:

Only for generational talents.

The double standards in the league are pretty comical, I wonder if Bettman is aware and just doesn't care as long as the tickets keep selling.

Bettman is a tool for the owners. Same with Goodell. They'll do what the owners want as long as it keeps them in a job.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

iospace posted:

Bettman is a tool for the owners. Same with Goodell. They'll do what the owners want as long as it keeps them in a job.

Because that is literally their job description

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/845289596854394880

will he hire another private investigator to look into the assassination of marc methot by the coward sidney crosby

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ThinkTank posted:

Because that is literally their job description

Yeah this is every sport's commissioner.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Also Melnyk calling someone, anyone, out on being a gigantic whiner is the kind of irony that makes universes fold in on themselves.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

fits posted:

https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/845289596854394880

will he hire another private investigator to look into the assassination of marc methot by the coward sidney crosby

"He's a whiner...:argh: He hurt my player and should be suspended!:qq:" Literally in the same breath.

Slashes worse than that happen every game without a penalty.

deoju fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Mar 24, 2017

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

deoju posted:

"He's a whiner... He hurt my player and should be suspended!" Literally in the same breath.

Slashes worse than that happen every game without a penalty.

Slashes worse than mangling someone's finger happen every game?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Whole league just missing fingers.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Slashes to the middle of a stick happen. Slashes to the top where a players hands usually are aren't.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Drunk Canuck posted:

Slashes to the middle of a stick happen. Slashes to the top where a players hands usually are aren't.

Have you ever watched hockey before?

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Marc Methot shouldn't be such a soft Canuck baby and just do what that true European Henrik Sedin did and have his fingertip amputated.

quote:

Henrik Sedin, the Vancouver Canucks centre currently playing for MODO of the Swedish Elitserien, had the tip of his left pinky amputated earlier this week as a result of an injury he suffered in a game Saturday. Sedin sustained a broken finger from a slash and the original diagnosis was that he would miss four-to-six weeks. Doctors told him that he could be back playing within a few days, if they amputated about one centimetre off the tip of his broken finger. Sedin agreed to the procedure.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/henrik-sedin-loses-finger-tip/article747269/

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Drunk Canuck posted:

Slashes to the middle of a stick happen. Slashes to the top where a players hands usually are aren't.

xzzy posted:

Have you ever watched hockey before?

Like seriously, I'm an Australian and I can see all the stick work that goes into opponents gloves.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
if anything it's "better" to slash an opponent's gloves than the middle of the stick because you're a million times more likely to get caught if you break a stick (as opposed to, say, a hand :v:)

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Every Melnyk interview is embarrassing, but nothing will top when he publicly begged for a new liver.

Still mad at that selfish rear end in a top hat who donated his

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Drunk Canuck posted:

Slashes to the middle of a stick happen. Slashes to the top where a players hands usually are aren't.

uhhh

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the Ottawa Senators and their fans for the cowardly play of Sidney Crosby, which we all can acknowledge is the singular contributing factor to the fact that Senators will not be competing for Lord Stanley's cup now or in the foreseeable future. This behavior is novel, egregious, and isolated to the Penguins, and similar behavior from other teams has in no way has been leading to the Penguins' own players being injured at an unprecedented pace throughout the whole season. I would like to close by thanking Garry Bettman and his staff for the wonderful work they've been doing by consistently ruling in these cases to assure that expectations for behavior have been clearly defined.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Ovi chops guys' hands on the backcheck all the time. Of course, he also gets called for it constantly, but still. It just seems like a freak thing that that slash happened to do that much damage.

Then again, after seeing the mustard Crosby put on that one-handed backhander earlier this week, maybe a Crosby slash (especially a two-handed one) just has robo-force.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

ThinkTank posted:

Marc Methot shouldn't be such a soft Canuck baby and just do what that true European Henrik Sedin did and have his fingertip amputated.


http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/henrik-sedin-loses-finger-tip/article747269/

So if you see their hands you can tell the difference?

Chad Sexington posted:

Ovi chops guys' hands on the backcheck all the time. Of course, he also gets called for it constantly, but still. It just seems like a freak thing that that slash happened to do that much damage.

Of course it is but guys get in trouble for good hits that cause freak injuries too.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Aphrodite posted:

So if you see their hands you can tell the difference?


Henrik has actually taken to wearing a single black glove off the ice to hide the disfigurement, so that's how you'd know.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Aphrodite posted:

So if you see their hands you can tell the difference?


Of course it is but guys get in trouble for good hits that cause freak injuries too.

I'm going to assume that Daniel immediately had the tip of his left pinky cut off as well.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

He's got an oddly rectangular forehead but I think calling him a freak is a bit strong.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Henrik has actually taken to wearing a single black glove off the ice to hide the disfigurement, so that's how you'd know.

Oh! I saw this one before. Cool ending, Brad Marchand ends up drowning himself nightly in water tanks.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

If it's so bad to be missing a bunch of fingers, how do you explain my posting?

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
crosby purposely hit someone in the nuts and chopped off someone's finger over the course of two games.

hot take: it's ok. it's actually fine

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

whatis posted:

crosby purposely hit someone in the nuts and chopped off someone's finger over the course of two games.

hot take: it's ok. it's actually fine
Well maybe if the Sens and Sabres were in the playoff hunt the league would do something about it :smugbert:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


DJExile posted:

Yeah this is every sport's commissioner.

Why can't we have Adam Silver as a commissioner?

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
I dunno. I don't care how many chops to people's hands are considered common. The fact that he chopped a finger off is a bit much for me. If boarding, slew footing, elbows to the head, and hurdling can be worth a game or two putting a player out of commission for the rest of the season because you just had to chop that guy's hands (just gotta!) then you should be suspended. Doesn't matter who you are or what team you're on.

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Duck Rodgers
Oct 9, 2012
Both Buff and Morrissey missed part of the 3rd period last night, and the Jets have recalled Brendan Kichton from the Moose. Which means that there's a chance that the Jets will play tonight missing six of their starting seven defensemen. The tank is on.

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