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Serf
May 5, 2011


Quisling posted:

I chortled

im not saying its not funny just that its hosed up

much like ed balls

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/845315929739333633

the answer is yes, and he sports the weirdest, hardest boner he's ever had while it's happening

:getin:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

MadJackal posted:

Thank Christ someone is getting up in arms over this plot to strip health coverage for millions of poor people.

This kind of poo poo should be blasting from all democrats social media 24/7 during this farce of a health care bill and vote

nopants
May 29, 2004

Shageletic posted:

The gently caress is going on with Nunes (what a loon!)
https://twitter.com/tomlobianco/status/845292709589999616

He did something illegal and is worried he may actually get caught

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

She really is trying to sell a horserace narrative. Bill is dead based on votes, not narrative.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/845097341078134784

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Serf posted:

im not saying its not funny just that its hosed up

much like ed balls

pbf is hosed up

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

That's dedication. You're not getting my rear end out of bed until 8 at the earliest.

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
The polls say it won't pass don't worry everybody it's all good

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

What if Ryan just says "no"? Not that he would have the spine for it, but what if he just told Donald that he's not his boss and that no vote will occur before its time?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Anomie Avatar posted:

She really is trying to sell a horserace narrative. Bill is dead based on votes, not narrative.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/845097341078134784

that's weird, an NYT person trying to resurrect something awful to sell papers?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/845315929739333633

the answer is yes, and he sports the weirdest, hardest boner he's ever had while it's happening

ok google

show me pictures of paul ryan gimp ball gag

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Trump should make Ryan wear a dunce hat that says "cuck" on it as punishment for his failure.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol omg

hahahahahaha

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

quadrophrenic posted:

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/845315929739333633

the answer is yes, and he sports the weirdest, hardest boner he's ever had while it's happening

the toilet slut formally known as paul ryan is happy with his lot in life and wants nothing more than to help make all of big daddy trump's filth go away forever

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


trump: double down

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Lmao

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/845317583737933825

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Captain_Maclaine posted:

That's dedication. You're not getting my rear end out of bed until 8 at the earliest.

don't worry, at 6am i only expect it to be open :mrgw:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/845317583737933825

FULL NIXON Y'ALL

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Captain_Maclaine posted:

That's dedication. You're not getting my rear end out of bed until 8 at the earliest.

yr rear end can conduct business from in bed tho

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Anomie Avatar posted:

She really is trying to sell a horserace narrative. Bill is dead based on votes, not narrative.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/845097341078134784

she wasn't the only person at 7PM last night who did not rule out the possibility of the bill passing

Serf
May 5, 2011


Quisling posted:

pbf is hosed up

but rarely racist

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
paul ryan mains healslut mercy, except he loving sucks at it because apparently he doesn't know anything about healthcare lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Anomie Avatar posted:

She really is trying to sell a horserace narrative. Bill is dead based on votes, not narrative.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/845097341078134784

i needed a reminder that the media fuckin loves the horse race

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mannerup posted:

she wasn't the only person at 7PM last night who did not rule out the possibility of the bill passing

bill is gonna pass

the only votes that matter are in our hearts

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Lose vote and blame it all on Ryan
Delay vote and blame it all on Rayn
Insult someone (Obama or Ryan, can't decide) on Twitter
Pretend I'm not in and just play with some trucks

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



question is will trump slap ryan

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ah the halcyon days of TRUMP ACCUSED OF RAPING A CHILD, HILLARY ACCUSED OF EMAILS, EQUALLY DEVASTATING

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
If they vote and fail Ryan should just resign as speaker on the spot. I want full anarchy for the GOP. Who would take the job after that?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
SO, what I'm gathering is everyone who's a "yes" has an excuse of "free markets! :byodood:"

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

This lady is hardcore.

edit: I'm watching the floor fight. She was talking about a woman who was in a car accident with her husband, and she could see more of her husband's skull than his scalp. So uh....don't take away her health insurance.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/jennaportnoy/status/845317544202375169

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
this car accident story is loving brvtal, i love it

"MORE OF HIS SKULL THAN HIS SCALP"

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/jennaportnoy/status/845317544202375169

edit: Schnorkles! :argh:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


"Yeah, be sure to inspire fear in your fellow party members that could help you get poo poo done. That way when they lose in 2018 you'll have nothing between you and your final humiliation but me, Kellyanne, and a few other people who are now completely unemployable as you become the first president tried and convicted of treason."

Trump has no power here. He's not even dealing from weakness, everybody can see he doesn't know what he's doing and he's in it for pointless approval ratings. This goes to a vote and they're going to start turning on him and it wouldn't take that many Republicans in either House to get him removed. The Democrats will do it for justice; the GOP for pure spite.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/845317636732993536


and people have been bitching about Dems not doing anything during this health care poo poo show

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





im a huge fan of bannons "make sure you have a lot of enemies whose cooperation you might need later" strategy for governance

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum
Photoshop request / demand:

Trumb - Immoran Joe
Bannon - Scrotus
Rictus Erectus - Ryan

The Bullet Farmer - The Bullet Farmer
The People Eater - Spicey

The Doof Warrior - Kellyanne Conway

Bernie - Max
Warren - Furiosa

Hilldawg - one of the Headshot Grannies

Rob Morrow - One of those crow guys on stilts in that one scene.

Maybe Putin as Lord Humongous?

Ed Balls as the Feral Kid

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Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

TheBigAristotle posted:

This article is going to clutched in my fist when the death panel decides I gotta go

I just got back from Puerto Rico and tickets were $350 each

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