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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

I think this is actually going to happen. Those stupid fuckos can't pass it but they're too scared of Trump throwing a tantrum to pull it (and he's going to flip out anyway).

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Schnorkles posted:

hold the vote paul :unsmigghh:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
republicans dont know how to govern

they only know how to say no to things

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


Lmao

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fits my needs posted:

Bing bong Ryans hosed

this is trumps revenge for ryan not supporting him during the primary/general lmbo

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
They're all so dumb. :allears:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



everyone said trump would lose the election and he won and that taught him a valuable lesson

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

lol

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/845313358387724288

spicy relaxing by the fireplace before the briefing, a brief reprieve

Let the man rip his massive bong hits


Literally elled oh ell

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

SO-CALLED ESSENTIAL HEALTH BENEFIT lmao

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I read this out loud to my coworkers, lmao

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Imagine how much you have to suck where you get lectured by Donald Trump and you actually feel bad about it.

You are now Paul Ryan

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
oh i didnt know i was recognized

WELL MAYBE IF YOUR HEALTHCARE WAS BETTER YOU'D HAVE A BETTER HEARING AID

Serf
May 5, 2011


Squizzle posted:

whats scurvy feel like anyway

it feels fuckin bad

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Vox Nihili posted:

SO-CALLED ESSENTIAL HEALTH BENEFIT lmao

oooooo look at me i have a texas flag tie ladee fuckin dah

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Fast Luck posted:

So vote on it and have it go down then who cares. Is pulling it somehow gonna trick people into not realizing it failed

It saves embarrasment, helps maintain the illusion that what Trump wants matters in domestic legislation, fritters away his momentum

You know, reasons. Now watch Trump not do that.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Concerned Citizen posted:

because he'd be frogmarching his vulnerable members into voting for a garbage dead bill
Actually if it fails I think it would be good to vote for it. Then anytime anyone complains about anything you can be like Hey I voted for the bill that would have fixed everything, don't blame me

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cant wait for the sequel to Team of Rivals based on the past 2 weeks

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/845313358387724288

spicy relaxing by the fireplace before the briefing, a brief reprieve

lol they're burning every printed document they can get their hands on.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/status/845311572264275969

heh

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





Obama should be grinning even wider in the last panel imo

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/845314752993742848

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I wouldn't want to be Spicer today

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
i like this lady

eta: i must know more about her, she is my spirit animal

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

MacheteZombie posted:

oh i didnt know i was recognized

WELL MAYBE IF YOUR HEALTHCARE WAS BETTER YOU'D HAVE A BETTER HEARING AID

Elizabeth Warren teamed up with Republican senators last week to pass a bill allowing over-the-counter hearing aid sales, so that Congressman will soon be in luck!

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

weekly font posted:

Tromp wants a list of names to go after hail satan

yep

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Donald Trump, the man who can't even formulate a coherent sentence, is taking Paul Ryan, the 'Republican Golden Boy' to school right now :lol:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

quadrophrenic posted:

i like this lady

:agreed:

Although she's wrong about Americans being smart

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


The next few hours will be critical.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Fast Luck posted:

So vote on it and have it go down then who cares. Is pulling it somehow gonna trick people into not realizing it failed

It stops people from getting an accurate count on how badly it failed- which seems like it could be by quite a substantial margin since you're asking people to go on record as supporting an unpopular shitshow of a bill that they know isn't going to pass anyway. Is currying favor with weak leadership and an unstable manchild embroiled in scandal worth the risk of the AARP making GBS threads all over you during the next election cycle?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


"trump also likes leaks"

lol piss

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/845313358387724288

spicy relaxing by the fireplace before the briefing, a brief reprieve

Or possibly self-immolating

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Maggie Haberman is poo poo

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
When are they going to vote? Is there any estimate on how many hours they are going to yammer on while knowing that it doesn't sway anyone?

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Forcing Ryan to eat his own dog food only makes sense to would-be Machiavellians who have no understanding of how people or politics work. Bannon may be the brain of the operation, but it's not much of a brain.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


since one of maggie's sources is probably trump, this is her throwing the WH a favor so he'll keep talking to her

"no really this is just a huge misdirection, deconstructing the administrative state!!!!'

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Nenonen posted:

When are they going to vote? Is there any estimate?

Last we heard was between 2-4pm, but who knows?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

weekly font posted:

Maggie Haberman is poo poo

Doesn't she have a weird amount of access to Trump?

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