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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:vince:

lmao

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red19fire
May 26, 2010

Kumo posted:

tbh the white house press corps are poo poo at letting him get away with lies, half-truths & logical inconsistencies out of some convivial beltway environment i don't understand

spicy - *obvious lies*

WHPC - "lol"

WHPC is mostly a prestige position for journalists, you get a paycheck for lobbing softball questions at a mouthpiece. The instant they did actual journalism they'd be booted from the White House.

By comparison, Woodward and Bernstein were working the WaPo Metro desk beat when they first started investigating Watergate.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Shadow0 posted:

http://imgur.com/VItmoaE

I'm looking forward to the Freedom Liberty Bill of Patriot Freedom

I think that's already been taken.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I can't believe these insurance providers would support the AHCA :prepop:

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
If im always in incognito mode can they still collect data on me?? How do i protect myself? What i dirtily watch on the computer is my business

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

If im always in incognito mode can they still collect data on me?? How do i protect myself? What i dirtily watch on the computer is my business

Maybe get a VPN. Otherwise enjoy all the emails and phone calls you'll be getting from Bad Dragon

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Don't use their DNS and use SSL everywhere is a start. Probably still can figure it out though. Also lol if you don't think they were doing this anyway, legal or not.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Maybe once advertisers get data on the porn viewing preferences of Americans it will lead to more jobs for plus sized models.

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

If im always in incognito mode can they still collect data on me?? How do i protect myself? What i dirtily watch on the computer is my business

Incognito mode really only hides your perversions from others who might use your computer. Comcast/Verizon/Whoever knows exactly where you go.

NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Mar 24, 2017

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

I can't wait until the guy who sponsored that bill starts getting targeted advertising based on his son's internet history

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ariz-sen-aplogizes-teen-son-online-slurs-article-1.1371590

quote:

To the human being who stole my dirt bike from the church parking lot, I will find you, and I will beat the crap out of you

quote:

I’m down to own some faggots

quote:

Say something hilarious, and I guarantee that ... will say it louder and get all the credit. Jew

quote:

BuzzFeed also reported that the teenager used the screen name "n1ggerkiller" in Fun Run, a gaming app on which he was active

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

If im always in incognito mode can they still collect data on me?? How do i protect myself? What i dirtily watch on the computer is my business

Same poo poo the rest of the world had to go through the last couple of years to get some privacy from your government: VPN or TOR

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Don't use their DNS and use SSL everywhere is a start. Probably still can figure it out though. Also lol if you don't think they were doing this anyway, legal or not.

The regulations that would prevent this (I.e., the ones being repealed) haven't actually gone into effect yet, if I remember correctly. So, in fact, they've always been doing this legally.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
This is Schroedingers Bill. It will always exist in a state of both passing and failing. This way, I can ensure maximum lols

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






now that's a lol.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Skypie posted:

This is Schroedingers Bill. It will always exist in a state of both passing and failing. This way, I can ensure maximum lols

This is the beauty of it.

If it passes, it fails.

If it fails, it passes

The AHCA is a finely crafted and carefully calibrated LOL generator.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Seven loving years and this is the result. Did I die and go to lol heaven?

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
poo poo

Scary! fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 24, 2017

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

haljordan posted:

Seven loving years and this is the result. Did I die and go to lol heaven?

We're all dead already so this might as well be lol heaven. Could anywhere else possibly provide us with this kind of entertainment

makes u think

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/jkarsh/status/845318523597434880

lol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
jason said that andrea said that she heard that julie said that

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

haljordan posted:

Seven loving years and this is the result. Did I die and go to lol heaven?

"If you find yourself loling in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled! For you are in Lolysium, and you're already dead!"

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Cthulu Carl posted:

"If you find yourself loling in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled! For you are in Lolysium, and you're already dead!"

(From lack of healthcare)

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
holy poo poo who was that black lady talking just now i wanna vote for her

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
loving lmao I guess they just said no vote

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


Vote Hype!!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

loving lmao I guess they just said no vote

loving lmao

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a shitload of reps boo'd as soon as the speaker hit the gavel declaring recess and started chanting 'VOTE VOTE VOTE' before the stream cut out


all that debate and no vote, what the gently caress lol

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
LMAO

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

loving lmao I guess they just said no vote
No Vote. You're the vote!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Ahaha trump is gonna have a stroke

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Careful Drums posted:

a shitload of reps boo'd as soon as the speaker hit the gavel declaring recess and started chanting 'VOTE VOTE VOTE' before the stream cut out


all that debate and no vote, what the gently caress lol

ahahahahahaha

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

haljordan posted:

Ahaha trump is gonna have a stroke

But will we notice the difference?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Oh man the best part is wondering how trump will top today's lols

Cu Chulainn
Apr 27, 2011

It's great to get out of the lab

https://twitter.com/HuffingtonPost/status/845359211706040321

lol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
TWEET WATCH

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Apparently Trump requested they pull it, Ryan gonna have a press conference at 4 EST

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lol he took his ball and went home

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

lol

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
all wretch and no vomit, this trump guy

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


lol let's see him blame it on immigrants this time

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Trump is literally furiously tweeting right now, pushing backspace over and over to delete some racist poo poo he really wants to say

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