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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
lifehack: pour a bottle of ranch into a condom and then put it in your dishwasher on the highest setting, the ranch will boil and crust and then you can pop the condom to get delicious ranch orbs

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
So how much did this get to Trump emotionally? I guess health care wasn't as important to him as other things but he did say an awful lot about it.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

another from the annals of historical newt gingrich photos



pimpin aint easy

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Another simple recipe is to melt a stick or two of butter in a pint of mayonnaise and add a cup of sugar. Throw it into the blender and you've got an all purpose sauce good for anything.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ranch powder is great if your ranch isn't ranchy enough

feel no shame in kicking it up a notch, life is meant to be lived

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mormonpartyboat posted:

lifehack: pour a bottle of ranch into a condom and then put it in your dishwasher on the highest setting, the ranch will boil and crust and then you can pop the condom to get delicious ranch orbs

i cant tell if youre joking

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I made some general tso's chicken for dinner and it's tasty as heck

Edit: 4 y'alls https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/11236-general-tsos-chicken

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

fits my needs posted:

why would i have mitt romney in the oven

so he knows what his dog felt like

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
have extra ranch? try ranch popsicles

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Also the Fusha Dunlop szechuan cooking book is v. good overall imo if you like that kind of thing

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Samurai Sanders posted:

So how much did this get to Trump emotionally? I guess health care wasn't as important to him as other things but he did say an awful lot about it.

Kind of hard to tell, honestly. Some are saying it didn't have the same impact as travel ban EOs, Flynn's resignation and Sessions' recusal, but it might be that his brain is so mush at this point it's literally impossible for him to feel too much of anything anymore.

Alternatively he is IMPLODING

and then EXPLODING

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

Okay im switching to a pure 100% all blood and fat of the rich diet

i'm in, provided guillotines and public squares are involved

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the ranch dishwasher thing is real right

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

Trump always has a saved face dude, all he has to do is tweet that he did a good thing (even if he didn't) and literally millions of Americans will believe him.

I agree but still the headlines today say:

Trump lost

Him being branded a loser is probably the only way for his credibility to erode with his lovely zealot base. All he has to offer them (and they probably realize it) is the feeling that they're winners. Losing on healthcare is part of his legacy now and I'm glad of that

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

logikv9 posted:

ryan cucked
ahca owned
computer = upgraded

today is a good day

Nice

Play far cry 4 it haev good graphic

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

crab phase mentality

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
I DRIVE DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN MY BIG BOY TRUCK AND GUZZLE RANCH, IT DRIPS DOWN MY CHIN AS I SCREAM INTO THE ABSOLUTE NOTHING THAT AWAITS ME 'REPEAL OBAMACAAAAAAAAAARE! TRUMP 2020!'

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

the ranch dishwasher thing is real right

One way to find out!

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
cant wait to feel nothing again when the news cycle turns to gorsuch

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Lol if ur vehicle doesn't run on ranch

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Office Pig posted:

Kind of hard to tell, honestly. Some are saying it didn't have the same impact as travel ban EOs, Flynn's resignation and Sessions' recusal, but it might be that his brain is so mush at this point it's literally impossible for him to feel too much of anything anymore.

Alternatively he is IMPLODING

and then EXPLODING

this would make a highly gratifying non metaphorical scene

like mr creosote from the meaning of life, but with a giant orange combover

eta: here you are mr president, a wafer thin mint with just a slight soupson of humiliation

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/845427174609956864

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ranch and buffalo sauce makes for a 'bloody kevin', which is great for brunch

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Admiral Ray posted:

Lol if ur vehicle doesn't run on ranch

Or in the more literal sense when you're biking fill you waterbottle with ranch.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

i used to work in a hospital cafeteria & when i worked the morning shift i had to make ranch and the recipe was something like

one (1) tub of mayo
one (1) quart of buttermilk
one (1) packet of ranch mix stuff

in conclusion ranch is loving gross and you should all feel bad

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

boethius posted:

Hey, majority voting is pretty arcane.

Well, yeah, it's the complete opposite of the presidential election.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

titty_baby_ posted:

i used to work in a hospital cafeteria & when i worked the morning shift i had to make ranch and the recipe was something like

one (1) tub of mayo
one (1) quart of buttermilk
one (1) packet of ranch mix stuff

in conclusion ranch is loving gross and you should all feel bad

u forgot to deep fry it

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/845391655024898048

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Regular Nintendo posted:

Nice

Play far cry 4 it haev good graphic
far cry 4 considers a grenade launcher a "sidearm" so you can shoot one while driving a car or flying a gyrocopter

far cry 4 owns

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

making cream of broccoli soup with bechamel

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Admiral Ray posted:

u forgot to deep fry it

that happens later, i was just prepping

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

mormonpartyboat posted:

lifehack: pour a bottle of ranch into a condom and then put it in your dishwasher on the highest setting, the ranch will boil and crust and then you can pop the condom to get delicious ranch orbs

Actual life hack: If you wear glasses, put them into the dishwasher, obviously taking care the lenses won't rub into poo poo.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Would I go to jail if I started a bombing campaign against BW3s nationwide?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I don't feel like a jury could convict.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ash1138 posted:

crab phase mentality

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


lol that owns. Glad Ryan had just a sliver of dignity to not agree to that

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
NACHO GUZZL'R

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Lifehack: inject ranch directly into your veins to absorb all of it directly into your brain. This will open a new plane of existence for you.

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