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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Jippa posted:

Every one was expecting it for so long. That is the power of terrorism. It's the the threat of it that works more than the actual acts. This low level psychological background noise.

The Daily Mail is probably one of the country's most successful terrorist organisations then.

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

big scary monsters posted:

The Daily Mail is probably one of the country's most successful terrorist organisations then.

You could make a good case that the mail/express influenced jo cox's killer. I see Arron Basnks constantly accused of it any time he posts on twitter.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Pret A Manger have a plan to solve their looming problem of Brexit disrupting their recruitment by 'hiring' children to work 30 hours a week making their lovely sandwiches.

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/845532471395434496

But instead of paying them any money they're going to get a free sandwich instead.

Friends, I invite you to join me in boycotting this company until they commit to paying a wage to all their staff.

Subway's doing their Apprenticeships to become a loving sandwich maker as well.

Whip the piss out of Subway bosses.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Jippa posted:

You could make a good case that the mail/express influenced jo cox's killer. I see Arron Basnks constantly accused of it any time he posts on twitter.

Stochastic terrorism

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

quote:

Pret said the new work experience programme was part of efforts to take on the “long-term challenge that Pret and the wider industry must meet to ensure hospitality is seen by Brits as a serious career choice”.
When I think 'serious career choice', I think 'getting paid in ham sandwiches'.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

Pret A Manger have a plan to solve their looming problem of Brexit disrupting their recruitment by 'hiring' children to work 30 hours a week making their lovely sandwiches.

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/845532471395434496

But instead of paying them any money they're going to get a free sandwich instead.

Friends, I invite you to join me in boycotting this company until they commit to paying a wage to all their staff.
And even afterwards, perhaps.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
What's their actual justification? Because paying kids minimum wage for a week is hardly going to cost them and fits neatly with their whole 'making the industry appealing' shtick. Or is this just one of those unapologetically cynical 'because they think they can get away with it' situations.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
They've already backed down:

https://twitter.com/Pret/status/845578170355105792

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
poo poo-a-Manger

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

LemonDrizzle posted:

It actually is, at least among the voters the Labour group was targeting: they're specifically seeking to represent the people who actually live in the City region, which includes a number of council blocks. One of the guys in the Labour council group wrote a couple of posts explaining the group's history:

https://www.reddit.com/r/LabourUK/comments/5twdj7/the_somethingsgate_diaries_dispatches_from_a/
https://www.reddit.com/r/LabourUK/comments/5u40l3/the_somethingsgate_diaries_2_a_change_is_gonna/
https://www.reddit.com/r/LabourUK/comments/5uyev6/the_somethingsgate_diaries_3_the_lay_of_the_land/
https://www.reddit.com/r/LabourUK/comments/5wnz9n/somethingsgate_newsflash_i_won/

That's cool - although I guess, if the place is so heavily partitioned, this is about the best they can hope for? Still good but basically no chance of taking any control?


ThomasPaine posted:

What's their actual justification? Because paying kids minimum wage for a week is hardly going to cost them and fits neatly with their whole 'making the industry appealing' shtick. Or is this just one of those unapologetically cynical 'because they think they can get away with it' situations.

They have so many foreign workers because they can't seem to hire brits - they finally realised it's because we actually want to be paid in sandwiches

e- that tweet is a masterclass in spin

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Corporate language is a beautiful thing in its own way. I always admire things like how they use "we'd like to confirm" to mean "we're completely changing our position".

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



It's also completely flat out illegal.

1. Internships must be paid if they are replacing work which would normally be done by a paid member of staff.
2. Pret are worried their paid members of staff will leave following Brexit.
3. This leaves work to be done.
4. If this work is filled by an internship, it is automatically work which would normally be done by a paid member of staff.
5. See 1.

Guillotines at dawn.


Sadly, gently caress all will be done about this because there a) simply isn't the will - look at MP's and their 'internships' (which overly benefit kids of rich/London parents who can afford to work for free, therefore cementing their place in the political system) and b) the public has been conditioned to look down on waiting/service/fast food jobs as 'something done by kids, no self respecting adult would work in McDonalds, they need to get a proper job.' This makes it much easier to offer not to pay.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Give it time, brexit hasn't even barely begun yet. One day you'll be happy for a sandwich.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Our economy will be based on sandwiches and sandwich exports, idiot!

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Not that i'm in favor of loving sandwich shops offering ''apprenticeships' I suspect it was just a miscommunication from the dope who put the original ad out.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Douglas Carswell has left UKIP to sit as an independent MP, leaving the party with zero MPs and zero Short money: http://www.talkcarswell.com/home/job-done--thank-ukip/3237

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Carswell is an impressive piece of poo poo.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Anti-brexit march at several places in the city, gotta get my liberal elite rear end off and get to one even if protesting will do jack-poo poo (not ironic)

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

LemonDrizzle posted:

Douglas Carswell has left UKIP to sit as an independent MP, leaving the party with zero MPs and zero Short money: http://www.talkcarswell.com/home/job-done--thank-ukip/3237
yessssss

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Seaside Loafer posted:

Not that i'm in favor of loving sandwich shops offering ''apprenticeships' I suspect it was just a miscommunication from the dope who put the original ad out.

Why? Apprenticeships are usually terrible pay, and this was only meant to be for a week - I mean they're calling it the Big Experience Week, it's basically work experience. I'm surprised they actually get given a sandwich instead of having to make one in the storeroom while nobody's watching

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

LemonDrizzle posted:

Douglas Carswell has left UKIP to sit as an independent MP, leaving the party with zero MPs and zero Short money: http://www.talkcarswell.com/home/job-done--thank-ukip/3237

According to this BBC article they just lost about £650,000 a year :laffo:

That being said, with the poo poo Aaron Banks was sying about potentially winding up the party, they may be on their way out as a party anyway. I look forward to all the same cunts forming a new party called NorseFire in the next year or two...

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


LemonDrizzle posted:

Douglas Carswell has left UKIP to sit as an independent MP, leaving the party with zero MPs and zero Short money: http://www.talkcarswell.com/home/job-done--thank-ukip/3237

Good. Can we now move on with treating UKIP with all the seriousness that the press treat other 0 MP parties like the Socialist Labour Party, the British National Party & the Liberal Party?

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

baka kaba posted:

Why? Apprenticeships are usually terrible pay, and this was only meant to be for a week - I mean they're calling it the Big Experience Week, it's basically work experience. I'm surprised they actually get given a sandwich instead of having to make one in the storeroom while nobody's watching
I dont know im just kind of in favor of people being paid for their time, call me an old traditionalist if you like.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
The East is the last Kipper bastion, he would have at least guaranteed they had one MP coming out of the next election. They'll never die but they're out of limbs at this point.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Seaside Loafer posted:

I dont know im just kind of in favor of people being paid for their time, call me an old traditionalist if you like.

What're you some kind of communist??

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

This is a great headline pic



Seaside Loafer posted:

I dont know im just kind of in favor of people being paid for their time, call me an old traditionalist if you like.

Well yeah obviously, I meant why would you assume it was a miscommunication and not exactly what they planned

I'm wondering if it's meant to be a sneaky backdoor way of hiring some British people so they can just ignore all those pesky foreign applicants. Start a 'work experience scheme' for people in school/college, then offer some of them a job

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Beats this one

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Seaside Loafer posted:

I dont know im just kind of in favor of people being paid for their time, call me an old traditionalist if you like.

There really should be some sort of ban on fake apprenticeships for piss poor, worthless service sector jobs. Apprenticeships where you actually learn a trade, cool. But a shelf-stacking apprenticeship? A call centre call handler? Get hosed with that poo poo. First job I got out of school was in an IT call centre, basically just logging faults for people and passing them down the line with the occasional first line fix when possible. Barely better than minimum wage but it was fine for a first job out of school. A decade later I ended up back in Inverness, & saw that company who had hired me back in 2003 were using the apprenticeship poo poo. It started out with useful stuff, a route to second line support, remote support, server support, stuff you could actually make a career in but eventually it was just apprenticeships for even the most basic job that any one could do with a couple of weeks training. Infuriating that apprenticeships were just being used to pay kids less than I got years ago with exactly the same qualifications. And of course, who the gently caress is going to hire me at 32 when you can hire a 17 year old £3.40 an hour as a fake apprentice?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Ireland introduced a similarly exploitative "JobBridge" scheme after the GFC which was inevitably exploited by abusive employers. Everybody bitched about it all the time and made it a doorstep issue for campaigners, and now it's gone.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Gonzo McFee posted:

Carswell is an impressive piece of poo poo.

Carswell's always struck me as the 'principled but strangely naive' type. I think he joined Ukip genuinely believing it to be some bastion of British freedom and has been dismayed to find it's actually a toxic snakepit of lunatics.

Funny to think it's only a few months since the press were pushing Paul Nuttell as the new working class face of Ukip, who were poised to seize the Midlands and North from Labour. In a year or two now, Ukip's going to be a squabbling remnant like the BNP.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
I've got a random question: I just saw an article in a French right-wing newspaper interviewing a French professor, who says that the Westminster attack spelled the "death toll of the British multicultural dream" (no less). He's also saying that Sadiq Khan had ties to "islamist organisations close to the Muslim Brotherhood" (the MB and Tariq Ramadan are often used as boogeymen by French laïcité culture warriors, in case you're wondering). Because of this, he says British authorities see Khan as a way to "better control [radical islamists] network and prevent violence". This is the kind of thing UKIP and the usual suspects in the press also said about Khan, wasn't it? The thing about ties to radical islamists, that is, not specifically the Muslim Brotherhood.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Kassad posted:

I've got a random question: I just saw an article in a French right-wing newspaper interviewing a French professor, who says that the Westminster attack spelled the "death toll of the British multicultural dream" (no less). He's also saying that Sadiq Khan had ties to "islamist organisations close to the Muslim Brotherhood" (the MB and Tariq Ramadan are often used as boogeymen by French laïcité culture warriors, in case you're wondering). Because of this, he says British authorities see Khan as a way to "better control [radical islamists] network and prevent violence". This is the kind of thing UKIP and the usual suspects in the press also said about Khan, wasn't it? The thing about ties to radical islamists, that is, not specifically the Muslim Brotherhood.
Khan's about as closely tied to radical islamists as he is to the KKK.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

He was a human-rights lawyer, you can probably work the rest out

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Oh yeah, I know this is all a crock of poo poo. I'm just trying to see if I can paint it as parroting from the xenophobic far-right without being wrong about that. Since I'm trying not to make poo poo up if I can help it, unlike that guy.

Kassad fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Mar 25, 2017

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

LemonDrizzle posted:

Khan's about as closely tied to radical islamists as he is to the KKK.
SADIQ KHAN HAS "TIES TO RADICAL ISLAMISTS, KKK" - Anonymous Source

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I would have thought that incident where the Eastern European neo-nazi murdered a Muslim pensioner and tried to bomb a mosque a few years back would have been a better example of the end of the multiculturalist dream, if one were inclined to believe such a thing was happening.
"Being too inclusive has allowed people from nations with violent right wing nationalist movements to come here and steal jobs from our native violent right wing nationalists attack our religious tolerance" or whatever.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Guavanaut posted:

I would have thought that incident where the Eastern European neo-nazi murdered a Muslim pensioner and tried to bomb a mosque a few years back would have been a better example of the end of the multiculturalist dream, if one were inclined to believe such a thing was happening.
"Being too inclusive has allowed people from nations with violent right wing nationalist movements to come here and steal jobs from our native violent right wing nationalists attack our religious tolerance" or whatever.

It wouldn't fit the narrative he's trying to paint. He's one of a bunch of politicians and public "intellectuals" (lol) trying to attack a new crop of grassroots antiracist groups that are criticising the state more than older, more established antiracist groups (who also have more ties with government institutions). Many of the people in these newer groups are also proud of their Muslim faith, as part of a general trend among French Muslims in their 30s or younger, and the argument is that this puts them in opposition with French society (understood as secular and less sexist). It's less about inclusiveness than about a perceived a lack of assimilation and fears that it's fracturing French society, with some neighbourhoods being "lost territories" controlled by drug dealers and Islamists (like the Fox News lies about no-go zones). Obviously, that means he has to say things are going to hell in the UK since it would prove him wrong if the same thing wasn't happening.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Well I suppose you can make the argument that minorities (including political minorities) are less likely to agitate against establisment power and work outside that system if they feel they have representation within it. I don't know how much radicalised Muslims would care that Sadiq is mayor or whatever, but it makes sense that having Muslims in prominent positions limits the sense of exclusion and the grievances that rise from it. To what degree and how much the 'British authorities' see it as an effective control, you'll have to ask the professor to back up those claims which I'm sure he has being a respectable academic and all

But things aren't going to hell here, unless you're talking about the rise of the far right which seems a lot more worrying and widespread than some vague threat of general Muslim extremism. The only people claiming this is some game-changing event are the usual right-wing shitheads hyping their own 'oh no the brown hordes' narratives

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Seen a lot of people posting that meme and a lot of people sharing this article, which I feel is worth giving a read.

https://medium.com/@seanboneill/our-response-to-terrorist-attacks-is-like-much-else-becoming-automated-b44fbf256989#.f9ra7ti9h

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/MomentumBury/status/845611367042297856

Some pictures from Momentum's first conference. Surprise surprise, they don't exactly fit the narrative that the membership is entirely dewy-eyed students playing at politics.

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