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ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Firebert posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/borzou/status/845954859014770689

lol what a bozo

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:43

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# ? May 25, 2024 19:19

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Firebert posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/borzou/status/845954859014770689

lol what a bozo

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:48

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Lol what the gently caress would that 'bill' even look like?

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:49

Comrade Cheggorsky: Aug 20, 2011

i am starting to think donald trump is a bad president

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:49

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Slamhound posted:

Lol what the gently caress would that 'bill' even look like?

Just send 'em a single-line invoice for $300 billion for Making America Great Again :smugdon:

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:52

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

how funny i just saw this

https://twitter.com/NYTmag/status/845954152714899456

I'm the SAD!

also

quote:

Bannon later told me, �What�s that Dostoyevsky line: Happy families are all the same, but unhappy families are unhappy in their own unique ways?� (He meant Tolstoy.)

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:54

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Firebert posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/borzou/status/845954859014770689

lol what a bozo

can you paste the whole article?

its behind a paywall for me

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:54

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Slamhound posted:

Lol what the gently caress would that 'bill' even look like?

Hey Angie,

You owe us $400,000,000,000 (four hundred billion US dollars) for services rendered under NATO over the last 68 (sixty-eight) years, and to make up your country's sad under-commitment to military spending and grave inaction in Iraq and other places.

Talk to Mnuchin over in Treasury about how you want to structure this very grave, and very big debt.

Sternly,

US PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:56

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

It's gonna be funny and cool as heck when Trump starts WWIII, imho

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:57

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

ShutteredIn posted:

It's gonna be funny and cool as heck when Trump starts WWIII, imho

Lets be real.

The dude is definitely getting the 25th thrown at him, or impeachment. It's the waiting that is killing me.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:58

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

jBrereton posted:

Hey Angie,

You owe us $400,000,000,000 (four hundred billion US dollars) for services rendered under NATO over the last 68 (sixty-eight) years, and to make up your country's sad under-commitment to military spending and grave inaction in Iraq and other places.

Talk to Mnuchin over in Treasury about how you want to structure this very grave, and very big debt.

Sternly,

US PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump.

just fyi if he did structure it this way, half, maybe more than half, of Germans would agree that they must pay their truly disgraceful debt that has been pointed out by a proper moral authority

# ? Mar 26, 2017 12:59

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

GobiasIndustries posted:

Just send 'em a single-line invoice for $300 billion for Making America Great Again

lmao like Merkle is the NATO go-to.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:00

Comrade Cheggorsky: Aug 20, 2011

*republican voice* Obama has made america weak, nobody takes america seriously on the world stage anymore *votes for reality tv star and blimp sized buffoon donald john trump*

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:00

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Slamhound posted:

lmao like Merkle is the NATO go-to.

Would be awesome if she forwarded it to General Scaparrotti. Then the general calls Trump is and all like, "wtf?"

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:03

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Slamhound posted:

lmao like Merkle is the NATO go-to.

She is personally responsible for the very stupid "associate enlargement" or w/e it was technically phrased as back in the late 2000s early 2010s wrt Georgia and Ukraine so if he wants to bill her, personally, for $400,000,000,000 that is okay.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:03

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

I did a thing posted:

Lets be real.

The dude is definitely getting the 25th thrown at him, or impeachment. It's the waiting that is killing me.

Lol it would take 67 Senators to remove him and there's no goddamn way the 25th is getting invoked unless he has a major health problem or gets shot or something. We're stuck with the dude no matter how poo poo he is.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:06

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

I did a thing posted:

Would be awesome if she forwarded it to General Scaparrotti. Then the general calls Trump is and all like, "wtf?"

Trump: "Just pay it."

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:06

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Lol it would take 67 Senators to remove him and there's no goddamn way the 25th is getting invoked unless he has a major health problem or gets shot or something. We're stuck with the dude no matter how poo poo he is.

Care to wager? Toxx or charitable donation?

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:07

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

*republican voice* Obama has made america weak, nobody takes america seriously on the world stage anymore *votes for reality tv star and blimp sized buffoon donald john trump*

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:08

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

hay doods check out my 'taking a poo poo' face

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:10

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

I did a thing posted:

Care to wager? Toxx or charitable donation?

Sure! I'll donate another $10 to RAINN and toss $10 to SA if Trump is forced out of the presidency by the 25th or a successful impeachment.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:09

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

The commander of NATO is absolutely face palming everyday.

Probably has been approach by more than one EU leader asking "if there is anything you can do to help solve this Trump problem we totally will support the US during any transitional period "

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:11

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

I did a thing posted:

Lets be real.

The dude is definitely getting the 25th thrown at him, or impeachment. It's the waiting that is killing me.

Donald Trump is going to be president until 2020. He's not getting impeached lol

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:11

cuntman.net: Mar 1, 2013

Agrajag posted:

can you paste the whole article?

its behind a paywall for me

quote:

Donald Trump handed the German chancellor Angela Merkel a bill � thought to be for more than �300bn � for money her country �owed� Nato for defending it when they met last weekend, German government sources have revealed.

The bill � handed over during private talks in Washington � was described as �outrageous� by one German minister.

�The concept behind putting out such demands is to intimidate the other side, but the chancellor took it calmly and will not respond to such provocations,� the minister said.

Trump has criticised a number of Nato countries � Germany among them � for insufficient military spending, leaving America to pick up more than its fair share of the tab. He wants them to honour a commitment made in 2014 to invest 2% of their GDP in defence � a target met at present only by the US, Britain, Estonia, Greece and Poland.

Trump appeared to go one step further during his meeting with Merkel. Taking 2002 as a starting point, his officials calculated the extent to which German defence spending had fallen short of the 2% target each year, added the amount together � and then put interest on top.

US officials told their German counterparts they chose 2002 because, they claim, that was the year Merkel�s predecessor, Gerhard Schr�der, committed his country to higher defence spending.

Neither side revealed the total, though official figures suggest a cumulative shortfall of more than �250bn. Addition of compound interest would take the amount past �300bn. According to diplomatic sources, Trump had his staff prepare similar calculations for all other Nato members below the 2% target.

A source close to Merkel was dismissive. �The president has a very unorthodox view on Nato defence spending,� the source said. �The alliance is not a club with a membership fee. The commitments relate to countries� investment in their defence budgets.�

Merkel is said to have �ignored the provocation�, but did commit to raise German defence spending gradually, although she asked for spending on international development to be taken into consideration.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:11

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

trump will be nominally president for 8 years but presumably pretty soon he'll be sent on a permanent golfing holiday and all the keypad codes will be changed

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:11

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:12

Tiler Kiwi: Feb 26, 2011

2024 u mean

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:12

Comrade Cheggorsky: Aug 20, 2011

angela merkel is now the leader of the free world, or something

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:15

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/democrats-intoduce-mar-lago-act-force-trump-provide-visitor-logs-n738426

quote:

Democrats are giving Donald Trump a transparency gut check in the form of a new bill with a mouthful of a name � and an acronym that takes an unsubtle dig at the president.

The "Making Access Records Available to Lead American Government Openness Act" � or MAR-A-LAGO Act � would require the Trump administration to disclose the names of anyone who visits the White House or "any other location at which the President or the Vice President regularly conducts official business."

The legislation, introduced in the House and Senate on Friday, calls for the creation of a publicly available database to be updated every 90 days.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:17

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

ShutteredIn posted:

Donald Trump is going to be president until 2020. He's not getting impeached lol

2024, minimum

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:19

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Comrade Cheggorsky posted:

angela merkel is now the leader of the free world, or something

She's a horrible human being especially for what she did to Greece to make sure German bankers would get paid.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:18

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Trump will always have the benefits fitting for any ex president including a large pension for life, a stipend for staff, no postage charged, lifetime free health insurance and lifetime secret service protection

:smuggo:

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:20

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

etalian posted:

She's a horrible human being especially for what she did to Greece to make sure German bankers would get paid.

That's right. I forgot about that. Wasn't she completely uncompromising? Like would not even negotiate a different payment structure even though the Greeks were like, "We are broke. How are you going to bleed a stone?"

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:20

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

The Brown Menace posted:

2024, minimum

22nd amendment gets repealed and Trumpy decides to retire only after his fourth term

inshallah

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:20

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

The EU is hinged on German supremacy.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:21

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/845974102619906048

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:22

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

quote:

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:22

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

more shocking revelations from the NYT story!!

quote:

Before the meeting, Bannon took the West Virginia senator aside. �The thing you need to know about Trump,� Bannon said, �is he doesn�t care about the Republican Party and he doesn�t care about the Democratic Party. He just wants to put some wins on the board for the country.�

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:23

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/845974102619906048

Uhh...yeah? Obamacare is lovely but Paul Ryan's dumb bill was way worse and Planned Parenthood is cool and good.

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:24

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Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/845974102619906048

# ? Mar 26, 2017 13:24

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