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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Baloogan posted:

what does it spell

smash mouth lyrics

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:40

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 17:10

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

anime was right posted:

no, this is the end. it may not look like it, but it's all downhill from here.

one may think its trump, but it was just our stupid brokebrains. we fight over things that glimmer because we want to put it on our fingers. to say, yes, i can throw a life away. that is why i have this ring.

that's it, isn't it? we're all powerthirsty. to be able to say you can throw human life at your minor inconveniences, your luxuries, it lets us live a little bit longer, it makes the chemicals in our brain fire off. we're loving machines, sex good, shiny good, sugar good. the longer we can do all those things... thats just in our dna.

how about this, what if we were fair?

i know, it sounds stupid. what if we collectively said, everyone who has everything has a little bit less to ensure everyone gets a minimum amount of dopamine for a minimum amount of time. that's the social contract we're really after, isn't it? we all want that. we just want to feel good for as long as possible. some of us risk losing the chance of it... that's what scares us. we don't take from the masters because of some philosophical reason.

no, not at all....

good isn't real.

my god, we're all just jealous.

all of this, it's loving meaningless. it's just a bunch of chemicals and we want to take a little more chemicals from the people that have more of them.

that's what it's all about.

that's what it comes down to.

everything is just a bunch of stupid loving chemicals and life is about maximizing them. that's it. we're stupid pieces of trash.

really, can you blame the poor? the ones that wish to rob the rich? they want the chemicals they all get.

sex, food, drugs, entertainment. it's all about maximization. suffer now for good later. enjoy life, love your neighbor, love yourself. go eat a cheeseburger because we're all gonna die.

i like chemicals tho

my favorite chemical is thc

because it looks like a chillin snowman with a boner

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:40

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=46

why would he go there when he's telling the truth

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:41

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

anime was right posted:

no, this is the end. it may not look like it, but it's all downhill from here.

one may think its trump, but it was just our stupid brokebrains. we fight over things that glimmer because we want to put it on our fingers. to say, yes, i can throw a life away. that is why i have this ring.

that's it, isn't it? we're all powerthirsty. to be able to say you can throw human life at your minor inconveniences, your luxuries, it lets us live a little bit longer, it makes the chemicals in our brain fire off. we're loving machines, sex good, shiny good, sugar good. the longer we can do all those things... thats just in our dna.

how about this, what if we were fair?

i know, it sounds stupid. what if we collectively said, everyone who has everything has a little bit less to ensure everyone gets a minimum amount of dopamine for a minimum amount of time. that's the social contract we're really after, isn't it? we all want that. we just want to feel good for as long as possible. some of us risk losing the chance of it... that's what scares us. we don't take from the masters because of some philosophical reason.

no, not at all....

good isn't real.

my god, we're all just jealous.

all of this, it's loving meaningless. it's just a bunch of chemicals and we want to take a little more chemicals from the people that have more of them.

that's what it's all about.

that's what it comes down to.

everything is just a bunch of stupid loving chemicals and life is about maximizing them. that's it. we're stupid pieces of trash.

really, can you blame the poor? the ones that wish to rob the rich? they want the chemicals they all get.

sex, food, drugs, entertainment. it's all about maximization. suffer now for good later. enjoy life, love your neighbor, love yourself. go eat a cheeseburger because we're all gonna die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-p7URVUNeQ&t=428s

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:42

cuntman.net: Mar 1, 2013

Baloogan posted:

'I can't be doing so badly, because I'm president and you're not'

sometimes i almost think you actually believe this stuff

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:43

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_A9b8nxPIQ

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:44

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Sometimes I take extremely long hot showers, allowing gallons upon gallons of water to hit my body then go down the drain, when some people are literally dying of thirst. I feel depressed about life, even though I can pull a handle and instantaneously have as much water as I could ever need without ever going to a well.

Maybe 8 should feel bad about this, but then again, gently caress it. I know it's the height of human opulence; might as well enjoy it.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:44

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

wow i'm behind on the news. i just asw that we killed 200 civilians yesterday. thats like 1/15 of the dead on 911

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:46

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

i waste fossil fuels by refreshing a forum thread and then making posts in it

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:46

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

i waste fossil fuels by refreshing a forum thread and then making posts in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ginPOrnObaA

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:47

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

rudatron posted:

ow wow, a giant chicken can beat a retarded rhino lizard

meanwhile the kool stegosaurus bros are chilling out and smoking some loving herbs or some poo poo

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:48

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

BgRdMchne posted:

wow i'm behind on the news. i just asw that we killed 200 civilians yesterday. thats like 1/15 of the dead on 911

he's trying to piss more people off so the Kurds/SDF can't finish Daesh off so fast nobody gives him credit

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:48

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Squizzle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ginPOrnObaA

my fave power ranger witch lady is shakira

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:49

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Baloogan posted:

'I can't be doing so badly, because I'm president and you're not'

trumpy is best when he talks poo poo like dis

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:48

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWejiXvd-P8

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:49

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

'I can't be doing so badly, because I'm president and you're not'

can you imagine how insecure and pathetic a person would have to feel to actually say that seriously? It's kind of depressing

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:50

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Lastgirl posted:

the ninja turtles went to a planet where it was cyberpunk and bipedal triceratopses were the dominant lifeform

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:50

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

can you imagine how insecure and pathetic a person would have to feel to actually say that seriously? It's kind of depressing

if he wasn't absurdly brokebrained he wouldn't press the button when it came time to

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:52

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWejiXvd-P8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB259lgEorA

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:54

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

personally I hope humanity doesn't die in nuclear fire

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:54

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Solarin posted:

personally I hope humanity doesn't die in nuclear fire

same, it would be a lot funnier if we just injured our civilization just enough so that it could never recover while still allowing our descendents to linger on, doomed to never leave the planet but not given the mercy of a swift extinction

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:56

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Bannon Tells Trump: �Keep a poo poo List� of Republicans Who Opposed You

lol bannon is such a twisted piece of filth, I hope this story is true because maybe if bannon is plotting to kill the GOP he'll leave iran alone

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:57

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Has Donald. Trimp reached the point where "I wish I was dead" changes to "I wish everyone else was dead"?

If not, then when

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:58

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Donald Trumps Sword

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:58

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

the Earth is a saucepan, global warming is the flame, we're the frog, and a space gourmand gonna eat us

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:58

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

SpaceGoku posted:

same, it would be a lot funnier if we just injured our civilization just enough so that it could never recover while still allowing our descendents to linger on, doomed to never leave the planet but not given the mercy of a swift extinction

some of us will get out if we don't initiate kessler syndrome intentionally

# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:58

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uR5SF4fx9Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQJ_7qrk2CA

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:00

Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

nobody likes bannon but reince is going to get the boot, lol

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:00

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWejiXvd-P8

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:00

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Baloogan posted:

The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this. Some are good, some are bad, some are a mix.

But the good ones don�t ever want to organize, the bad ones tend to want to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don�t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them so they don�t tend to get together until things are really late in the game then they come together and evil is always defeated because good is so much stronger.

And we�re on this planet, and Einstein�s physics showed it, Max Planks� physics showed it all of it, there is at least 12 dimensions. And now that�s what all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out and saying: it�s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where its artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that�s what they call dark matter.

So we�re like a thought or a dream that�s a wisp in some computer program, some god�s mind, whatever, they�re proving it all, it�s all coming out. Now, there�s like this sub-transmission zone below the 3rd dimension, that�s just turned over to the most horrible things, that�s what it resonates to, and its trying to get up into the 3rd dimension that�s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up in the 5th 6th dimension consciousnally, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like basically destroy humanity because humanity has free will and there�s a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will so evil is allowed to come in and contend not just good.

And the elite themselves believe they�re racing, using human technology and try and take our best minds and build some type of brake away civilization where they�re going to merge with machines, transcend and brake away from the failed species that is man. Which is kinda like a false transmission because they�re thinking what they are is ugly and bad projecting it onto themselves instead of believing, no, it�s a human test about building us up and so Google was setup 18 19 years ago, (this was, I knew about this before it was declassified, I�m just saying I�ve got good sources) that they wanted to build a giant artificial system and Google believes that the first artificial intelligence will be a super computer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into it, the internet of things. And so all of our thoughts go into it and we�re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that�s also psychically connected to us that are organic creatures. So that they will have current prediction powers, future predictions powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is once you have a crystal ball and know the future you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that control the future.

And so then it�s the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true two point oh in a very bad way hive mind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us not in some PKD wirehead system where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system, our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.

There is now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this off before it gets fully into place. And to block these systems and to try to have an actual debate about where humanity goes before humanity is destroyed.

Sir we haven't used the term "Super Size It" in years but I can give you a larger fry if you'll take a seat

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:00

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

punchymcpunch posted:

the ninja turtles went to a planet where it was cyberpunk and bipedal triceratopses were the dominant lifeform

didnt they shoot at the tmnt 4 tryin 2 escape the planet

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:00

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baloogan posted:

some of us will get out if we don't initiate kessler syndrome intentionally

nitecrew.avi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygFOJKiftW0

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:01

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Addamere posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQJ_7qrk2CA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGu1Szl74WU

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:02

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAfw8sbPC_c&t=913s

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:01

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

All it took was one man eating mickyDs a bunch to kill SuperSize

Lol

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:02

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Solarin posted:

Bannon Tells Trump: �Keep a poo poo List� of Republicans Who Opposed You

lol bannon is such a twisted piece of filth, I hope this story is true because maybe if bannon is plotting to kill the GOP he'll leave iran alone

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:02

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

my fave power ranger witch lady is shakira

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnmoWtPI5sg

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:03

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Addamere posted:

nitecrew.avi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygFOJKiftW0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DakRYsUIiIE

Baloogan fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Mar 26, 2017

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:03

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Baloogan posted:

some of us will get out if we don't initiate kessler syndrome intentionally

give the chinese time to kill enough satellites as a show of power

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:04

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Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baloogan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGu1Szl74WU

pretend i searched for, found, and then posted the clip from the episode of black butler (Kuroshitsuji) where they sing in mangled engrish god save the queen

# ? Mar 26, 2017 08:06

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