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ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

lmao if you don't think Trump does coke at least daily off ed balls

# ? Mar 27, 2017 10:34

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 27, 2017 10:37

Hodgepodge: Jan 29, 2006; Can't post for 204 days!

Baloogan posted:

"It says here... vaccines cause autism?!"

# ? Mar 27, 2017 10:38

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

# ? Mar 27, 2017 10:53

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

wizard on a water slide posted:

so is that constant adjustment of objects on a table a "power move" like his stupid handshake, or just anxiety/tism/etc

Art of the Deal:

1. Act like you don't even care about or understand policy stuff, push some things over to other peoples space, demonstrate your alphaness
2. Impotently bluster and threaten your marks
3. Watch the tv, I hear there's a good golf game on
4. You've got yourself a deal buddy

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:01

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

cmon orange fucker give me my mornng coffee tweet!

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:03

NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

some of us wish for the tweets, some of us wish for the nukes and the sweet release of death

but we all want something from donald trump

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:07

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

Duscat posted:

if donald trump is ever buried in a marked grave, i am going to piss on that grave

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:13

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

GIVE US THE TWEET YOU OLD BITCH

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:37

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

haha make the tweet u stinky

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:45

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN TWEET FAT OL ORANGE FUCKER

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:48

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

some day ill make an invention that injects tweets directly into ur veins and boy ill make a killin off the cspam crowd

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:49

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

We are living through the most hosed up episode of Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

where's dat tweet

also, i want to see some subpoenas today

And some good, clean, infighting of old whites

i.e.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:49

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

"All your mans that been to jail before sucked my dick" -Donald Trump

# ? Mar 27, 2017 11:57

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

thou art a knave; so tweet

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:05

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

ha

i must have already been asleep when he tweeted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846166053663191040

I guess this means we don't need a wall then.

I did a thing fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Mar 27, 2017

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:12

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Samurai Sanders posted:

It's not like he had many choices when it came to popular presidential candidates who are comically easy to manipulate.

-- one person that didn't watch the Republican primaries.

Yeah, :thejoke:

petit choux fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Mar 27, 2017

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:13

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

white house office for american innovation just lol

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:17

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryz0Z51BDEo

TCSTT is back

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:25

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

I did a thing posted:

We are living through the most hosed up episode of Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

where's dat tweet

also, i want to see some subpoenas today

And some good, clean, infighting of old whites

i.e.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

So good. Didn't want it to end

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:27

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

it lets you retire comfortably and own a home / have no debt in many parts of the country if you're not a financial moron but it's hardly "rich" material

if you think earning $100k makes you rich then you really need some perspective on how income and wealth are distributed in the united states

the cool thing about this is that house affordability is generally pegged at 3x yearly income. New housing in most of the US starts over $300k, which puts it affordably out of reach of all but the top income quintile (starts at $109918). The median house price is $188900, which isn't affordable until you're at the top of the third quintile (tops out at $67766).

The functional result of this is that a whole shitload of people are in houses they can't afford, with predictable results for their savings and disposable income.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:33

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Weekend recap?

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:36

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:37

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Iron Crowned posted:

Weekend recap?

Trump threw a ton of shade at conservatives he needs to pass any legislation.

Sean Hannity was called a bitch by Ted Koppel.

Hannity then cried about it over twitter.

Then end.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:37

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

paul ryan got down on one knee and cried
remington steele is testifying at some point
putin killed another dude
power rangers samurai had cool outfits

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:40

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

I did a thing posted:

Trump threw a ton of shade at conservatives he needs to pass any legislation.

Sean Hannity was called a bitch by Ted Koppel.

Hannity then cried about it over twitter.

Then end.

I probably shouldn't have bought Mass Effect and rum because sounds like it was a great weekend.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:41

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

666

mY BLACK CAT JUST WALKED ON MY KEYBOARD AND ^^^ THIS HAPPENED MAGA

PS - THEIR BEING BLACK MAKES THEIR CAT BUTTHOLES REALLY STAND OUT

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:44

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Iron Crowned posted:

I probably shouldn't have bought Mass Effect and rum because sounds like it was a great weekend.

Depends on the rum. -- CSPAM Canon

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:45

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Iron Crowned posted:

I probably shouldn't have bought Mass Effect and rum because sounds like it was a great weekend.

I think this week should be more entertaining.

ME any good?

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:44

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Why do cats have such big buttholes anyway

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:44

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Citizen Tayne posted:

Why do cats have such big buttholes anyway

I've found myself asking that many times since I've gotten black cats. MAGA!

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:47

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Citizen Tayne posted:

Why do cats have such big buttholes anyway

It's for s-video.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:47

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

petit choux posted:

Depends on the rum. -- CSPAM Canon

Basic Bacardi, I spent all my free money on video games. There was also a cheaper bottle of Malbec at some point.

I did a thing posted:

ME any good?

It's alright, the space flight/survey stuff is really pretty. I really just wanted to shoot space mans, and I haven't played a ME since the first one so I don't know how it compares to other recent offerings. :shrug:

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:48

the onion wizard: Apr 14, 2004

punchymcpunch posted:

remember when trump said mccain got reprogrammed to be a manchurian candidate while he was a pow and thats why he "doesn't like guys who get captured"?

i distinctly remember this true thing that happened

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:52

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

I did a thing posted:

We are living through the most hosed up episode of Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

where's dat tweet

also, i want to see some subpoenas today

And some good, clean, infighting of old whites

i.e.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

This video delivers.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:53

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♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

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♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Mar 28, 2017

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:53

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Iron Crowned posted:

Weekend recap?

Mariana finally got the boot for being an unconcern troll.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:55

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

you wanna hear a good joke? nobody tweet, nobody piss soaked

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:56

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

petit choux posted:

666

mY BLACK CAT JUST WALKED ON MY KEYBOARD AND ^^^ THIS HAPPENED MAGA

PS - THEIR BEING BLACK MAKES THEIR CAT BUTTHOLES REALLY STAND OUT

speaking of, what ever happened to those witches that were casting hexes and black magicks (i spell it with a k so you know i'm "with" """it.%%""") toward the trumppop ooo poppa mowmow hi-ho silver awaaaaay

my heart's on fire for elvira

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petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

tadashi posted:

This video delivers.

With the quickness.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 12:57

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