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wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
Han was the dog's name.

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

He's just literally Indiana Jones. Turns out he found the Millenium Falcon parked in the Crystal Skull Kingdom.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

his name is han solo's monster but he got tired of correcting people

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
Han Solo is his native mandalorian name.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Brother Entropy posted:

his name is han solo's monster but he got tired of correcting people

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


His real name is Ryan. He inherited 'Han Solo' from the previous Han Solo, who was not the real Han Solo either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Han Solo has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
'Han Solo' is just the Corellian equivalent of the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 211 days!
Jet Alone

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
LONESTAR!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The fact that there was a goddamn Spaceballs reference in Rogue One made me very happy.

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.

MonsieurChoc posted:

His real name's Corto Maltese.

now i want a Corto movie

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Wild Horses posted:

now i want a Corto movie

Learn French.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh5UhwHPwE8

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Does anybody else feel like copying and pasting every post from each iteration of the SA Star Wars threads into a google doc and then printing it out then binding?

It would be tricky to get rid of the formatting mess but if you put the time into it you could.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOmyuweolqY&t=1536s
From this day hence he will be known as
Han SINGULAR

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.

seen it
a live action one could be amazing

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Gonz posted:

The fact that there was a goddamn Spaceballs reference in Rogue One made me very happy.

What was the reference?

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Planet covered by a shield with a gate.

Also the S3 finale of Rebels was pretty good and Thrawn owns. Got rid of the stupid space lizards and lessened the art sperginess. He is a good character now and since Lars Mikkelsen voices him he can easily reprise the role for live action down the line.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Rough Lobster posted:

What was the reference?

Tarkin and Krennic are arguing over Death Star viability timetables and Tarkin snaps at him that "When has become now!".

drunkill posted:

Planet covered by a shield with a gate.

Also this.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

ungulateman posted:

'Han Solo' is just the Corellian equivalent of the Dread Pirate Roberts.

I kinda like this idea

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Wild Horses posted:

seen it
a live action one could be amazing

Oh yeah, I agree 100%. I'd be there day one.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003
Han Solo was the name of the sled he got as a child.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Han Solo was his friend at the Academy who died and he took over his identity.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
It's what people started calling him after they found him jerking off in the communal shower and he thought rolling with the punches would make it easier.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Canon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

MonsieurChoc posted:

Han Solo was his friend at the Academy who died and he took over his identity.
But Han Solo likes Fords, not Toyotas!

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


ungulateman posted:

'Han Solo' is just the Corellian equivalent of the Dread Pirate Roberts.

:thejoke:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Turns out "Han Solo" is a Bespinian folk tale about a bad dancer who has a wookie friend.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

"Han Solo" is the romanization of the wookie for "Monster Dong" and it gives him a thrill to make other humans say it.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
"Solo" is Corellia's traditional bastard surname

Barudak
May 7, 2007

His birth name is Hun Solo but a typo at the Galactic DMV on his identification paperwork made it way too much of a hassle to explain to prospective employers.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Captain Sulu

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
His real name is Hans.
Hans Olo.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Solo Solo Solo Solo

HerzogZwo
Nov 30, 2000
He traded places with Manfred "Manny" Bothans.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003
Still mad that Rouge One overlooked the death of Manny Bothans.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

UmOk posted:

Still mad that Rouge One overlooked the death of Manny Bothans.

Why would rogue one have dealt with information surrounding the Death Star II?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Manny Bothans died for all of our sins past and present.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

His real name is Han Han Binks.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Han Solo is actuall Han Solo's real name, its just too hard for non corellians to pronounce.

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Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

UmOk posted:

Still mad that Rouge One overlooked the death of Manny Bothans.
Bad bait.

So with the news there will be star wars in the 2030s. Do you think they'll tackle a movie in between e1 and e2?

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