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I was like "huh, I like cumming but I also like lanyards and floppy shapeless polo shirts and references to tcp/ip or token rings or whatever it is you loving nerds do for the five minutes out of every eight hour day during which you claim to be so busy, maybe I should ask some sort of high priest of droopy Dockers nerd poo poo how I can cum better" Well folks
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Brother Entropy posted:sounds like he's enjoying nier automata Huh, that wasn't even the gross sex blog from the Dilbert man I meant to post. http://blog.dilbert.com/post/136185394196/hypnotizing-you-to-have-the-best-new-years-day Turns out he writes a lot about his advanced cyber sex techniques. Poor Miserable Gurgi has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Mar 27, 2017 |
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Imagine I posted a clip from the show where one character starts shouting in horror "Now I have Dilbert and sex in the same part of my brain!!"
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Plom Bar posted:Imagine I posted a clip from the show where one character starts shouting in horror "Now I have Dilbert and sex in the same part of my brain!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9bF66_2LTE
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Ularg posted:If eugenics ever becomes a thing I hope these asshats are the first to go. 
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Otana posted:what Your guess is as good as mine
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Otana posted:what mental illness
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Aerdan posted:Saw an article on that elsewhere and it sounds like they're just enforcing an employee travel pass's dress code. Which is still dumb, don't get me wrong. The problem was that the social media person handled it 100% wrong. Instead of explaining that United did have more rigorous dress codes for employees and families traveling on passes, and that that was what the other passenger had observed, the social media person just kept cutting and pasting some section from the terms of carriage for paying passengers into their Tweets. What the gently caress difference does it even make what a 10-year-old child is wearing, though, even if she is the child of an employee?
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It's pretty loving insane for a corporation to dictate what a ten year old child of an employee wears in any situation, honestly. A child is not "representing the company" or whatever poo poo you're trying to pass off on us. She's a goddamn child.
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Bogan King posted:At least the replies to this were sensible I'm the anarchist committing seduction. 
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Bogan King posted:At least the replies to this were sensible https://youtu.be/y0XfNy5XI-A
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Welcome to the internet, where everyone sucks and words don't mean anything! WOOOOO EMBRACE THE VOID
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Subjunctive posted:Dilbert was ok when Adams was still riding a cubicle at PG&E, and cartooning on the side. He wasn't even doing that he was in like upper management or some poo poo. He has like no actual cubicle experience
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Aesop Poprock posted:He wasn't even doing that he was in like upper management or some poo poo. He has like no actual cubicle experience He definitely has pre-PG&E cubicle experience. I can't find any reference to him ever being more senior than "supervisor". Where did you find this?
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Subjunctive posted:He definitely has pre-PG&E cubicle experience. I can't find any reference to him ever being more senior than "supervisor". Where did you find this? Via wikipedia quote:Over the years, his positions included management trainee, computer programmer, budget analyst, commercial lender, product manager, and supervisor.[8] He earned an MBA in economics and management from the University of California, Berkeley in 1986. I could be misremembering but I used to post and read in the newspaper comic thread a lot and I remember the general consensus being that at the very least he wasn't working in a cubicle when he started writing Dilbert. Might just be semantics if he actually used to but even then it seemed like he wasn't in that position for long
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Catberry posted:Why can't he be president? Because he was a really lovely governer and holds some pretty bad worldviews? I mean he'd be better than Trump but so would literally anyone
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Aesop Poprock posted:Via wikipedia There is nothing in that list that sounds remotely like upper management.
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Subjunctive posted:There is nothing in that list that sounds remotely like upper management. Yeah those are all cube jobs at any large company. A supervisor might get a small office at a medium/small company.
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Catberry posted:Why can't he be president? Is your sole determining factor for being president is whether a guy makes a post on social media saying it's not nice to make fun of the mentally disabled?
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Subjunctive posted:There is nothing in that list that sounds remotely like upper management. I'll admit that I don't know what flies cubicle wise, in any company I've worked those would all be office jobs except for maybe the programmer position
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Aesop Poprock posted:I'll admit that I don't know what flies cubicle wise, in any company I've worked those would all be office jobs except for maybe the programmer position Even if he had an office (and he sure didn't as a teller), the only management position there is "supervisor" and that's pretty much the lowest rank you can have and still have reports. He may never have even *met* upper management! (E: Sorry, this derail has probably overstayed its welcome.) Subjunctive has a new favorite as of 18:09 on Mar 27, 2017 |
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oldpainless posted:Is your sole determining factor for being president is whether a guy makes a post on social media saying it's not nice to make fun of the mentally disabled? I mean it's a step up from someone who actively mocks the disabled at least?
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oldpainless posted:Is your sole determining factor for being president is whether a guy makes a post on social media saying it's not nice to make fun of the mentally disabled? More like oldtactless.
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oldpainless posted:Is your sole determining factor for being president is whether a guy makes a post on social media saying it's not nice to make fun of the mentally disabled? Beats the alternative.
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