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Welcome to the Something Awful Top Dog Tournament! Please congratulate the finalists for the Something Awful Top Dog Tournament! This thread is NOT the final voting thread. That thread is here. This thread is the donation thread. What is the donation thread? Each subforum winner has been asked to nominate a charity to support. Something Awful will donate to the winner's charity upon the completion of the voting. Post in this thread if you want to commit to supporting the winner's charity! Questions and Answers
America's Next Top Mongrel Nominees GBS: Krustee (nominated by Dinosaurmageddon) Charity: New Harvest Bio: Krustee - the rad as heck burgerpug - is from the alpha timeline. PYF: Dog with mailman shoes (nominated by Mameluke) Charity: Multiple Sclerosis Society of Canada Bio: This is my favourite dog. BYOB: Weedwolf (nominated by Uxzuigal) Charity: Camano Animal Shelter Bio: Weedwolf is the chillest of all dogs, adopted by BYOB at Christmas 2016 he is the pinnacle of selective breeding, his favorite food is brownies! Games: Rusty (nominated by Anidav) Charity: RSPCA Australia/Animal Welfare League QLD Bio: He is a good dog. Let's Play: Missile (nominated by EponymousMrYar) Charity: The Humane Society of the United States Bio: Is good at barking, swapping positions of two similar-shaped objects and traversing through stable time loops (the slow way) to save his master because that's apparently what Good Doggies do. Star Citizen: Kayak (nominated by Beet Wagon) Charity: Bimini Biological Field Station Bio: Kayak is a good dog because even though he got scared by a chicken thigh once he still goes on adventures and also if you take his sunglasses off he shoots red lasers out of his eyes like Cyclops (I made that part up). C-SPAM: Loukanikos (nominated by wizard on a water slide) Charity: Prison Pet Partnership Bio: This is Loukanikos, the Greek "riot dog", who showed up to multiple protests over the course of several years in Athens. He died at home in 2014 at the age of ten, his health having been compromised by the various gasses and other nonlethal weapons used against protesters. There's a photo online of a pig kicking him. Loukanikos is the most C-SPAM dog, and my friend. BFC: Rufus Wolf St. (nominated by Thoguh) Charity: Animal Legal Defense Fund Bio: He is a good dog because he is a very BFC dog. YOSPOS: Dogface (nominated by graph and everyone in YOSPOS) Charity: ASPCA Bio: hes a very good boy SAS: Ozzie (nominated by Athanatos) Charity: Humane Society of Logan County, IL Bio: He likes catfishing Special Jury Selection: Ivy (nominated by bewbies in SAS) Charity: The Bella Foundation Bio: Ivy is a good dog because she was born without eyes due to some horrible irresponsible puppy mill operator but she still dogs as hard as any dog even though she often winds up running into things or stuck on top of things (as she is here). Rowdy Ringsports: Bella (nominated by Writer Cath) Charity: Lincoln County Humane Society Bio: Bella's big, and wants to be your friend. AI: Rascal (nominated by funny star wars parody) Charity: Detroit Dog Rescue Bio: Rascal is a good boy because he fights the temptation of his wild husky side by giving into his lazy Labrador side and sleeping a lot PI: Gaston (nominated by where the red fern gropes) Charity: Kaarakin Bio: he owns my yard and won't leave TFR: Boo (nominated by Sixgun Strumpet) Charity: Quail Forever Bio: Like Paxton and Rickman, too good for this world, you were a bit of an awkward teenager, and fascinated by gun related stuff, you loved shoes but you were a biter, you were a good little bird. GIP: Monty (nominated by Zeris) Charity: Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary Bio: A work of posting art CineD: Andy (nominated by X-Ray Pecs) Charity: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Bio: Andy's a good boy who stole the hearts of action fans worldwide as Daisy, the dog John Wick (Keanu Reeves) received as a gift from his late wife BBV: Bear (nominated by Black Baby Goku) Charity: Snow Leopard Trust Bio: He watches Coen brother films with me and laughs at the "cut off your Johnson" scene in lebowski as do I. CC: Maddie (nominated by neongrey) Charity: D'Arcy's Animal Rescue Center Bio: She loves belly rubs and licking your hand and chasing things you throw for her and being terribly excited to see you when you get home and I believe these things qualify her not only as a dog, but as best dog. Finally, please spare a thought for Icarus, the very good dog of forums poster Nostalgia4Dogges, who was recently struck by a car and killed. RIP to this good dog, and all the good dogs from everywhere who are now wagging in heaven. pig slut lisa has a new favorite as of 03:12 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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OP, Mod, WTF?
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 06:27 |
me baby e: I'll for $25 unless Kayak wins and then I'll toxx for $50 and let SA name a tagged lemon shark cause I'm sure that will go well. e: Beet Wagon has a new favorite as of 23:40 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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# ? Mar 20, 2017 13:52 |
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me for $20 bbg FAT32 SHAMER has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Mar 27, 2017 |
# ? Mar 20, 2017 14:23 |
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oh right i for $25 pig slut lisa has a new favorite as of 05:37 on Apr 3, 2017 |
# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:34 |
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$20 bux but it better go to Monty jeez. Laranzu has a new favorite as of 17:29 on Mar 26, 2017 |
# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:27 |
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Laranzu posted:$20 bux but it better go to Monty jeez. Same edit: Zeris has a new favorite as of 21:18 on Mar 26, 2017 |
# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:19 |
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in for
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:40 |
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for $20 These are all good dogges. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) edit: Somebody has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Apr 4, 2017 |
# ? Mar 21, 2017 03:39 |
for $25 if Monty loses. for Monty's percent of the vote times five rounded up to the nearest $10 if he wins. So if he gets 10% of the total vote and wins I will donate $50. If he gets 9% of the total vote and wins I will donate $50 (9*5=45, rounded up to the nearest $10). If he gets 11.5% of the total vote and wins I will donate $60 (11.5*5 = $57.5, rounded up to the nearest $10). And so on and so forth. If the Russians do what they are supposed to do and he gets 100% of the vote, that means I donate $500.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 13:16 |
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for $50. edit: I attached my donation screenshot to a post further down the thread. CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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All dogs are good dogs, but some dogs are exceptional, and while kayak the video game dog has to wear goggles every time he goes outside to shield his eyes from Earth's harsh sun, Loukanikos once charged a live tear gas grenade and bit the bejezus out of it! To honor Loukanikos, my shall be two dollars for every percentage point of voters that check Louk in their vote, which I think is currently a bit over $50. If you haven't voted yet, be sure to check Louk so it will go up! Ride now for Loukanikos! Ride to ruin and the world's end! e: Looks like we had 1969 voters (nice!), of whom 557 or 28.29% checked Loukanikos. I have to assume that the other 71.71% of ballots were misread due to hanging chads or Russian hacking, because how could anyone not vote for Louk? In any case, $2 per point brings us to $56.58, which I have rounded up to $60. Duscat has a new favorite as of 22:33 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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oh right! drat I forgot this thread! for $25 Victory Position has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Apr 2, 2017 |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 03:46 |
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In for 50.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 05:36 |
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If either Rusty or Loukanikos win I'll donate $25 to their respective charities (i.e. both get paid if either of them win).
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 09:30 |
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Voting is now closed Congrats to Loukanikos and C-SPAM's wizard on a water slide for your big win! Because Loukanikos won, everyone who posted in this thread must make a donation to the Prison Pet Partnership. Please edit your post with a screenshot showing your donation by no later than Sunday, April 2. Don't forget to redact any identifying information from your post! Thanks to everyone for making a pledge. This is a really worthwhile cause and I'm happy SA will be supporting it. Finally, to anyone reading this who has not yet made a pledge: we welcome you to join us in donating over the next week!
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 15:00 |
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louk was 0.44% away from a perfect win PrisonPetPlanet... alex jones dog program Homeless Friend has a new favorite as of 22:34 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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MariusMS has a new favorite as of 06:41 on Mar 27, 2017 |
# ? Mar 27, 2017 06:34 |
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I didn't toxx but I did donate $25. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:46 |
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Duscat posted:
Let's see if this attachment works...
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 23:24 |
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Is there a way to donate to PPP without using PayPal? edit: looks like i can use a prepaid visa with it so no worries FAT32 SHAMER has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Mar 27, 2017 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:in for Also threw in for the Detroit Dog Rescue, since I'd never heard of them before and I just had to pitch in for the hometown team.
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:34 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:
Yay!! 😊
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:44 |
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Tirade posted:If either Rusty or Loukanikos win I'll donate $25 to their respective charities (i.e. both get paid if either of them win). For Loukanikos: For Rusty:
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 11:48 |
TBeats posted:for $25 if Monty loses. Sorry if this is late but Monty let fame go to his head and it got out of hand.
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# ? Apr 2, 2017 12:27 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 16:24 |
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Thanks everyone! I count ~$400 in donations to an extremely worthwhile cause. I appreciate your generosity!
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