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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Gin and Juche posted:

also if im starting to get a posting voice thats proof positive that this thread is failing

gravel_gravy.mp3

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ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIBwQsOwEeM

I need to find my DVD of this one.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://twitter.com/AP/status/845372509306408960

heh

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
http://deadspin.com/high-school-football-coach-suspended-after-he-allegedly-1793468620

quote:

A high school football coach in Spokane, Wash., has been suspended with pay while the school investigates complaints that he exposed himself to students at a leadership camp last summer. According to public records describing the allegations, which were obtained by local news organizations, the coach put his penis in a hot dog bun, showed it to players, and said, “You think that is a big dog - take a look at this.”

The Ferris High School coach, Jim Sharkey, was suspended in February, according to the Spokesman-Review; the newspaper reported the specifics of allegations this weekend after obtaining notes from Spokane public schools about the complaints:

quote:

A couple of weeks after the camp, a Ferris player came forward and said that while Sharkey was grilling, he turned with his exposed penis inside a hot dog bun. Sharkey said, “You think that is a big dog – take a look at this,” according to school records that listed multiple different versions of the same quote.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/845363375789895681

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

The Muppets On PCP posted:

post things your dad posts online



Dad is a poet

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

*incoherent screaming and human misery*

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013






Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

poo poo, VB was right, that means Papa Roach is indeed dad rock

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

*incoherent screaming and human misery*

here, let me help you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLaVP8IhIuc

:anime:

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Saladin Rising posted:

poo poo, VB was right, that means Papa Roach is indeed dad rock

Rage against the machine is dad rock too?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




please remember to sell your student athlete meme stocks

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Saladin Rising posted:

poo poo, VB was right, that means Papa Roach is indeed dad rock

...is...is this news to you?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Saladin Rising posted:

poo poo, VB was right, that means Papa Roach is indeed dad rock

it's deadbeat dad rock

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




The Muppets On PCP posted:

it's deadbeat dad rock

I thought that was Kid Rock.

Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

Majorian posted:

...is...is this news to you?
yes, it means VB was correct on something related to rock

whatever, I'm just really, really glad the Republicans ate it hard on the ACA repeal

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
it's funny and a little sad that west virginia makes the claim that throwing some slaw on a chili dog is a native foodway when greek immigrants all across the south had been doing that for decades prior to the first hot dog joint in the state opening

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
At a riff raff concert this crowd is like some insane clown posse poo poo

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
it's funny and a little sad that egypt, palestine, lebanon and greece all make the claim that grinding chickpeas and tahini into a delicious paste is a native foodway when israel invented and perfected hummus

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Avshalom posted:

it's funny and a little sad that egypt, palestine, lebanon and greece all make the claim that grinding chickpeas and tahini into a delicious paste is a native foodway when israel invented and perfected hummus

:stare:

Zero Israelis would claim that Israelis invented hummus, ya 3ayuni.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Someone smoked a weed and set off the fire alarm

Not cool guys don't smoke a weed[url][/url]

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Smoke weed, just do it outside where you wont set off fire alarms.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Furnaceface posted:

Smoke weed, just do it outside where you wont set off fire alarms.

That's a good way to get your tongue slashed by a roaming Jeff Sessions

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Gin and Juche posted:

Someone smoked a weed and set off the fire alarm

Not cool guys don't smoke a weed[url][/url]

Don't tell me you, too, live in Albany!

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Gin and Juche posted:

That's a good way to get your tongue slashed by a roaming Jeff Sessions

:canada: my friend

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Don't tell me you, too, live in Albany!

Not sure you're allowed to call it living.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Randler posted:

Not sure you're allowed to call it living.

Oh, yeah? Where do you live that's so much nicer than Albany? :toughguy:

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, yeah? Where do you live that's so much nicer than Albany? :toughguy:

Anywhere else

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Gin and Juche posted:

Anywhere else

Hey, at least we're not Schenectady! :v:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/845464996695883776

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Uh... that's not how that works. Income tax is always withheld from the paycheck, taken away from the earned income, not from the employer. If the total compensation someone gets is $100,000, the employer doesn't care whether $10,000 or $18,000 of that goes into a 401k and doesn't need to have taxes withheld - in either case the money ultimately comes out of the employee's cut.

*stumbles and climbs out of a nearby dumpster while vomiting* the point i was trying to make is that if 401k depositors do not pay their taxes right now, then that means that the "job creators" ...

Cool Bear fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Mar 25, 2017

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Cool Bear fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Mar 25, 2017

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Riff raff is a performance art piece in honor of male overcompensation

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, at least we're not Schenectady! :v:

I've never learned how to spell that and can't know if you're just making it up.I hereby forward the motion that it shall be known as "Skin 'n' titty".

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Bueno Papi posted:

I've never learned how to spell that and can't know if you're just making it up.I hereby forward the motion that it shall be known as "Skin 'n' titty".

I've been living in the area for more than 6 years now, you can trust me. :wink:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Absurd Alhazred posted:

:stare:

Zero Israelis would claim that Israelis invented hummus, ya 3ayuni.
let me introduce to my monarchist acquaintance from israel...

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

cinci zoo sniper posted:

let me introduce to my monarchist acquaintance from israel...

:catstare:

Also:

https://twitter.com/FacesPics/status/845325247737933824

:3:

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/845464996695883776

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