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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/marksarvas/status/845365225951916033

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
lol

all the lols

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
According to CNN Dems are chanting "Vote! Vote!" on the House floor.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao @ trying to blame the dems for this

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

quote:

“You can’t pretend and say this is a win for us,” said Representative Mark Walker, Republican of North Carolina, who conceded it was a “good moment” for Democrats.

“Probably that champagne that wasn’t popped back in November may be utilized this evening,” he said.

ouch

thats a good one

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

Yinlock posted:

they're realizing that trump isn't Strong Daddy, he's just Daddy, and that is unacceptable

and that, everyone, is why This Matters

the grip Trump has on lovely America is that he's a big tuff dude who wins a lot. of course him losing is going to turn redhatters against him. once he loses redhatters, who the gently caress does he have left?


he's loving toast. you can't have a fascist without a cult of personality, and you can't have a cult of personality if you're a piss-drinking daughter-fucker who does.nothing.but.lose.all.the.time

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
MSNBC reporting that Trump will speak from the Oval Office after this afternoon's event

oh drat this is gonna be good

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Mayor Dave posted:

TRUMP'S GONNA SPEAK FROM THE OVAL OFFICE

he's gonna be mad as hell, lol. get owned orange bitch

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/845366649683369986

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

WHY DIDNT YOU LET US KILL YOU ALL TO GIVE THE INSURANCE COMPANIES MORE MONEY!?!?!?!

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

weekly font posted:

Here comes the pivot

i dont want a pivot now

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

goddamn son

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Well I guess Gorsuch is in

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yinlock posted:

i guess we really are in the mattering nebula and not my fart cloud

though i guess that could change depending on what i have for dinner

Your farts smell minty fresh right, keep doin what ur doin my man

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/AdamWeinstein/status/845366745011552258

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



McGlockenshire posted:

MSNBC reporting that Trump will speak from the Oval Office after this afternoon's event

oh drat this is gonna be good

triple sulk posted:

wanna see donny do a national speech on being a failure

:smugmrgw:

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Watch Ryan resign on live tv

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


He's a corrupt mofo, but that's a good ahem insult

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

ooooh i Just got the thread title. nice.

wish we had thought to call one of boosteds rants

'hatless shrugged'

but you know, wisdom of the staircase and all

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
day is coming

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Mayor Dave posted:

TRUMP'S GONNA SPEAK FROM THE OVAL OFFICE

holy poo poo this is such an incredibly bad idea

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
get your rear end to the podium wonkboy

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


triple sulk posted:

lmao @ trying to blame the dems for this

Blaming the democrats is basically blaming the entire concept of representative democracy.

If it weren't for you kids and your damned opposition I would've succeeded!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Captain_Maclaine posted:

According to CNN Dems are chanting "Vote! Vote!" on the House floor.

worthless bad dems! it should be "cuck! cuck!"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/845366718151245824

this loving country

truavatar
Mar 3, 2004

GIS Jedi
Ryan about to start...

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Paul Ryan CryTime now live.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Fix posted:

I need a live link for the Ryan statement, but the ABC go one isn't working. Anybody got anything else?

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Robert Plant posted:

Watch Ryan resign on live tv

Had to go to his office for 10 minutes to clear out his desk

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Zikan posted:

holy poo poo this is such an incredibly bad idea

i know, it owns

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

I wear this crown of hair plugs
Upon my liar's chair

Full of broken bills
I cannot get passed


what have i become
my sweetest piss

everyone i know
votes no in the end

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007



a hard rain gonna fall

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Vertical Lime posted:

what if a bill was duke nukem forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTq29h9tYZY

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

im feeling Trumps national address may be delusional and frothy

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



RAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN DOWN, RAIN DOWN

COME ON RAIN DOWN ON ME

FROM A GREAT HEIGHT

FROM A GREAT HEIGHT

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Mayor Dave posted:

TRUMP'S GONNA SPEAK FROM THE OVAL OFFICE
:unsmigghh:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

According to CNN Dems are chanting "Vote! Vote!" on the House floor.

Normally I'd be against displays of hubris as a Greek pantheist but gently caress it, you gotta give us a pass on this one, Nemesis

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quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
btw it's 4am here, i'm supposed to be at work in 5.5 hours, but i think you all can understand that if ever there was a night to pull a grossly irresponsible all-nighter, it's this one

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