Solice Kirsk posted:I know the drunk driver thread which was sort of funny, but what the hell did you do to get the "child fucker"? They really don't driving drunk I guess, and i'll cop to that, but IMO extreme allegations should have some kinda evidence.
|
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:02 |
|
|
# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:56 |
|
I've never seen anyone ever describe another human being as a "degenerate" without also being a huuuuuuuuuge shithead about poor people, minorities, or women, so probably you can write that guy off
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:30 |
|
purple death ray posted:I've never seen anyone ever describe another human being as a "degenerate" without also being a huuuuuuuuuge shithead about poor people, minorities, or women, so probably you can write that guy off Seriously. I have never seen that word used by a non-shithead.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:01 |
I've seen non-shitheads use degenerate. Some people are just garbage bag humans. Unless my ability to judge character is flawed. Unless, Unless I'M a shithead TOO
|
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:17 |
|
Vampire room was yawn. We get it, narrator is an idiot. Maybe take a writing workshop or something.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:18 |
|
SniperWoreConverse posted:I've seen non-shitheads use degenerate. Some people are just garbage bag humans. Unless my ability to judge character is flawed. Unless, Don't try to run from it. The disease is inside you.
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:24 |
The Management posted:Vampire room was yawn. We get it, narrator is an idiot. Maybe take a writing workshop or something. See, I would have took it into a different direction. Instead of doing obliviously dumb poo poo like ant infested planks, I'd make it so it turns out the wife delusionally believes she's a vampire
|
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:27 |
|
SniperWoreConverse posted:See, I would have took it into a different direction. Instead of doing obliviously dumb poo poo like ant infested planks, I'd make it so it turns out the wife delusionally believes she's a vampire He could have ended it at the $4000 vampire kit and I'd be 50/50 on if it was real. A lot of the authors that submit these just don't know when to stop writing. It's good practice though so maybe they'll get better? Edit: especially since this poo poo does exist: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rare-Early-Antique-Vampire-Killing-Kit-Estate-Acquired-/332161529253?hash=item4d565eb5a5:g:SIcAAOSwpLNX8CgN
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:29 |
I dunno man that poo poo looks fake as gently caress. Like the other vials are written with labels that are believably physical materials, but one is labeled "Vampirism" Like where they still calling it brimstone by the time hypodermics were invented? Maybe that poo poo is real I dunno. I'd think the kinda person to buy historical artifacts wouldn't make a blood fountain, but who the gently caress knows
|
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:40 |
I'm gonna go with that's a scam entry because the labels are not hand lettered, and some of that poo poo is spilled out on like the mallet I do believe actual ones exist and are probably worth money.
|
|
# ? Mar 24, 2017 23:42 |
|
http://www.sothebys.com/en/auctions/ecatalogue/2012/19th-century-furniture-and-decorative-arts-n08846/lot.10.lotnum.html http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2003-10-31-vampire_x.htm They're out there, but they were just gimmicky expensive souvenirs sold to tourists. A real vampire hunter would obviously assemble their own kit, not buy off the rack.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 00:36 |
|
loquacius posted:Vampires These fake confessions are dumb as hell and if I ever meet the author I will drive a stake through their heart so they don't write any goddamned more of them. If someone was actually dumb enough to do this poo poo in real life they wouldn't have the self-awareness to write about it like this. All these dumb 'feshes are basically 'what if idiot sitcom husbands existed in real life'. Ugh.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 00:55 |
|
SniperWoreConverse posted:I'm gonna go with that's a scam entry because the labels are not hand lettered, and some of that poo poo is spilled out on like the mallet Oh, it's obviously fake. I was just saying that at least something like that is on eBay and it's a little more believable that a dork would buy one than somehow install an outdoor fountain inside a room.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:22 |
|
The writer is just doing underground marketing for his stoopid eBay listing.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:41 |
|
He's a loving genius!
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:46 |
|
SniperWoreConverse posted:I've seen non-shitheads use degenerate. Some people are just garbage bag humans. Unless my ability to judge character is flawed. Unless, Sure, like child molesters. But even then you don't usually see that word thrown around by non-shitheads, they'd just use a different word. There's something about that word specifically for some reason.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:58 |
|
Solice Kirsk posted:Hope you got a discount. Customer satisfaction is literally a hooker's job. "I would like to register a complaint!"
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 02:04 |
|
quote:Lately I've been silently stalking the social media presence of a guy I went to high school with. We didn't really know each other back then but the few interactions I remember having with him were positive. Genuinely good guy, bit quiet. Six months back he tagged me (and a few hundred other people) in something on Facebook, and when I clicked through I was treated to an eight thousand word theory-of-everything manifesto with no paragraph breaks or any proper formatting. Since last fall I've been checking in on his Facebook and Twitter a few times a week, and from what he's been posting on each, the rough backstory I've pieced together is that he got really into ketamine and benzos after HS and more or less completely cracked five years ago. Most of his activity on social media is just him shouting into the void; even though he tweets dozens of times most days I've never seen anyone reply to him, and it's pretty much the same story on Facebook. quote:There is a major furry convention (AnthroCon) which comes to my city every year. 2 years ago the news channel I work for sent some people to do a story on it. It was a pretty popular news story and, to top it, last year they chose to send a reporter undercover to get the real story.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 03:34 |
|
First story is so boring it's most likely true. Second story? Girl? Furry? Yeah sure buddy.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 04:57 |
|
I think I would drown myself if I found myself digging the horrible bunch of people that are furries.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 05:19 |
|
LethalGeek posted:I think I would drown myself if I found myself digging the horrible bunch of people that are furries. Tied up in a burlap sack and toss yourself into the river?
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 13:17 |
|
quote:My dad terrified our family for years. He had a shotgun that hung over the fireplace, and if you did anything wrong, it would come down. Sometimes even if you did nothing wrong he'd point it at you, just to scare you. quote:I have submitted a ton of confessions for this thread. I'm hesitant to say a majority because I don't really keep track, but it's probably close. I'm sure you're all thinking I'm the one sending in the obvious fake ones about aliens and all but I've never submitted a fully made up one. They are either all true or, more often, the premise is true but I embellish on it to get a rise out of people. The only exceptions are ones I submitted for the earlier threads. In those I occasionally would completely make something up just to troll people with stories about drunk driving, abuse, rape and such, but I try to be more subtle now. The interesting part of this to me, and the reason I posted it, is that the fake-feshes fesh might be itself fake Literally anyone could send in an "I made every single one of these up" confession regardless of whether they'd ever written one before, or how many they did write Personally I'm gonna assume this person wrote all the fetish feshes after watching one video (or reading one lovely fanfic) of each fetish and imagining what it'd be like if that was their Main Thing
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 15:03 |
|
LingcodKilla posted:Second story? Girl? Furry? Yeah sure buddy. Furry had a relationship with a normal woman? Yeah sure buddy.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 15:14 |
|
First story about the Dad the Gun..... just imagine grandpa came over and realized the thing wasn't loaded when the dad started waiving it around and he stuck his own pistol his dads mouth, busting a few teeth, and suggesting he disappear. You should appreciate the pistol now. Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Mar 25, 2017 |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:03 |
|
loquacius posted:The interesting part of this to me, and the reason I posted it, is that the fake-feshes fesh might be itself fake I know people have suggested in the past that a lot of them do seem to be written by the same person, so I could see someone sending in a fake one to make those people be like "see, I was right all along". I'm at least somewhat inclined to believe it though because of how lame/pathetic the reason they gave is. If it was just a rant about how gullible we are I think it would be more likely fake. Then again maybe they learned from many of the several blatantly fake confessions and knew when to tone things down to make it more believable.
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:11 |
|
LingcodKilla posted:You should appreciate the pistol now. The Gun is good, the Penis is evil!
|
# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:13 |
|
Vampire fesh - I used to live about a mile from Bramshott which is where Boris Karloff lived in a coffin shaped house so there's still a lot more you can do to piss off your wife
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:11 |
|
quote:My baby brother was born when I was in elementary school, and we knew right away that he wasn't right. He didn't cry, if he was angry he'd let out this high pitched screeching sound. Otherwise, he'd just sit there quietly. My parents took him to see a doctor and I'm sure he was diagnosed with something. But they never told me, they just said he had a hard time learning. I called him retarded, but I know that's probably not the correct term nowadays. I also didn't mean it in a mean or cruel way, it's just how I understood things. quote:The neighborhood where my husband and I live recently had a string of break-ins. They caught the guy - he was a local kid who was most likely doing it for drug money. But it spooked us both a bit and we looked in to ways to protect the home. I suggested updating a few of the easily accessible windows to be glass block and getting a home security system. My husband dismissed that as too expensive and suggested getting a gun.
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:27 |
|
Buy the gun and then shoot Candice, problem solved.
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:39 |
|
Gunwife, go deeper than either of them combined. Pick up a copy of unintended consequences, do more shooting and keep being better than him. Pretend the pistol/rifle/shotgun is your big dick as you pantomime out stroking it after you nail your target.
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:40 |
|
Gunwife: pistols are difficult, especially for beginners. Still, your husband obviously is interested in the hobby and wants to get involved. He's also embarrassed that you were better than him and called him out on it, while homewrecker over there was complimenting him w/sexy faces. Make a deal with your husband - he cools off this weird friendship with Candice and keeps it strictly workplace professional, and he gets to buy a shotgun... much easier to hit targets with, and legit for home defense. You both sign up for whatever kind of shooting class is available in your area and do it together as a couple (or get a non-candice gunhaver to teach you the ropes). Pretty soon you'll be shooting clay pigeons together and having fun. Shooting owns! Also for the love of god research your state's self-defense/castle doctrine laws before either one of you goes and blasts some kid trying to steal tools out of the garage ffs. Candice posted:don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy. Candice is pretty cool yo, tread carefully.
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 03:04 |
|
gun goon ask your husband to if he wants an open relationship sounds like Candice wants to destroy your puss
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:05 |
|
I feel like the gun one would fit in the relationships thread.
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:23 |
|
The Royal Nonesuch posted:and he gets to buy a shotgun... much easier to hit targets with, and legit for home defense. why does everyone think this. unless you spend a lot of money you will have a shotgun that probably only has a front sight and the wrong kind of choke/barrel for shooting these clay pigeons you speak of. The lack of a rear sight and the shot dispersal make it so that it is actually the opposite of what you say, i.e. it is much harder to hit targets with than a rifle. Anyway do not let your husband get a gun unless he seriously shapes up with some more practice. this is bad advice. The fact that he seems to be really into it means gently caress all if he sucks and is going to kill someone on accident.
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:32 |
|
don't gun
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:35 |
|
The Royal Nonesuch posted:Also for the love of god research your state's self-defense/castle doctrine laws before either one of you goes and blasts some kid trying to steal tools out of the garage ffs. Because the legal ramifications are the primary considerations you should take before deciding to murder someone over property?
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:45 |
|
I guess the most likely end scenario is gunwife shooting her husband as he sneaks back into the house after being out with Candice so the problem should remedy itself
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:50 |
|
Yes?
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:52 |
|
please do not gun
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:53 |
|
|
# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:56 |
|
loquacius posted:There is a major furry convention (AnthroCon) which comes to my city every year. 2 years ago the news channel I work for sent some people to do a story on it. It was a pretty popular news story and, to top it, last year they chose to send a reporter undercover to get the real story. I am glad you found your happiness
|
# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:30 |