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Lottery of Babylon posted:Let’s get our heads around this ya’ll: Semen = Death. is this a farooq post
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pillsburysoldier posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/61dc6a/ryancare_fail_was_a_bigly_brilliant_move/?ref=share&ref_source=link
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Fathis Munk posted:There is so much correlation in there it's crazy. Yes of course, the only thing that might explain why prostitutes or gang raped nuns might die is jizz. what the hell else would it be?!?!?!
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trickybiscuits posted:Is this a cult? Looks like a cuck, walks like a cuck...
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I know Trump getting caught lying via social media is shooting fish in a barrel but 12 golf trips in 9 weeks has to be a record  https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/845732033305481216
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http://blog.dilbert.com/post/158812654486/trump-and-healthcare oh jesus (is a blog social media? It's like a public diary. gently caress it, I'm going to assume it is)
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Midnight Voyager posted:http://blog.dilbert.com/post/158812654486/trump-and-healthcare lmao those comments. 4-D Chess!  
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So if Obama care is out and Trump care never got in. What do you have now?
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Catberry posted:So if Obama care is out and Trump care never got in. What do you have now? Obamacarryover.
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Midnight Voyager posted:http://blog.dilbert.com/post/158812654486/trump-and-healthcare Dear God Scott show a little dignity
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Midnight Voyager posted:http://blog.dilbert.com/post/158812654486/trump-and-healthcare I wonder how a man who's notable only for creating a newspaper comic strip comes to believe that he's actually a brilliant political mastermind.
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Zokari posted:I wonder how a man who's notable only for creating a newspaper comic strip comes to believe that he's actually a brilliant political mastermind. The we way that a man who has bankrupted multiple casinos does.
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Zokari posted:I wonder how a man who's notable only for creating a newspaper comic strip comes to believe that he's actually a brilliant political mastermind. By combining a huge ego with totally awful ideas.
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Zokari posted:I wonder how a man who's notable only for creating a newspaper comic strip comes to believe that he's actually a brilliant political mastermind. Basically you have to be the guy who looks at that "grab 'em by the pussy" tape and strokes his chin and says "what a clever move." Also you have to get lucky / suckered in and guess that Trump is going to win early, then never commit to that guess so as to cover all bases. Scott Adams is a dumpster fire of a human being who believes that v-neck sweaters are markers of sexual domination by 
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What bothers me about the Scott Adams stuff is that the Dilbert comic (back when I used to read it) was funny, smart and self aware. While Scott Adams himself seems to be the opposite.
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Catberry posted:What bothers me about the Scott Adams stuff is that the Dilbert comic (back when I used to read it) was funny, smart and self aware. While Scott Adams himself seems to be the opposite. Probably just success went to his head and he started to believe that because he made a comic that people liked, he must be a clever, and that meant that he must be right about other things too, and that just spiralled.
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Conservatives: Racist? Us? No, never! Also Conservatives: Oh, you fail the paper bag test? Well get the HELL OUT of MY COUNTRY!!111!1!!! 
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Catberry posted:So if Obama care is out and Trump care never got in. What do you have now? Obamacare is still in, though the GOP will do everything they can to cut its funding. Until then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG1mvdRBz0c
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TotalLossBrain posted:4-D Chess The weirdest thing about this meme should, I feel, be self-evident: if you've decided you're playing four-dimensional chess, you're probably not going to win the game of two-dimensional chess the rest of the world is playing. Catberry posted:What bothers me about the Scott Adams stuff is that the Dilbert comic (back when I used to read it) was funny, smart and self aware. While Scott Adams himself seems to be the opposite. "Dilbert"'s schtick at least started out as "the smartest guy in the room is also a schlimazel and constantly put upon" (with Dilbert as an obvious Scott Adams self-insert). When you take the self-proclaimed "smartest guy in the room" out of that "schlimazel and constantly put upon" position and put him in a situation where he's got the bully pulpit and gets nothing but adulation, things go bad quickly.
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Besesoth posted:The weirdest thing about this meme should, I feel, be self-evident: if you've decided you're playing four-dimensional chess, you're probably not going to win the game of two-dimensional chess the rest of the world is playing. Calvinball, basically. They're playing Calvinball.
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CommonShore posted:Calvinball, basically. They're playing Calvinball. Don't besmirch Calvinball like that.
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Low Desert Punk posted:is this a farooq post
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Besesoth posted:"Dilbert"'s schtick at least started out as "the smartest guy in the room is also a schlimazel and constantly put upon" (with Dilbert as an obvious Scott Adams self-insert). When you take the self-proclaimed "smartest guy in the room" out of that "schlimazel and constantly put upon" position and put him in a situation where he's got the bully pulpit and gets nothing but adulation, things go bad quickly. Dilbert himself also used to be a sadsack loser instead of The Cool Nerd.
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Zokari posted:I wonder how a man who's notable only for creating a newspaper comic strip comes to believe that he's actually a brilliant political mastermind. In this universe, there are only two objects: you and a huge planet-sized ball.There is no gravity in this hypothetical reality in the classic sense of objects being attracted to each other. There is only one rule: Every piece of matter in this universe is constantly expanding, doubling in size every second. You wouldn't notice the doubling, because both you and the huge ball would remain in the same proportion to each other. There would be no other reference points. And you wouldn't feel your own matter doubling any more than you feel the activity of the atoms in your body now. In your current universe, you don't feel your skin cells dying, and you don't feel yourself being propelled at high velocity around the Sun or spinning with the Earth s rotation. So it shouldn't be hard to imagine how you could be doubling in size every second without being aware of it in the hypothetical universe. The only effect you would feel from this doubling in size is the illusion of gravity. The ball's growth would cause a constant pushing against you. If you tried to "jump" away from the growing ball, you would create some space temporarily, but the ball's growth would catch up with you and close the distance quickly. To you, it would feel as though you were attracted to the huge ball and whenever you jumped "up," you would be sucked back down to it. There would be no gravity, but it would look and feel exactly like gravity. Visually, it would seem that the huge ball had more "gravitational pull" than you do, because you seem to be attracted to it and not the other way around. This corresponds to our classic view of gravity‹that huge objects have more of it. Imagine a marble and a bowling ball. Now imagine they both instantly double in size. The marble still looks pretty much like a marble, but the bowling ball appears huge. When a large object doubles in size, it seems to have a disproportionately significant impact compared to a smaller object. So if gravity is an optical illusion, large objects would appear to create more of the illusion than smaller objects. That's consistent with what we see. Now let's move from the hypothetical universe to our current universe filled with planets and other matter. You'd have to add another rule in order for the expanding matter theory to replace gravity in the current universe. You'd have to have a universe where all the major planets are moving away from each other quickly, otherwise they'd grow until they all bumped together. In fact, the current universe does appear to be expanding, so that's no obstacle to the expanding matter theory. I can't think of anything in the "real" universe that would contradict the notion of gravity being an illusion caused by expanding matter.
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Even disregarding everything else, mass and volume aren't the same thing, but let's not confuse him. I'm ashamed to admit I actually recognized the origin of LoB's post this time.
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Dilbert I'd a side project. Scott's passion has always been promoting the genius of Scott Adams
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Prism posted:Even disregarding everything else, mass and volume aren't the same thing, but let's not confuse him. The "best" part of that book is in the later editions where he smugly pats himself on the back for "predicting" Princess Di's death.
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So here's a perfectly reasonable article about NASA test-firing a rocket engine that is being considered for a flight to Mars. The problem is that it's posted on Foxnews.  Well that's not too bad. Let's look at the comments.  That screenshot perfectly encapsulates everything that is FoxNews commenters.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:In this universe, there are only two objects: you and a huge planet-sized ball.There is no gravity in this hypothetical reality in the classic sense of objects being attracted to each other. There is only one rule: Every piece of matter in this universe is constantly expanding, doubling in size every second. You wouldn't notice the doubling, because both you and the huge ball would remain in the same proportion to each other. There would be no other reference points. And you wouldn't feel your own matter doubling any more than you feel the activity of the atoms in your body now. For once I know what a LoB quote is from. I am pretty sure that this is the same book that Adams said that we are moving through a slideshow of possibility and we decide what frame to go to next at every instance, and then basically started talking about the Secret before it was called that. Dude has always been an idiot.
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Scott Adams is a cautionary tale, a warning come too late of the dangers of continually telling nerds that they're smarter than non-nerds.
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Now I'm not on the level of his genius intellect, but what's the point of trying to prove that gravity isn't a thing?
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mng posted:Now I'm not on the level of his genius intellect, but what's the point of trying to prove that gravity isn't a thing? He goes on to state in that book that if you accept this then you can eventually break the bounds of gravity by... something. I don't remember the rambling screed after most of that. I only ever read his books because I was like "He is funny in the comics" and at that time I would finish any book I started, so I forced my way through the rest of that one.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:In this universe, there are only two objects: you and a huge planet-sized ball.There is no gravity in this hypothetical reality in the classic sense of objects being attracted to each other. There is only one rule: Every piece of matter in this universe is constantly expanding, doubling in size every second. You wouldn't notice the doubling, because both you and the huge ball would remain in the same proportion to each other. There would be no other reference points. And you wouldn't feel your own matter doubling any more than you feel the activity of the atoms in your body now. It's like I'm taking Physics 101 and Philosophy 101 at the same time. "Imagine a spherical idiot with too much time on his hands to think of this poo poo"
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