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I was pissed when I found out that AF enlisted get BAH at E4, but I guess there's always some bullshit to go along with it.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:08
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What do they need BAH for when they already have luxury barracks and five star DFACs?
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Mar 24, 2017 04:13
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5 star and DFAC shouldn't be in the same sentence.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:15
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Naked Bear posted:Seconding Crocodile Lounge. It's far and away my favorite bar in NYC just for the fact that I get pizza with each and every beer. i got shitfaced there on my honeymoon, can confirm
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I'm the dumbass army guy in an AF dfac carrying my tray away looking for the rollers to slide it down
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Mar 24, 2017 04:19
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:is this different than like, well, in the army you have a few several month schools as you go up the ranks. Basically one for each. Do you have that stuff and then also a fake associates on top of that? LMAO get hosed with that poo poo. You get some credits for technical-oriented schools, like intel or communications or whatever. But you also need to take actual classes. Most of them can be accomplished with a CLEP or DANTES exam instead. In order for me to get my bullshit Air Force degree (in Electronic Systems Technology!!) I would need to take a speech class and a math class and I think two more. Most airmen take advantage of our taxpayer-funded Tuition Assistance program and enroll in one of the on-base hosted colleges - American Military University (ughhh) or Univerity of Maryland University College (ughhhhhhhh) in order to get the necessary credits. The courses are of course designed for total mouth-breathers to pass, and cost exactly as much as the TA program will pay. It's a huge scam. The Air Force likes to brag about how highly educated its enlisted force is and how highly utilized its college tuition assistance program is. The TA program is only used because it's a de facto requirement. If an E-6 wants to promote, he drat well better have a fake degree. And what better way to get one than at AMU or UMMMUMUMUC? The cost? Don't worry about it. That's someone else's money, anyway. Might as well be free. Hey, now watch this commercial about fraud, waste, and abuse on AFN. Also, if you're enlisted and you already have a bachelor's? Better get the Air Force associate's anyway. Gotta prove your loyalty to big blue. Everyone acts like we're the smartest branch, but goddamn the Air Force is pants on head retarded.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:21
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Army had exactly all that same poo poo but FFS not an Army Community College or whatever. Wasn't exactly mandatory either but yeah that all sounds pretty dumb as gently caress if it's mandatory or so strongly encouraged that it may as well be mandatory, hence the original question. Worst part about the ARmy system everyone went to for profits (endorsed by retired CSMs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) edit: LMAO I didn't catch the line about if you already had a degree. That's beyond hosed up
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Mar 24, 2017 04:25
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Arc Light posted:The Museum of Natural History is a great one for adults and kids both, if your sister's kids are still willing to set foot in a museum. That means they DIDN'T HAVE 4 YEAR DEGREES right?
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lite_sleepr posted:Hey internet dads, did you guys know anyone in the AF or whatever branch you were in, to have been in 15 years and not even have their CCAF? I never got mine, it's useless.
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Mar 24, 2017 04:41
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One of my friends rolled their CCAF in IT into an IT bachelors and now they're working on their masters so I feel like it can be useful it you get lucky
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Mar 24, 2017 05:16
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The state 4 year I'm finishing at now demanded my CCAF transcript before they'd let me enroll because it counted as a previous institution. Never mind that anything that was worthwhile already got accepted by the community college I went to. Also the speech requirement is gone as of January. Take Comp I & II and you're good.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Army had exactly all that same poo poo but FFS not an Army Community College or whatever. Wasn't exactly mandatory either but yeah that all sounds pretty dumb as gently caress if it's mandatory or so strongly encouraged that it may as well be mandatory, hence the original question. CCAF is in addition to regular PME: Airman Leadership School, NCO Academy, etc. Also separate from tech schools for your actual career field. It's a no-poo poo associates degree from a school nobody gives a poo poo about, with questionable value for transferring to real schools. Most people can get a few credits out of it, at least.
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Mar 24, 2017 05:39
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Who names their daughter Reagan...
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Mar 24, 2017 06:54
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LingcodKilla posted:Who names their daughter Reagan... No clue but whenever I hear the name Reagan as a girl's name I think of one of the first pornos I can remember watching on the internet, where this skinny brunette chick gets railed out in the back of a van, like pre-bangbus days or something.
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Mar 24, 2017 07:04
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Yeah, I've only ever seen it in porn.
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Mar 24, 2017 07:48
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Mike-o posted:No clue but whenever I hear the name Reagan as a girl's name I think of one of the first pornos I can remember watching on the internet, where this skinny brunette chick gets railed out in the back of a van, like pre-bangbus days or something. My new tenant fits that description.
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Mar 24, 2017 08:14
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LingcodKilla posted:Who names their daughter Reagan... My ex had a friend named Reagan. We hated each other with a loving passion.
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Mar 24, 2017 08:30
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Some people don't want their kids to succeed, so they name them poo poo like Harley or Bambi. Stupid snow and wind. Glad I didn't bury my cold weather gear in the bottom of a bag, but I didn't want to see that poo poo again until October. Wonder if I can make it in to work, but they've closed some roads already. Might be a "stay home get stoned" day.
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Mar 24, 2017 12:50
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I knew a Reagan who had massive hooters and she could gently caress like her life depended on it
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Mar 24, 2017 13:08
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I got suspicious of a CCAF degree when like 3 of my 70-ish credits from Michigan State University transferred over 🤔
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Mar 24, 2017 13:13
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I guess the 42 ABW/CC at Maxwell is a Buckeyes fan.
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The Army has/had eArmyU that was supposedly linked to accredited schools, but I never looked into it. My roommate signed up because they would give you a free laptop to do your courses and that dude went AWOL after pissing hot for coke a couple months later. He climbed out of his window in the middle of the night and just disappeared. I was expecting him to bail so it wasn't a shock, but I was surprised that he left his door open and unlocked. I grabbed the laptop, a poncho liner, and some other swag before our squad leader came in and ratfucked the rest. That guy was grabbing brown t-shirts and poo poo, I was like bro that's not how you loot an AWOL. Come to think of it that roommate was the 3rd AWOL dude I looted. First was a kid in basic during holdover, I helped him figure out how to get down to the PX and catch the shuttle to the airport and then I snatched his suitcase/garment bag thing for class As and a stash of Maxim magazines. Second guy was sort of a friend, but a total shitbag, I grabbed another poncho liner and some home theater gear because that turd owed me $400 for bailing him out of jail. I still have one of the poncho liners I took from someone, my dogs chill on it now.
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A guy from my platoon went awol. I was in charge of guarding his gear that needed to be turned in. I let people loot the gently caress out of it. Plus a bunch of his personal belongings that he left behind. In a funny twist of fate he's become one of my closest friends and might be moving in with me next month. boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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The one thing CCAF might be good for is if you intend to stay in the guard or reserve for a while and they're boarding for stripes or jobs. If you're smart you'll have done enough college to complete it anyway, and then it's just $20 to send them a transcript and never think about it again.
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I went AWOL for a week and it all got swept under the rug because nobody wanted to touch why I was on so many powerful narcotics and psychoactives and not in a hospital. It was a crazy week. Jokes on me though, I came back and accepted their "no big deal!" attitude and then they had me doing electro shock therapy! I came out of that like McMurphy did in one flew over the cuckoos nest. I didn't retire for two more years almost at that point.
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Had a mechanic in my squad go awol. He legitimately had a string of poo poo luck and the unit wasn't helping in the slightest. Single father, mother ran off and he had custody, grandparents were shitbags all around. So he went awol because he couldn't get the unit to leave him behind from field ops since there was no one there to take care of his kid. I didn't loot his poo poo. Felt bad for the guy. Helped him fix his truck a week before he went awol. Still would have done it if I knew he was going awol with it. He was going anyhow. Hope he's doing alright now.
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RichieHimself posted:The Army has/had eArmyU that was supposedly linked to accredited schools, but I never looked into it. My roommate signed up because they would give you a free laptop to do your courses and that dude went AWOL after pissing hot for coke a couple months later. I loving love this. Especially the bold part. Edit: My ex-stepfather's middle son joined the Navy for some reason. I guess he made it through training and was assigned to a ship in San Diego, then went AWOL. He went home but not to his parents. Instead, he contacted his recruiter, which is for some reason extremely common. The recruiter had been alerted, and gave him the lowdown: turn yourself in by XX:00 on Day Y or you'll be reclassified a deserter. He was within a half hour or so of the deadline and turned himself in back at his base. While being escorted through his ship to the brig or wherever, he somehow got ahold of several ipods that did not belong to him. His entire family is trash. I feel bad for the younger kid, he was smarter than the rest combined but has probably been driven into the same garbage life as the rest of them. Godholio fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Mar 24, 2017 |
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Mar 24, 2017 16:02
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God drat NY Strip steaks 6.99 a pound value pack
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Smiling Jack posted:God drat NY Strip steaks 6.99 a pound value pack Time to get the slow-cooker out!
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Mar 24, 2017 16:33
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LingcodKilla posted:Time to get the slow-cooker out! Sous vide you loving heathen
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LingcodKilla posted:Time to get the slow-cooker out! Slow cooking strip steaks what the gently caress is wrong with you
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Slow cooking strip steaks what the gently caress is wrong with you
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Mar 24, 2017 16:41
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i slow cook flank steak for my tacos
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Mar 24, 2017 16:42
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I'm not impressed with NY strip. I grill rib eye and everything else can go in the pot as far as I care. It''s all taco meat.
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Mar 24, 2017 16:51
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I buy whatever looks reasonably fresh and not outrageously priced. I have a whopping two places to shop at, and one of them is Walmart (so I only have one option, really).
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Mar 24, 2017 17:52
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$253 federal refund. Whoopee.
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Mar 24, 2017 18:02
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my sister is named Reagan 
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Mar 24, 2017 18:24
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:my sister is named Reagan Yeah, she said that at the start of the casting interview.
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