Dragon Ballz megathread: French Goku

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Who is the man?? This poll is closed.
Goku	202	7.09%
Vegeta	279	9.79%
Krillin	208	7.30%
Piccolo or his nameks	212	7.44%
Gohan or Cool Gohan	135	4.74%
Yamcha	90	3.16%
Tien	120	4.21%
Muten Roshi	89	3.12%
Tao Pai Pai	71	2.49%
Frieza	69	2.42%
Cell or an android	86	3.02%
Buu	62	2.18%
Hercule "Mark" Satan	327	11.48%
Videl	90	3.16%
Bulma	104	3.65%
Yajirobe	99	3.47%
Ginyu or other Frieza squad guy	68	2.39%
King kai or another kai	53	1.86%
Chi-Chi	83	2.91%
Goten	43	1.51%
Trunks or Cool Trunks	112	3.93%
Bardock	48	1.68%
Other villain of DB,Z, or GT(please post about it!)	41	1.44%
Uub	42	1.47%
Oolong	90	3.16%
Zamasu	26	0.91%
Total:	1326 votes

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Stuffguyman: Jun 3, 2007

Holy moly, some weirdo blob alien pulls a bunch of made up numbers out of his rear end and suddenly everyone goes super saiyan autist and tries to throw my main mans Beerus and Shin under the bus? Listen up, Beerus is a big purple cat dude who blows up dumb useless planets based on their food and doesn't need to justify jack crap for anyone cause that's just how he rolls. And Shin is not only a badass kai dude with a sweet mohawk, but he's the SUPREME kai who wins entire fights without throwing a single punch cause his opponents see how completely badass and mysterious he is and forfeit while pissing themselves cause they know Shin could blow Freeza's head off with one punch if he wanted to.

When my universe 7 homie master Roshi wins this whole tournament all those other poser universes can take their useless ratings back home and hang them on the wall right before they get blown back to HFIL where they belong.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:12

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:37

Raxivace: Sep 9, 2014

Oh yeah? What is Roshi even the Master of at this point!!!??

All of his students surpassed him! He is old and outdated! #TeamKrillin #MakeMarronProudAgain

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:15

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Flippinlikebirds posted:

You think that's an alien that just happens to look like a clown? Or is he an actual clown? Is that make up and a fake nose?

So far he doesn't seem to act clownish. I'm leaning towards it being a coincidence that his race resembles clowns from universe 7 earth

Maybe to him you look like a clown. Makes you think

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:21

Stuffguyman: Jun 3, 2007

Raxivace posted:

Oh yeah? What is Roshi even the Master of at this point!!!??

All of his students surpassed him! He is old and outdated! #TeamKrillin #MakeMarronProudAgain

Oho, that's exactly what he wants you to think! Clearly he was the Master of puppets all along.

He's just doing a long con, pretend to be a perverted old man who can't even fly for years and really get those Vegas odds to skyrocket. Though after he wins and cashes out Goku, Vegeta, Buu and the like are just going to eat all the food in the multiverse and guess who's going to get stuck with the bill again.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 05:31

Mordaedil: Oct 25, 2007; Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?; Grimey Drawer

Note that the ningen level is being dragged down by Yamcha and people weaker than Yamcha. It just means that the higher universes have less population or a better average. It says really nothing about peak performers like Goku.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 07:00

Adder Moray: Nov 18, 2010

Mordaedil posted:

Note that the ningen level is being dragged down by Yamcha and people weaker than Yamcha. It just means that the higher universes have less population or a better average. It says really nothing about peak performers like Goku.

It's not power levels.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 07:24

Mordaedil: Oct 25, 2007; Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?; Grimey Drawer

Adder Moray posted:

It's not power levels.

Indeed it is not, which is why I am confused as to what it is.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 07:29

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

Adder Moray posted:

It's not power levels.

yamcha's p trash in all aspects cept baseball

# ? Mar 24, 2017 07:30

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

Mordaedil posted:

Indeed it is not, which is why I am confused as to what it is.

probably actual person quality

like gohan's a solid 10, dende's a 12, goku's a .01, and yamcha is NaN

# ? Mar 24, 2017 07:31

Aurora: Jan 7, 2008

It's Ningen Quality Level

# ? Mar 24, 2017 07:33

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I hope Ningen Level is never explained further.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 12:07

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

I hope they explain that Frieza and Buus efforts actually raised the number significantly.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:32

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Rutibex posted:

I hope Ningen Level is never explained further.

What? You don't already understand it? Your Ningen level must be too low. :smugdog:

# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:33

deadly_pudding: May 13, 2009; who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

sassassin posted:

I hope they explain that Frieza and Buus efforts actually raised the number significantly.

High Priest, gesturing to elaborate diagram on whiteboard: And so, as you can see, almost 70% of the people killed by Frieza deserved to die, along with their whole planet.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:36

OB_Juan: Nov 24, 2004; Not every day is a good day.; Dinosaur Gum

I think, at that point, even knowing he'd get owned, Vegeta would have to try and punch the High Priest.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:43

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

I teach eighth grade English. My students had to write small scenes with only a few guidelines to reign them in and perform those scenes.

One group wrote a scene about two men fighting over different ideals. One of the fighters was named "Zamasu." It was great.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 13:55

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

deadly_pudding posted:

High Priest, gesturing to elaborate diagram on whiteboard: And so, as you can see, almost 70% of the people killed by Frieza deserved to die, along with their whole planet.

Frieza saved the entire universe from the saiyans

# ? Mar 24, 2017 15:10

Captain Quack: Feb 18, 2013

Raxivace posted:

Oh yeah? What is Roshi even the Master of at this point!!!??

All of his students surpassed him! He is old and outdated! #TeamKrillin #MakeMarronProudAgain

That is exactly why he is going to fight.
To shut up non belivers like you :colbert:

#IBeliveRoshi

# ? Mar 24, 2017 15:13

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Little Mac posted:

I teach eighth grade English. My students had to write small scenes with only a few guidelines to reign them in and perform those scenes.

One group wrote a scene about two men fighting over different ideals. One of the fighters was named "Zamasu." It was great.

D-did Zamasu win? You might have to be careful that student doesn't kill you and steal your body.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 15:17

Zamasu: Nov 4, 2016; I'm just being self-absorbed.
It doesn't matter if no one's listening.

Little Mac posted:

I teach eighth grade English. My students had to write small scenes with only a few guidelines to reign them in and perform those scenes.

One group wrote a scene about two men fighting over different ideals. One of the fighters was named "Zamasu." It was great.

You're an excellent teacher.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:29

Well Manicured Man: Aug 21, 2010; Well Manicured Mort

Little Mac posted:

I teach eighth grade English. My students had to write small scenes with only a few guidelines to reign them in and perform those scenes.

One group wrote a scene about two men fighting over different ideals. One of the fighters was named "Zamasu." It was great.

Okay, but did you have the kids pronounce it "Zamas" or "Zamasu"?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:23

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Little Mac posted:

I teach eighth grade English. My students had to write small scenes with only a few guidelines to reign them in and perform those scenes.

One group wrote a scene about two men fighting over different ideals. One of the fighters was named "Zamasu." It was great.

In 7th grade, a friend and I had to write a story about two friends, Tetsuo and Kenny buying new clothes together.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:03

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

seiferguy posted:

In 7th grade, a friend and I had to write a story about two friends, Tetsuo and Kenny buying new clothes together.

Did Kenny die?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:07

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

Little Mac posted:

I teach eighth grade English. My students had to write small scenes with only a few guidelines to reign them in and perform those scenes.

One group wrote a scene about two men fighting over different ideals. One of the fighters was named "Zamasu." It was great.

If one of the characters didn't angrily exclaim "Zamas. ZAMAS." at least 6 times then you need to fail him

# ? Mar 24, 2017 20:16

AtheistMantis: Oct 5, 2014

Little Mac posted:

I teach eighth grade English. My students had to write small scenes with only a few guidelines to reign them in and perform those scenes.

One group wrote a scene about two men fighting over different ideals. One of the fighters was named "Zamasu." It was great.

Of Mice and Ningen.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:54

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMZuBSJ3LEc

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:14

Rangpur: Dec 31, 2008

AtheistMantis posted:

Of Mice and Ningen.

"Tell me about Boss Rabbit, George."

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:18

sharktamer: Oct 30, 2011; Shark tamer ridiculous

New DBZA was as unfunny as ever apart from 16's song which was perfect.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:20

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Disagree, it was very funny. Along with what happened to Mr. Satan and his red smear.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:26

Raxivace: Sep 9, 2014

The usage of that Lost music was a nice touch.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:28

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:46

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Stupid that TFS have gone donut steel and retconned Satan beating Cell imo

(Decent episode, some of the jokes went a bit too long)

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:47

AndwhatIseeisme: Mar 30, 2010; Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.; Fun Shoe

sharktamer posted:

New DBZA was as unfunny as ever apart from 16's song which was perfect.

That song was the worst part of an otherwise stellar episode.

Anyway, it's nice to have a new, non-movie episode after all this time.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:49

Blockhouse: Sep 7, 2014; You Win!

your boy jimmy firecracker

# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:51

Tribladeofchaos: Jul 2, 2008; IT'S SHOWTIME!

Some of the jokes went on a bit long but it was still good. Seriously still not feeling Satan/Hercule's voice though, the dub voice is just too good.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:07

Spiritus Nox: Sep 2, 2011

Wasn't a knockout episode, but transitions like they kinda needed to do today just don't lend themselves to knockout gags. Was still fun, looking forward to the rest.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:25