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Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

jBrereton posted:

yeah this sounds more or less like the supergrass trials lol

what is Supergrass it sounds like a recreational pot store

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

reince priebus isnt the 45th chief of staff. what a fockin twot.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:30

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

panera spermia

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:29

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

mormonpartyboat posted:

im listenign to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AplhZ3Dpcwc

~And I'm a goddamn fool, but then again so are you
And the lion's roar, the lion's roar
Has me seeking out and searching for you
And I never really knew what to do~

this ain't grandmarock

but it's nice

these ladies will probably be cool grandmas someday in the future, if the future happens

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:30

Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:30

Sojenus: Dec 28, 2008

Squizzle posted:

panera spermia

new panera bread special soundin' good

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:31

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Squizzle posted:

panera spermia

Stale, overpriced sperm? I didn't know Donald Trump was a donor.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:31

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Rushi posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:31

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Trump did a treason y'all

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:32

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Sojenus posted:

i remember making my family watch a short film someone made of the meat story and they all hated it

bunch of philistines, i'll show them and vote for the candidate that's only qualification is being made of meat like other humans

was it like toy story but with steaks

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:32

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

What are your favorite SciFi books

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:32

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Jazerus posted:

anyway most people who speculate about alternative biochemistries make huuuuuge assumptions in areas that aren't their primary area of expertise and so very few sources on this subject, even among journal articles and stuff, are very good/accurate

there are several elements that behave "enough like carbon" at a small scale to be really tempting to speculate about but all of them have very serious issues when you start thinking about how large molecule analogues like proteins and nucleic acids would work (they wouldn't)

Dick Dorkins speculates about Silica based life. But I think he's betting on any intelligent life being carbon based. And definitely coming into existence through natural selection/evolution.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:32

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Certainly
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Silicon
Pairing
Allows
Mystery

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:32

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Scent of Worf posted:

What are your favorite SciFi books

Anything by Cordwainer Smith

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:32

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

lol there was one of those pathetic trump-supporter rallies AND a pizzagate rally by each other in downtown DC today, and one of the pizzagate idiots was arrested for stealing a microphone from the trump rally

i'm not sure if he thought the mic would make his voice loud by itself but pizzagate people are so loving stupid that, like, probably

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:32

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

You should read Solaris

Epic High Five posted:

read The Forever War

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:33

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

MariusLecter posted:

Should be required reading in HS imo

Also while high

I pictured sleek humanoid robots discussing this

But then who built the robots 🤔

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:33

Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

me at my posting desk waiting to find out about flynn:

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:33

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Rushi posted:

i choose both

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:33

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Solarin posted:

cumshitter serious posts about money

lol

my grams was like 95 before she died but shed always turn on JIM CRAMERS MAD MONEY and make us all shut up so she could turn on the radio and hear her local AM station give the closing numbers for the S&P and the DJIA because she knew the exact moment they closed off on their financial program

when is tarted working at my current job and figured out i could look up CUSIPs (bond identification numbers) on our bloomberg terminals i would look them up for her and give her the "isndie" scoop on what money guys in manhattan thought of these bonds and poo poo

"Say it again Cumshitter, slower and deeper," shed say

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:33

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

PostNouveau posted:

Trump did a treason y'all

But it's legal when presidents did it, right?

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:33

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/JudgeJeanine/status/845807926413443072

:getin:

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:33

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

oliwan posted:

Like Dell’Elce, Lent said Trump was not to blame for the failure of the healthcare bill.

“He may be the best negotiator there is,” Lent said. “But he has to just rely on his own party and deal with the Freedom Caucus and all of the hardcore conservatives.

“Sometimes you have to meet in the middle, right of center. The Freedom Caucus should be able to do that. Paul Ryan’s healthcare plan may not have been the best healthcare plan there was but it was still better than Obamacare. Everyone should have met in the middle of right of center.”

🤔

again won't happen but lmao if the gop become the reach-across-the-isle party

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:34

Sojenus: Dec 28, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

was it like toy story but with steaks

you be the judge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfPdhsP8XjI

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:34

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

PostNouveau posted:

Trump did a treason y'all

ya whatever what about the piss tape

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:34

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Rushi posted:

me at my posting desk waiting to find out about flynn:

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:33

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

like i don't really wanna compare every goddamn female folk artist to joanna newsom forever, but parts of this album sound a lot like more trad newsom

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:35

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

cumshitter posted:

lol

my grams was like 95 before she died but shed always turn on JIM CRAMERS MAD MONEY and make us all shut up so she could turn on the radio and hear her local AM station give the closing numbers for the S&P and the DJIA because she knew the exact moment they closed off on their financial program

when is tarted working at my current job and figured out i could look up CUSIPs (bond identification numbers) on our bloomberg terminals i would look them up for her and give her the "isndie" scoop on what money guys in manhattan thought of these bonds and poo poo

"Say it again Cumshitter, slower and deeper," shed say

those CUSIPs........are they sheer???

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:35

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

I forget the exact reasoning but some Big Science Man spoke about this at length and it has something to do with silicon not playing as nicely as a liquid as carbon does. Requires much more extreme and novel conditions to be something that flows and could carry nutrition throughout the body.

So anything silicon-based would probably be something without blood and totally alien to us, as in we wouldn't even recognize it as living unless we saw it moving which isn't a for-sure thing that it even would be mobile, or would have a blood analogue but we'd never see it because it can only live on a planet hotter than Mercury

thats cool af

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:34

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

was it like toy story but with steaks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:34

BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Scent of Worf posted:

What are your favorite SciFi books

i'm not super into scifi but i'm reading the hyperion series right now and it's pretty cool and good. the expanse series is kind of hilariously neckbeardy, but it's a good crazy story.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:34