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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Paul Ryan Rushes to White House to Tell Drumpf Votes Are Lacking to Repeal Obamacare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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I love that spicey is saying that obama care has gotten more expensive and stuff but lol at thinking AHCA would improve that. The Nightmare of Obamacare

lmao

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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someone pointed out in the trump lol thread that Trump probably doesn't realize this poo poo still has to pass senate. He's probably right. LMAO.


Also shocking news, Trump is staying in DC this weekend.

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008


I love this so much. I hope this poo poo-gently caress party continues to fall apart. They spent 8 years riding a wave of dog-whistle racism and voodoo economics, and irreparably harmed our country, the international order, and our Democracy all for a bullshit ideology and political style points. Now that they are in the drivers seat they can't even get done THE number one issue (Obamacare) these idiots spent 8 years railing about.

I'm going to enjoy watching these fuckers eat each other alive over the next 4-8 years.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

I hope this time the party does end up eating itself, instead of what happened last time where the party retained power but just went screaming more right.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/20committee/status/845325908491845632

Please be a thing.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


loving called it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Erection status: sustaining semi

https://twitter.com/Alex_Roarty/status/845327186227810304

Edit: OH MY GOD SPICEY https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/845328636538486784

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Mar 24, 2017

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


What would this signify?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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does this mean this is just going to be a joke because Nunes, or everyone is going to just blame flynn, or a little bit of a and b?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



UH OH.

BONER ALERT.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

RFC2324 posted:

What would this signify?

Hopefully they're gonna sell out the Trump

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


RFC2324 posted:

What would this signify?

If Manafort, Stone, etc are all clambering over one another to testify, but Flynn​ is being oddly quiet, it's very possible that he's cooperating with the DOJs investigation.


Edit: also the National Enquire (lol) is throwing Flynn under the bus. For what's it's worth, the Enquire is close with Trump and his ilk. Take that for what you will.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Flynn will have redeemed himself if he brings down this administration.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Missionary Positron posted:

Meanwhile, the Finnish government is fast tracking changes to a law governing the use of force against unidentified paramilitary forces. The Defence Ministry released the draft last Thursday, and it's going to a parliamentary vote in the beginning of May.

They won't comment on the reason for this sudden urgency :tinfoil: .

Hm. Link for this?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I don't want to juxtapiss, uh, pose.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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he also said "One Foul Swoop" :kiddo:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Flynn will have redeemed himself if he brings down this administration.
Not really, but I'd still take it.

I wouldn't put it past them to have vut a deal with Nunes for a sham hearing.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Casimir Radon posted:

I wouldn't put it past them to have vut a deal with Nunes for a sham hearing.

That's kind of what I feel is happening.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I love how Donnie the Trucker photos are coming back to bite him.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/845334723022983169

Edit: oops, the Republicans woke up John Lewis

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/845338943302352896

Edit2: porn https://twitter.com/ByronTau/status/845341310961766400

Edit3: filthy smut https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/845340206496649216

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Mar 24, 2017

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

I love how Donnie the Trucker photos are coming back to bite him.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/845334723022983169

Edit: oops, the Republicans woke up John Lewis

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/845338943302352896



In a just world. The man who has spent his whole life fighting for people's freedom and liberty would be president. Instead we got the man who has spent his whole life conning / sexually assaulting everyone with two legs.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


:swoon:

https://twitter.com/evanvucci/status/845338722174423040

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Force de Fappe posted:

Hm. Link for this?

Nothing in English so far, but my guess is that it's part of a more general oh gently caress-moment that Crimea gave the Finnish security establishment. After that, the military has started forming new high readiness forces that are able to mobilize much faster than previous reserve based units. This probably just gives them the legal framework to actually do their job.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Donnie punched him

Lol jk his hands are way too small so Bannon prolly did it

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

"I have no face, yet I must scream"

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Oh and... we have this happening.

https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/845340353095983104

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Is there a concise report on who is on who's side in the Republican Party? Because it feels like it's every rear end in a top hat for himself.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
UHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS ABOUT

https://twitter.com/jmhansler/status/845340555555024896


Edit: oh my god this is filthy https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/845343635633831936

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Mar 24, 2017

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Missionary Positron posted:

Nothing in English so far, but my guess is that it's part of a more general oh gently caress-moment that Crimea gave the Finnish security establishment. After that, the military has started forming new high readiness forces that are able to mobilize much faster than previous reserve based units. This probably just gives them the legal framework to actually do their job.

Anything in Swedish? This is pretty loving relevant for us right now, there's a lot of washup going on over the lack of emergency and security planning and readiness this week.

e: just for fun, a scathing report was withheld from the public, then leaked a couple of days ago. Turns out the PM and minister of defence had been bullshitting everyone.

Force de Fappe fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Mar 24, 2017

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Comey being asked to resign. Watch.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Comey being asked to resign. Watch.

This sounds like an insanely bad idea.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Office Pig posted:

This sounds like an insanely bad idea.

That's what makes it more plausible, imo

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Comey being asked to resign. Watch.

If he does that, he goes down faster and harder than Nixon.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Office Pig posted:

This sounds like an insanely bad idea.

Whatever gets the pisstape out.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/845346119349624833

Flynn was conspiring with his Turkish handlers to figure out a way to get that Gulen separatist guy out of the U.S. 'outside of the extradition process'.

Very, very illegal stuff discussed there.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

^ beaten

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

That's what makes it more plausible, imo

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Flynn was way more ambitious than I thought.

Jesus.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Force de Fappe posted:

Anything in Swedish? This is pretty loving relevant for us right now, there's a lot of washup going on over the lack of emergency and security planning and readiness this week.

e: just for fun, a scathing report was withheld from the public, then leaked a couple of days ago. Turns out the PM and minister of defence had been bullshitting everyone.
If we survive this and Sweden and Finland join NATO because of Russian bullshit that would be hilarious. Of course there's plenty of historical precedent for that outside of their 'neutrality'.

*Russia takes aggressive action with neighbor.
*Neighbor responds by joining NATO.
*Russia cries about how NATO expanded its sphere of influence again.

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
So if this wonderful healthcare bill goes in and makes it so I don't have to pay for yucky things like womens health, does that mean women don't have to pay for my boner pills and prostate cancer?

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