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Gargamel Gibson: Apr 24, 2014

Haiku snypa

I wan fac bhabhi
My dick big: 7 cee em
Big nipples, big life

# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:01

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# ? May 11, 2024 05:36

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

gentle pete posted:

I need to know how many levels of sex there are and if there are any DLC i need to buy

# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:05

Explosive Tampons: Jul 9, 2014; Your days are gone!!!

In our life, we never control.
Se...x,
After cum...

-Adeesh, 2017

# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:07

Bigtime Bra Guy: Jul 18, 2011

# ? Mar 26, 2017 23:33

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

_{_{(n o i c e)}}

idk but I think indians are really into body fluids

# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:06

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:11

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

I think Talking Heads should get back together and do songs from this thread, the double album should be called Big Nipples/Big Life.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:24

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Haiku snypa

I wan fac bhabhi
My dick big: 7 cee em
Big nipples, big life

Hey buddy

Hey

FAc you

That's 7 cm PLUS

Get it right

# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:39

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

down to fac bhabi
cannot find any woman
fac own plumpy hole

# ? Mar 27, 2017 01:07

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

# ? Mar 27, 2017 05:57

SBJ: Apr 10, 2009; Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

Haier posted:

The feeling is probably mutual

# ? Mar 27, 2017 06:04

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Haier posted:

well looks like somebody doesn't handle rejection well

# ? Mar 27, 2017 06:12

necroid: May 14, 2009

Haier posted:

lol

# ? Mar 27, 2017 08:08

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

loves: milk, navals
hates: gays, spellcheck

# ? Mar 27, 2017 08:14

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

My extremely sheltered and shy male Indian coworker is here and it's taking my entire being to not ask him about sexy bhabis.

BTW he got arranged-married at age 40 to a 20-year-old. Oh, and they are Mormon. He has a PhD so I'm pretty sure he doesn't think tits are perpetual milkbags, but he's kind of a himbo, so I'm not completely sure.

Haier posted:

Oh, come on, this is clearly code for "poz my neg plumpy hole."

# ? Mar 27, 2017 08:16

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Haier posted:

God I laughed too hard at this

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:31

Original_Z: Jun 14, 2005; Z so good

spathi-wa posted:

that's fake

this one's real tho

We need more examples of this series.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:43

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

spathi-wa posted:

that's fake

this one's real tho

Here are the jobs for women.

Scientist?...sorry ladies, not today.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:46

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

_{_{(n o i c e)}}

what is house-wife (cooking work) and house-wife (mother)

once you become a mom, you don't cook? mmmm

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:54

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

Carecat posted:

Is every white guy a chad to Indians

Every foreign guy is a chad to men in other countries.

I'm an English teacher in Chile. There aren't exactly women throwing themselves at me, but women show a lot more interest in me in general just because I am something different. Latino men who would be considered sexy and romantic in the United States are just normal here, and myself, a pretty much average American, am at least a little alluring to women here just because I am different.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:42

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

sex boob

# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:52

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

im a sex boob noob

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:25

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

sex boob sex boob youre a sex boob, hu hu (plumpy holes)

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:39

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

glowing-fish posted:

Every foreign guy is a chad to men in other countries.

I'm an English teacher in Chile. There aren't exactly women throwing themselves at me, but women show a lot more interest in me in general just because I am something different. Latino men who would be considered sexy and romantic in the United States are just normal here, and myself, a pretty much average American, am at least a little alluring to women here just because I am different.

Tell us stories. Don't be a tease.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 16:39

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

And go slow.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:04

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

glowing-fish posted:

Every foreign guy is a chad to men in other countries.

I'm an English teacher in Chile. There aren't exactly women throwing themselves at me, but women show a lot more interest in me in general just because I am something different. Latino men who would be considered sexy and romantic in the United States are just normal here, and myself, a pretty much average American, am at least a little alluring to women here just because I am different.

How are the holes over there? Nice and plumpy?

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:12

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

gentle pete posted:

Hey Pete what are you doing here

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:21

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Hey Pete what are you doing here

Forgot to log out of his work fb account I think

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:23

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

they actually gently caress bellybuttons.

they're really doing it.

One of my exes was a huge stoner and one day I try to convince her that I had read in Cosmo that bellybutton sex was the hot new thing. I think I had her going for about two or three minutes.

But like a year later she showed me actual issue of Cosmo touting the joys of armpit loving as a "safe sex" alternative, so I'm pretty much ready to believe anything at this point.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:24

DerekSmartymans: Feb 14, 2005; The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Big nipples, big life.
I said,"Big nipples, big life."
Big nipp....les, big life!

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:35

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

bongwizzard posted:

But like a year later she showed me actual issue of Cosmo touting the joys of armpit loving as a "safe sex" alternative, so I'm pretty much ready to believe anything at this point.

Did they call it a pitty gently caress?

# ? Mar 27, 2017 17:38

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

How are the holes over there? Nice and plumpy?

and don't forget to check for the plumpy-est hole of all, the navel :heysexy:

# ? Mar 27, 2017 18:28

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Haier posted:

Quick someone photoshop a burger in his mouth so he can become the hot new krusty meme

# ? Mar 27, 2017 18:32

SweetMercifulCrap!: Jan 28, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Sex boob! Woo-oo!
Tales of sexi bhabhi and good fuc tales! Woo-oo!

# ? Mar 27, 2017 23:57

Weaponized Autism: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!; Hair Elf

I come from an Indian family, grew up in America though but I will try to explain some of the stuff that I'm seeing in this thread. With the whole navel thing, you have to realize in India a big form of the sexualization of women comes from Bollywood movies. There are posters of Indian movies all over the place, many of which show Indian actresses wearing saris exposing their stomachs and navels. So for a lot of Indian men this is all they've been exposed to growing up since childhood. Women in general wear saris exposing their midriff, and the hottest Indian actress are dancing and emphasizing not necessarily their asses or boobs, but their midriff region and hips. It makes sense then that these sexually repressed men want to bite and gently caress navels cause that's where their sexual attraction is and that's how it develops.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 00:21

whiter than a Wilco show: Mar 30, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Dubious, as all western men who grew up in the nineties, the golden age of the crop top, do not share this navel gaze.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 00:47

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

whiter than a Wilco show posted:

Dubious, as all western men who grew up in the nineties, the golden age of the crop top, do not share this navel gaze.

Western men in the 90s also grew up with playboys and showtime and cinemax.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 00:51

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

from wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gently caress#First_use_in_sexual_sense posted:

In 2015, Dr. Paul Booth claimed to have found "(possibly) the earliest known use of the word 'gently caress' that clearly has a sexual connotation": in English court records of 1310�11, a man local to Chester is referred to as "Roger Fuckebythenavele", probably a nickname. "Either this refers to an inexperienced copulator, referring to someone trying to have sex with the navel, or it's a rather extravagant explanation for a dimwit, someone so stupid they think this that is the way to have sex," says Booth

# ? Mar 28, 2017 00:52

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Mar 28, 2017 00:58

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# ? May 11, 2024 05:36

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Riptor posted:

from wiki:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjRLNEQ9RVA

# ? Mar 28, 2017 01:00

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