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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tired Moritz posted:

But I don't understand. is this just a wrapped milf fetish

Yes, one who lives with them.

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spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy

dumb goons, this was written by a girl. also no one is gay in india, it's illegal

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



When you consider that they are on speaking terms with like 4 women, it's perhaps not surprising that so many of them want to throw their shrimps on the bhabhi.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
how DARE you tell this

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
I wish I had a hot bhabhi

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




This all happened in front of the baby aunty was feeding ?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
For a little more understanding:
A few years back I was living in Gujarat. Where I was in India, despite being a city of millions, the only time I saw guys in shorts was on the football teams, or guys playing street cricket after 10pm on the hot nights. Sometimes you'd see a lungi here or there, but it was rare in the day to see any men wearing shorts unless it was school boys, or strictly with sports (and even then, most guys wore pants). The gym I went to was co-ed, so it had a sweatpants-only policy, no shorts allowed (and personal trainers there that made every effort to touch my penis through my sweatpants). Everywhere was all pants, all the time, even when 40-50C degrees outside. Women were always covered up in the sun, and when riding bikes or scooters they wore a colored cloth to keep the dust, pollution, and sun off their faces, necks, and hair.

Anyway, on men and women the most skin I ever saw was arms or face, aside from the grandpas in their vests (wifebeaters) at night.
This became totally normal to me, and I took to wearing pants all the time because I didn't want to freak people out by being foreign and also exposing my legs.

I decided to go do some work in China and arrived there at the end of summer. After that time in India, I was literally SHOCKED to see girls wearing booty shorts and tank-tops. I thought everyone was naked. I had completely forgotten how normal less-clothing is during hot months everywhere else, and how little many people choose to wear when they went out. I felt like I was practically looking at softcore porn, and I was half-staring, half-averting my eyes because of it. It was so weird knowing how normal it was, but somehow India had conditioned me to be in pure amazement at bare legs and arms. It took about two weeks for the shock to wear off.

Now imagine how crazy that must be if you spent your whole life in that environment and went outside of it? Better yet, what if a tourist showed up to your area wearing clothes like that? Perfect time to take a click with your phone of this amazing thing and squeegee your dick over it later.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Gridlocked posted:

Milk tank lady super pose

^this is also a great user name

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I've never hosed my wife's navel. I'm missing out apparently

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014






bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

low hip ghagra is a pro user name.

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
From the same thread





Also it seems like it's a pretty specific fetish that not everyone shares.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
username: navelmania
avatar: slave of ur navel

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

gentle pete posted:

By that time she is feeding her child in the drawing room.

[...]

After 10 minutes she lossed her virginity & give me tight french kiss.

:raise:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

And there's the avatar for it. :perfect:

necroid
May 14, 2009

the widespread navel fascination is so weird, what a world we live in

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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They just so happen to have traditional dress that exposes some stomach skin. If they didn't they'd probably hike up their dress about an inch exposing an ankle and then all these dalit ragpickers would be trying to rub their micropenises on their bhabhi's medial malleoluses.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/61fdej/moral_policing_why_people_in_india_cant_stand_the/

quote:

Sooo...I'm not for moral policing as such, but I actually called the RSS helpline a few weeks ago because of a thread on randia. I'm not sure if it did any good, but I told them all about reddit, TRP, randia and what have you.
Overall, I don't have a problem with premarital sex, or PDAs or drugs since I do it all anyway.
My primary concern is cultural domination by the west. Here's why:
White privilege on Indian tinder (look it up)
Number of hindu women married to muslim men vs muslim women married to hindu men
Hijacking of the mainstream media by westerners and their uncle tom desi puppets.
The discrimination desi (men) face in the west vs white worship in India.
If anyone here hasn't heard of the red pill, I suggest you look it up. White guys think they are better than everyone else and if given a chance, Indian women will support them just so they can have half white kids.
The way I see it, we have no choice but to be a little racist and exercise social control until Indians grow a spine. This is also why I primarily try and date white/latina girls, so I can do my part to normalize interracial relationships when it comes to desi guys.
I'd much rather give hindu women 0 rights than watch helplessly as India is slowly turned into a brothel for white guys (like China or Thailand). This obviously means more frustration for desi guys, but it also keeps foreigners out.
We do not have the soft or hard power necessary to compete with the west yet. We gain nothing by giving them room to maneuver on our turf. Indian men have much more to lose in a liberal society, at least for now.
If India ever manages to get its poo poo together and desis find their place on the world stage, I'd be all for opening up society.
An overwhelming number of NRIs and ABCD guys support heavy handed measures to limit western style feminism from gaining ground in India. We know what being a minority feels like and we know how easily cultures can be hijacked by the mainstream. Sexual liberation will only benefit women and a very small percentage of men. You're better off being in total control.
Edit: This is what happens when moral policing stops, https://www.yomyomf.com/this-white-guy-claims-women-in-china-are-easy-and-makes-a-video-about-his-conquests/
Edit 2: Even that loser who did an AMA was nothing more than an extra in a few bollywood movies claimed Indian women are easy. Moral policing exists to make sure guys like him do not gently caress your wife and then shame you for being upset about it.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Is there a bollywood movie about Bhabi loving

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Tired Moritz posted:

Is there a bollywood movie about Bhabi loving

Googling for "bollywood bhabhi" is nothing but porn results. So yes.

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

They just so happen to have traditional dress that exposes some stomach skin. If they didn't they'd probably hike up their dress about an inch exposing an ankle and then all these dalit ragpickers would be trying to rub their micropenises on their bhabhi's medial malleoluses.

truth

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Haier posted:

(and personal trainers there that made every effort to touch my penis through my sweatpants).

I feel like we've skipped over a very odd part of the story

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Is every white guy a chad to Indians

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I feel like we've skipped over a very odd part of the story
The gym had like 4-6 personal trainers there at all times. I would say all were gay, and I'd often see them shirtless in the locker rooms at opening hours touching each other's muscles (like most things in India, they were closed in the afternoon for nap time). You could call one over at any time to spot you or help with your form. I would ask for form tips or spotting, and whenever my hands were full of weights, they would try to correct my form and usually pat my legs into a stance and then brush or pat my penis in the process. The first time was whatever, but then it happened every time and I stopped asked them for help and used Youtube at home before I'd go. I told my best friend there and he said guys with muscles are probably gay. LOL. It would make sense though, as you could always be hanging with your gay bros or sharing an apartment and people just think you all work at the same place and are saving money.

Carecat posted:

Is every white guy a chad to Indians
That guy apparently thinks so. I have met many guys that were like "You're American, so you guys must be loving 24/7 like TV and movies and porn have led me to believe. I am so jealous, bro!" I never talked my experiences or girlfriends with them because some would exhibit some very weird tendencies (wanting extreme detail and asking questions like I was sex story podcast) or slight rage at the fact. Dudes are frustrated as gently caress. Read that reddit thread.

That rant is funny though, because nobody is using India like a sex paradise, not even the locals. The culture could never allow it. There would be lynchings. All the foreigners are loving foreigners in Goa. I sometimes see white guys with Indian girls (always married), but I have seen more Indian men with white girls as GFs or wives (which were ALWAYS Russian, wanting to escape awful Russia and go somewhere not-Russia). There are white girls that chase Indian men, and there are guys with money that can lavishly spend to keep whatever girl he wants. Some Indian guys as handsome as gently caress, sometimes shockingly so, and I wonder how many of those dudes are still virgins. India has lax laws about visas for foreign marriages, so it to marry an Indian is good deal if someone wanted to stay there rather than bring them back.

I have met young guys that were seriously racist to me for whatever reason, some justifying it that I am outside my country so I must be very rich, and they are not so rich, so therefore cheating me or trying to take my money/stuff is just fine because I can go find more from my Scrooge McDuck money vault. There are a lot of poor people that think of tourists and foreigners as Bill Gates IRL and should be harassed out of money.
The funny thing is that after a little while there, I spent money as much a local, and scoff at things being 2-5 Rupees higher in some shops than others. I have boycotted many eateries and shops because of price gouging, which might amount to like 6 cents USD for me, but somehow that seems astronomical and an outrage and I can't handle it. I tell my friends and they're like "Yeah, dude, that's why I don't go there too!"

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
Btw.

NRI = non resident Indian

ABCD = American born confused desi

Desi = Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


man when i read 1984 in high school i always thought the whole concept of an anti-sex league was way the gently caress out there because who doesnt love fuckin, right?

little did i know

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

:vince:

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy

Haier posted:

The funny thing is that after a little while there, I spent money as much a local, and scoff at things being 2-5 Rupees higher in some shops than others. I have boycotted many eateries and shops because of price gouging, which might amount to like 6 cents USD for me, but somehow that seems astronomical and an outrage and I can't handle it. I tell my friends and they're like "Yeah, dude, that's why I don't go there too!"

you desi now, my bhabhi is your bhabhi

ps please refill milk tank when you finish

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
slave of your navel

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


haier so does india not have tinder and poo poo or what? or whatever weird app chinese women sent you their poo pics with.

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

who are weirder about women, japan or india?

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

Duckbag posted:

Yeah the Europeans certainly left their mark, but there's also a pretty obvious North/South divide between Indo-Europeans/Aryans and Dravidians (the latter were often considered "black" by the British). Most of the big empires in Indian history were centered north of that line, so lighter=better than got baked into the caste system. Hindi is an Indo-Aryan language. So it goes.
Actually there isn't much of a correlation between skin tone and language family for ethnic Indians. Turns out people moved around a lot and married and conquered each other. The British tried to divide Indians into light-skinned Indo-Aryans and dark-skinned Dravidians but failed.

um... I luv bhabhi want fuc

Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Mar 26, 2017

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I'm such a slavel for that navel!

*spins bowtie*

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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StabMasterArson posted:

who are weirder about women, japan or india?

hoo boy that is quite the conundrum.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Well, there's much less rape in Japan, so at the very least their weirdness about women is less harmful.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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powerful sex moves posted:

Well, there's much less rape in Japan, so at the very least their weirdness about women is less harmful.

lol the numbers on that may be a bit underreported/bullshit:

https://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/victims-are-finally-learning-to-speak-out-against-japan%92s-outdated-rape-laws
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/community/2014/12/08/voices/foreign-students-account-treatment-rape-case-points-gaps-japans-safety-myth/
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/japan-hasnt-updated-its-rape-laws-since-1907but-that-might-finally-be-changing
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-japan-rape-idUST17815620070515

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
helo i wan fac ur bobs

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Then they do that snek "ess" flick of their neck. That poo poo gives me the creeps.



The Bhabhidook

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Stalking is a huge problem over there too. As is groping in train cars....I wouldn't exactly feel safe travelling alone there either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehbNJoxhkG8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Shiori_Ino

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A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Bill Dungsroman posted:

The Bhabhidook

:eyepop:

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