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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Yeh, you can also make your bf have a seizure when he sees metal slug for the first time and almost breaks up with you. That was a fun Saturday night!

My gf has epilepsy thank u for the heads up.

Surprisingly though VR doesn't bug her. She loved the Vive

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Hammer Bro.
Jul 7, 2007

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Empress Brosephine posted:

What is this competitive jigsaw game

I'm guessing it was Marl de Jigsaw. It's in Japanese, but you don't need to know any to fumble your way into VS mode.

And hoo boy. I don't even like jigsaw puzzles, but I'd buy that on the Switch in a heartbeat so I could accost random strangers into puzzle-battling me.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
They just confirmed that the witcher 4 will be switch exclusive and the titty trading cards are coming back https://tinyurl.com/kdg3edw

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Have the people complaining about not having Switch games to play in the period between now and ARMS/Mario Kart not played Binding of Isaac? Because it's a giant timesink of a game with near-infinite replayability.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Jimmy Hats posted:

They just confirmed that the witcher 4 will be switch exclusive and the titty trading cards are coming back https://tinyurl.com/kdg3edw

You could waited four more days you know.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

lelandjs posted:

Have the people complaining about not having Switch games to play in the period between now and ARMS/Mario Kart not played Binding of Isaac? Because it's a giant timesink of a game with near-infinite replayability.

Binding of Isaac has been around forever and I'm sure a lot of people have played it already or found it to be poo poo.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


lelandjs posted:

Have the people complaining about not having Switch games to play in the period between now and ARMS/Mario Kart not played Binding of Isaac? Because it's a giant timesink of a game with near-infinite replayability.

I really have no interest in lolfartpoop the game.

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

lelandjs posted:

Have the people complaining about not having Switch games to play in the period between now and ARMS/Mario Kart not played Binding of Isaac? Because it's a giant timesink of a game with near-infinite replayability.

I played my fill of the original Isaac that cost $5 however many years ago it was that it came out.

I'm thinking about grabbing voez but the soundtrack and general aesthetic is totally not my thing.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

lelandjs posted:

Have the people complaining about not having Switch games to play in the period between now and ARMS/Mario Kart not played Binding of Isaac? Because it's a giant timesink of a game with near-infinite replayability.

I like progressing in and beating games, I don't like having to sink tons of hours into something just to check things off a list

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


parallelodad posted:

I really have no interest in lolfartpoop the game.

There is a really good game under the lolfartpoop aesthetic

Music Theory
Aug 7, 2013

Avatar by Garden Walker

Stan Taylor posted:

I'm thinking about grabbing voez but the soundtrack and general aesthetic is totally not my thing.

I can understand not being into the music, but I will not sit idly by while you insult the tilted squares.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Rirse posted:

You could waited four more days you know.

Oh man i cant wait for all the Switch April fools stories i bet they're all going to be great

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Stan Taylor posted:

I'm thinking about grabbing voez but the soundtrack and general aesthetic is totally not my thing.

Download the phone app and play some of the free songs if you're curious.

Deltron 3030
Jul 23, 2006

I submit that you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked right on out of here!

parallelodad posted:

I really have no interest in lolfartpoop the game.

Yeah the themes seem a little hosed up, but I might give it a poo poo (sic) eventually.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Considering Nintendoa record with New iPs I don't have much hope for ARMS plus it's another lame Wii motion game

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

lelandjs posted:

Have the people complaining about not having Switch games to play in the period between now and ARMS/Mario Kart not played Binding of Isaac? Because it's a giant timesink of a game with near-infinite replayability.

maybe they don't want to throw down 40 bucks for a game that costs 5 bucks on pc.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Empress Brosephine posted:

Considering Nintendoa record with New iPs I don't have much hope for ARMS plus it's another lame Wii motion game

The last new Nintendo IP was Splatoon which was quite popular and the motion controls are optional.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
First of all, these are all totally valid opinions, and I get why BoI isn't necessarily a "killer app" to keep most Switch owners entertained.

Auron posted:

Binding of Isaac has been around forever and I'm sure a lot of people have played it already or found it to be poo poo.
Fair point, I've had it on PC/Vita for ages but only played it off and on until recently, when I watched some NorthernLion videos and the game finally clicked for me.

parallelodad posted:

I really have no interest in lolfartpoop the game.
Eh, I've grown to accept its... unique styling. If it were reskinned it'd probably have a bigger audience, but it would also lose a little bit of its "charm", in my opinion.

Stan Taylor posted:

I played my fill of the original Isaac that cost $5 however many years ago it was that it came out.
Rebirth/Afterbirth added enough content that I feel like it's worth the $25 I paid after GCU discount/Best Buy rewards certificate, but I totally see where you're coming from.

Lemming posted:

I like progressing in and beating games, I don't like having to sink tons of hours into something just to check things off a list
I've ignored the progression and goals and stuff (mostly because I''ve only been able to make it past Mom's Heart a couple times), I'm really more interested in seeing how the items play off of each other and trying to turn a run with medicore items into a good run (even though I usually don't). But yeah, it's a completionist's nightmare. The one thing it has going for it, though, is that it's easy to hammer a couple of runs out and call it a night. I can't see myself doing 13+ hour marathons of BoI they way I did with, say, Breath of the Wild.

Music Theory
Aug 7, 2013

Avatar by Garden Walker

Holyshoot posted:

maybe they don't want to throw down 40 bucks for a game that costs 5 bucks on pc.

As I understand, this version includes all of the DLC and remake stuff, which would cost about the same together on PC.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dr Cheeto posted:

The last new Nintendo IP was Splatoon which was quite popular and the motion controls are optional.

1 2 Switch? happy Hone Designer ? etc etc???

Music Theory
Aug 7, 2013

Avatar by Garden Walker

Empress Brosephine posted:

happy Hone Designer ?

HHD was good but Animal Crossing is not a new IP

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

Dr Cheeto posted:

Download the phone app and play some of the free songs if you're curious.

I did! The game is really fun but the songs just do nothing for me. I do need a new rhythm game though, I'm kinda burnt out on Rhythm Heaven Megamix.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Empress Brosephine posted:

1 2 Switch? happy Hone Designer ? etc etc???

1-2-Switch is not a "new IP", and Happy Home Designer is an Animal Crossing game, which is not a new IP and has been around since the Nintendo 64.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Music Theory posted:

HHD was good but Animal Crossing is not a new IP

Still a new type of game for them is what I meant. Nintendo hasn't exactly been hitting home runs lately. Zelda is a exception. Their last like twenty games have been poo if they aren't in one of the big three Nintendo franchises (Pokémon Mario Zelda although Pokémon has been stagnant and boring forever)

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Takoluka posted:

1-2-Switch is not a "new IP", and Happy Home Designer is an Animal Crossing game, which is not a new IP and has been around since the Nintendo 64.

But what about the etc? And the other etc?? Can't refute those, BUDDY.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Takoluka posted:

1-2-Switch is not a "new IP", and Happy Home Designer is an Animal Crossing game, which is not a new IP and has been around since the Nintendo 64.

How is 1 2 switch not a new IP? Is it not a IP because it's bad? IP doesn't work that way.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Empress Brosephine posted:

Still a new type of game for them is what I meant. Nintendo hasn't exactly been hitting home runs lately. Zelda is a exception. Their last like twenty games have been poo if they aren't in one of the big three Nintendo franchises (Pokémon Mario Zelda although Pokémon has been stagnant and boring forever)

I hope the new Mario Sports title has a mini-game for moving goalposts, because it seems right up your alley.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wendell posted:

But what about the etc? And the other etc?? Can't refute those, BUDDY.

Snipperclips is bad, nes remix, steel diver, Wii party, sing it

The argument could be made for Splatoon too

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Music Theory posted:

As I understand, this version includes all of the DLC and remake stuff, which would cost about the same together on PC.

Correct, getting the "full bundle" from scratch on Steam costs $36 currently. I think a lot of people who got it incrementally are probably retroactively surprised how much it cost them. See also: people complaining about the cost of the Switch dock without looking at how much generic USB-C + USB-A + HDMI dongles are on Amazon.

Takoluka posted:

I hope the new Mario Sports title has a mini-game for moving goalposts, because it seems right up your alley.

I feel like there's a time and a place where responding to Empress Brosephine is worth it, and it boils down to "never" and "nowhere"

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Empress Brosephine posted:

Snipperclips is bad

My man, April 1st is on Saturday

Music Theory
Aug 7, 2013

Avatar by Garden Walker

Empress Brosephine posted:

Snipperclips is bad

If X-files was still a thing, you'd be the subject of this week's episode

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Empress Brosephine posted:

The argument could be made for Splatoon too

lmao i actually want to hear said argument

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Not liking Snipperclips should be a bannable offense

Roadie
Jun 30, 2013

Andrast posted:

Not liking Snipperclips should be a bannable offense

:yeah:

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Empress Brosephine posted:

Still a new type of game for them is what I meant. Nintendo hasn't exactly been hitting home runs lately. Zelda is a exception. Their last like twenty games have been poo if they aren't in one of the big three Nintendo franchises (Pokémon Mario Zelda although Pokémon has been stagnant and boring forever)

Just take a break from being wrong and read your rap sheet for solace

Splatoon 2

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Is 1 2 Switch not Nintendo's intellectual property, or is it not new?

As far as I can figure out, it is both of those things and is therefore a "new ip".

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Mahoning posted:

Is 1 2 Switch not Nintendo's intellectual property, or is it not new?

As far as I can figure out, it is both of those things and is therefore a "new ip".

I mean, to be fair to me, I've never seen anyone refer to 1-2-Switch as a "new Nintendo IP," but I guess technically speaking, it is.

It also owns, and I've had tons of fun with friends playing it, so I think when people say 1-2-Switch is "bad," they mean that they don't have any friends who like fun to play it with or maybe they try to Quick Draw by themselves and think it's a bad investment.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Maybe it's because the game is a collection of mediocre mini games priced like a full proper game

It would have been okay as a pack-in.

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
People keep forgetting all the great new IP that came out on 3DS eShop like Pushmo and BoxBoy

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Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Takoluka posted:

I mean, to be fair to me, I've never seen anyone refer to 1-2-Switch as a "new Nintendo IP," but I guess technically speaking, it is.

It also owns, and I've had tons of fun with friends playing it, so I think when people say 1-2-Switch is "bad," they mean that they don't have any friends who like fun to play it with or maybe they try to Quick Draw by themselves and think it's a bad investment.

I mean, it does seem that people mean "series" or "franchise" when they say IP, but there's no definition of intellectual property that wouldn't include anything developed and/or published by Nintendo as Nintendo's IP.

I agree with your second paragraph though. I had a ton of fun Friday night playing with my brother and I have a feeling that every time I played it with a new person, it would be fun all over again. The only fair argument against it is the price. $20-30 should be the maximum price range for that game.

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