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Office Pig posted:https://twitter.com/wilw/status/845442631018557440 lol, that's a pretty dumb thing to admit to, since destruction of evidence is a felony you can commit even if you're not formally under investigation yet! and purging your phone isn't going to purge the records the phone company has lock'em all up, shacklED by their BALLS
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Office Pig posted:The white house isn't the only place with phone fuckery, it seems totally russian
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Office Pig posted:The white house isn't the only place with phone fuckery, it seems lol by the time this wraps up like half of house and senate republicans as well as the entire staff of the white house are gonna be on fuckin trial lmfao
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Squizzle posted:trump told the irs not to do it, which doesnt actually remove their obligation under the law Trump told the executive branch agencies not to enforce ACA regulations that 'caused expenses or delays' or some such verbage. The IRS decided this meant it wouldn't auto-reject tax returns that didn't answer the 'did you have health insurance year' question. The IRS is still enforcing APTC reconciliation and is going to receive 1095-B forms from insurers, so it can still enforce the mandate if it has the will to do so.
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Office Pig posted:The white house isn't the only place with phone fuckery, it seems The real news here is that Nunes proves the many-worlds hypothesis is true by channeling Dennis Nedry
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Office Pig posted:The white house isn't the only place with phone fuckery, it seems Apparently real life is just a cheap rip-off of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Who knew?
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XK posted:He should've held the vote, and directed his members to vote no. That would've made him look stronger. Cancelling the vote makes him look like a weak rear end little bitch. I don't think Paul Ryan blowing up his own bill on the floor of the House would have made him look stronger. Cancelling the vote means he gets branded a failure but he doesn't exacerbate the tensions already tearing his party apart by having half of them vote yes and the other half vote no.
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Yinlock posted:someone made a tweet with a huge list that had one line about food, better talk about food for 4 pages 
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Office Pig posted:The white house isn't the only place with phone fuckery, it seems this is some Designated Survivor poo poo
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Chokes McGee posted:Nothing really matters in a cosmic sense in the long run, that's the nite crew secret. When we say nothing matters, it is the understanding that all is change and nothing stands truly still. thats the great trick, if time is bounded on one side by a bursting and the other by diffuse stillness, if humanity moves from beast to extinction, then beginning and ending in the long run cant matter and the only only only thing that can matter is the shape of whats between if you try try try to bend the world into a more loving, more just, more hilarious shape for as long as your able, congrats, you did good you dont need to second guess it because lol nothing matters
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Lastgirl posted:hope mike cernovich reveals the ingredients to his neutroopik gorilla cum formulae on 60 minutes and the shocker that it was tiger cum, not gorilla but mike goes to jail anyways for poaching cum from both endangered species According to the researchers at my local zoo's species sustainability/breeding program, they have to condition the gorillas using skittles to put their gorilla peckers in what amounts to a handjob glory hole so the researcher (specializing in gorilla handie studies natch) can collect a sample. Cliff notes there's a way one can get a job jacking gorillas off for science and the scientists would love to have someone do that work for them. I bet if someone pointed this out to Mikhail "Prompt Critical" Cernobyl he'd gently caress off from his lovely blog forever. e: nice self-own here: http://www.omahazoo.com/conservation/reproductive-sciences/ quote:The program also produced the first artificially inseminated snake species, and continues leading assisted reproduction efforts in captive gorillas by utilizing sperm sex-sorting techniques in order to skew the sex ratio to produce more female offspring. YO MIKE YOU CAN GET PAID TO TASTE-TESTES THIS poo poo. FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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Augus posted:Apparently real life is just a cheap rip-off of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Who knew? in our lovely rip-off reality Gary Shandling's dead 
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Chokes McGee posted:Nothing really matters in a cosmic sense in the long run, that's the nite crew secret. When we say nothing matters, it is the understanding that all is change and nothing stands truly still. everything matters no matter what the cosmos thinks of it the infinite void can go gently caress itself
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/845451378256482304  look buddy they call a lot of college football players "a machine" so you're going to be a little more specific. e: I'm the 11-year old quote being featured on the site's "about" page
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/845451378256482304 roger is so going to have one of these heart attacks that cause blunt head trauma and eyewitnesses who can't remember whether they saw you suddenly collapse in your office or fall off an 8th floor balcony, exactly
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/845451378256482304 Yewkawnuhbitch
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I mean look whatever sort of outlandishly brazen corruption, treason, whatever it is that they can nail this administration on, fine. Long as it brings them down, cool. But even if it's irrelevant. Even if it's got nothing to do with anything. Even if it's not until years after and this is all just a particularly weird and sordid time in history. Just gimme that piss tape
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Schnorkles posted:andromeda isn't actually that bad goons are very confusing It's a mass effect game, you're basically at third matrix movie levels of auto-fandom there.
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Schnorkles posted:andromeda isn't actually that bad goons are very confusing but its a lot more funny if it is bad
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i mean some of the writing isn't great but i'm like 10 hours in and have enjoyed it
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Schnorkles posted:i mean some of the writing isn't great but i'm like 10 hours in and have enjoyed it your boundless optimism is heartwarming but this statement is a verbal war crime
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Robert Plant posted:I mean look whatever sort of outlandishly brazen corruption, treason, whatever it is that they can nail this administration on, fine. Long as it brings them down, cool.
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Schnorkles posted:andromeda isn't actually that bad goons are very confusing some of us just want to watch the world burn
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tonight on NCTV: 10PM EST SHOW UP FOR FREE COOKIES (BYO)
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and no I haven't played it nor have any intention to, but blind, ignorant hatred of something I don't understand makes me feel like I belong to something you know
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Agrajag posted:wow isnt taht like illegal? on several levels? better to remain silent and be thought a literal spy than to open one's phone and remove all doubt
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Office Pig posted:your boundless optimism is heartwarming but this statement is a verbal war crime 
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Schnorkles posted:i mean some of the writing isn't great but i'm like 10 hours in and have enjoyed it mostly it's just kinda lame and feels very unifinished in places. being a judgmental goon i declare that this means bioware is dead forever, regardless of how well this game does.
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financially racist posted:a nightmare realized when he directed the final frontier that movie owned
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Admiral Ray posted:mostly it's just kinda lame and feels very unifinished in places. being a judgmental goon i declare that this means bioware is dead forever, regardless of how well this game does. the games forum is a very weird place with very strong opinions
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punchymcpunch posted:that movie owned correct opinion
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When you really grasp that nothing matters, you stop saying it over and over because it goes without saying and you just carry on as if things matter because there is no good reason not to. It's like baby's first Sartre having to make it into a meme to comfort you on lonely nights.
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tacodaemon posted:i wonder what will happen to us DC residents when the united states unravels It'll be discovered that due to a technicality you're not actually US citizens, so you'll all be deported to a random country somewhere on the globe.
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