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Dial-a-Dog posted:They are a party of cowards, being led by a man who's afraid of stairs How to defeat Trump: disable the escalators in his hotels
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Skypie posted:How to defeat Trump: disable the escalators in his hotels how to defeat trump: hide his cell phone under the couch cushions
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Mar 24, 2017 21:01
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In Xanadu did Donald Trump a stately LOLerdome decree Where Paul, the punk rear end speaker, ran Through caverns measureless to man Into a voteless sea
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Mar 24, 2017 21:02
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Madcosby posted:how to defeat trump: hide his cell phone under the couch cushions No no, he has to tweet more it's actually what fucks him over the most
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Mar 24, 2017 21:04
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Viruswithshoes posted:Cross posting for lols: reposting this little gem that got lost a few pages back a lol a day
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https://twitter.com/davidcorndc/status/845361857774931968
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Testikles posted:'Round the camp fire the elder tells the tale of Bonnie King Sanders betrayed by Crooked Hilary.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:In Xanadu did Donald Trump 
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Mar 24, 2017 21:06
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'he did as good as he could'- a professional news reporter on live CNN lol
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Mar 24, 2017 21:07
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Wait, they want to defund abortions AND maternity care? Do they know how a species works?
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Mar 24, 2017 21:08
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Madcosby posted:how to defeat trump: hide his cell phone under the couch cushions "Excuse me, I need to borrow your phone, Mr Ryan. I need to tweet about how no good and very bad you are." 
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Mar 24, 2017 21:10
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Wait, they want to defund abortions AND maternity care? Do they know how a species works? They just hate sex-having women and it all makes sense given that context.
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Mar 24, 2017 21:09
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Wait, they want to defund abortions AND maternity care? Do they know how a species works? 'charity will take care of it. people in need should beg for help with hat in hand, allowing them dignity is unamerican'
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Skypie posted:"Excuse me, I need to borrow your phone, Mr Ryan. I need to tweet about how no good and very bad you are." this is the thumbs up I give my doctor when he asks how I'm feeling after a prostate check dad joke just kidding i cant afford periodic screenings im american
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Mar 24, 2017 21:15
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"doing big things is hard" lol
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Mar 24, 2017 21:14
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Wait, they want to defund abortions AND maternity care? Do they know how a species works? They also were trying to shoot down birth control. And I guess everything else, too.
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Mar 24, 2017 21:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyq2XUPCatU this sack of poo poo is talking btw
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Mar 24, 2017 21:16
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Oh yeah, there's that patented Art of the Deal management style. 'Actually, it didn't fail because the vote was canceled. So it's actually a win.' Donald Trump 'it's not my fault' - Donald Trump 
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Mar 24, 2017 21:16
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I've needed to get my full lab work done now that I'm over 30 and also because my dad just died of cancer a year ago. But I am also American lol
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Mar 24, 2017 21:16
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"White house preparing to blame Ryan if healthcare bill fails" https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-03-24/white-house-said-to-prepare-to-blame-ryan-if-health-bill-fails
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Mar 24, 2017 21:16
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guyz plz help can t stop lollinn
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Mar 24, 2017 21:16
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the bug on cnn says the big cheese is going to speak soon too
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Mar 24, 2017 21:18
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Theoretically if Trump could convince Trump Republicans that universal healthcare should be a guaranteed right then he could become one of the best presidents ever.
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Mar 24, 2017 21:19
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Today was like the big build up to the first kill in a Final Destination movie, where you're on the edge of your seat because they're teasing something gross, but when it finally happens the special effects are cheesy and the acting is bad so you breathe a big sigh of relief knowing it's just a comedy and nothing scary is going to happen. Time to let loose and enjoy the rest of the administration.
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Mar 24, 2017 21:21
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I am honestly a little impressed with Ryan for being able to call trump fantastic while maintaining a straight face. Maybe it's that his soul is just so crushed he can no longer laugh or even smile. but lol at him calling the AHCA flopping 'growing pains'. Like, there were 7 years in which repubs could have written a replacement bill, instead of sharting something out at the last minute
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Mar 24, 2017 21:20
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I thought the casualties would be countless poor Americans caught up in corporate greed. And it probably still will be but now Paul Ryan is gonna get tied up to the train tracks while Pence smacks some cables together that are hooked to a car battery and Trump twirls the mustache he doesn't have but insists is really there. In the background, John Boehner wipes the sweat from his brow and muses on the bullet he dodged.
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Mar 24, 2017 21:21
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Ryan: We want to improve american lives by 1) securing the border 2) increased military spending couldnt stop laughing to hear 3 and 4
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Mar 24, 2017 21:21
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Wait, they want to defund abortions AND maternity care? Do they know how a species works? Getting rid of these things with an increasingly poor population is a pretty good way to create an expansive and easily exploited underclass, we can use them to replace the illegal immigrants after the wall goes up
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Mar 24, 2017 21:22
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Madcosby posted:Ryan: 3) Royally gently caress up simple things 4) Blame others for that
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Mar 24, 2017 21:22
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lol 'we were a ten year opposition party, being against things is easy. we're trying to transition in to "doing stuff"' what the gently caress kind of logic is that
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I don't know why anyone even entertains the Republican notion that there ever was even going to be a phase 2 and 3
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Mar 24, 2017 21:23
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Apparently Donald is going to speak from the white house later today. I'm excited.
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Mar 24, 2017 21:24
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turn off the TV posted:Apparently Donald is going to speak from the white house later today. I'm excited. "IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE" - Donald Trump
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Efexeye posted:lol 'we were a ten year opposition party, being against things is easy. we're trying to transition in to "doing stuff"' "As it turns out, being huge whiny babies was really easy but being adults is more complicated than we anticipated. Bear with us as we try to figure out why people get mad when we wanna turbofuck the poors!"
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Mar 24, 2017 21:26
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NotWearingPants posted:Theoretically if Trump could convince Trump Republicans that universal healthcare should be a guaranteed right then he could become one of the best presidents ever. He'll have to come to that conclusion on his own because the Democrats sure as hell aren't going to suggest it lol
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Mar 24, 2017 21:28
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Chinatown posted:guyz plz help
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Mar 24, 2017 21:30
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Efexeye posted:lol 'we were a ten year opposition party, being against things is easy. we're trying to transition in to "doing stuff"' Actually he's being pretty truthful here. I mean, it's pathetic as gently caress, but true anyway
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Mar 24, 2017 21:31
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bag em and tag em posted:Actually he's being pretty truthful here. I mean, it's pathetic as gently caress, but true anyway no, I know. that's what I'm saying. that is his defense
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Mar 24, 2017 21:32
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I just realized that despite being a total idiot I could still do a better job than Trump as POTUS moving up in the world 
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lol @ trump dictating policy like a dad on a trip with his family I SWEAR 2 GOD IF THIS BILL DOESN'T PASS, WE ARE NOT GOING TO DISNEY LAND
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