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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/846380560796803074

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Our governor here in Colorado, Hickenlooper (R), is hell bent on keeping the weed money. The municipalities that have allowed recreational sales are collecting taxes hand over foot, and the state has its own taxes in place to milk the cow.

Manitou Springs is a good example. They only have a handful of recreational shops open, conveniently next to a city with nearly half a million people and no recreational shops allowed outside of a few clubs (pay $5, you're a member for a day) that have been given a hilarious 8 years warning before the city shuts them down. Anyhow, Manitou levies a 25%~ tax on all recreational sales, and the prices there are double to triple what it goes for in Denver or Pueblo. That's a lot of drat side action that would go missing for that city if the feds shut down just one of their shops in town.

And the money (for the state, anyway) goes to funding poo poo like upgrading prisons, buying police equipment, and social safety net poo poo, as well as dumb poo poo like advertisements for telling kids pot makes you dumb.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Re: Colorado cannabis

quote:

A bill pending in the Legislature would allow pot growers and retailers to reclassify their recreational pot as medical pot if a change in federal law or enforcement occurs.

It’s the boldest attempt yet by a U.S. marijuana state to avoid federal intervention in its weed market.

The bill would allow Colorado’s 500 or so licensed recreational pot growers to instantly reclassify their weed. A switch would cost the state more than $100 million a year because Colorado taxes medical pot much more lightly than recreational weed — 2.9 percent versus 17.9 percent.

The measure says licensed growers could immediately become medical licensees “based on a business need due to a change in local, state or federal law or enforcement policy.” The change wouldn’t take recreational marijuana off the books, but it wouldn’t entirely safeguard it either. What it could do is help growers protect their inventory in case federal authorities start seizing recreational pot.

http://www.thecannabist.co/2017/03/27/colorado-federal-crackdown-marijuana-recreational-medical/76138/

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I'm in school in Trinidad, CO. The only reason this city can fund anything is pot shops.
In a city of ~9000, there are 31 shops, with 42 approved.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
What kind of marijuana commercials do you guys get in those legalization states? Michigan is medicinal-only right now, but I've seen several ads along the freeway for the WeedMaps app, all about how to find your nearest dispensary.

At first glance, I thought it was a billboard for a new maps app like Waze, then I read the name and started laughing hysterically.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Biggest Georgian firebrand since Sherman.

Also, holy poo poo a lot happened over the weekend.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Godholio posted:

Biggest Georgian firebrand since Sherman.

Also, holy poo poo a lot happened over the weekend.

I take great comfort knowing however awful we become as a country, however far we go to degrade ourselves, there is a man named John Lewis who I can tout as a true American hero til my dying day.

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/846392010659516416

Unlike this shitbag.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/846389156947333120

Ahahaha, we're all getting nuked.

ded redd fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Mar 27, 2017

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Office Pig posted:

I take great comfort knowing however awful we become as a country, however far we go to degrade ourselves, there is a man named John Lewis who I can tout as a true American hero til my dying day.

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/846392010659516416

Unlike this shitbag.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/846389156947333120

Ahahaha, we're all getting nuked.

Holy poo poo Cheney is still alive?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

LingcodKilla posted:

Holy poo poo Cheney is still alive?

He's an undying Litch, duh.

No one has found his phylactery.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
He somehow looks...younger?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That was actually my thought. At first I thought it was an old video.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Not being the president anymore is very liberating and sure does restore energy.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Not being the president anymore is very liberating and sure does restore energy.

Of course the realistic explanation is that Cheney transferred a fragment of his soul to Bannon in that brief moment they met before the inauguration.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Duzzy Funlop posted:

He somehow looks...younger?

All the hatred is fuelling his regeneration machine.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Five heart attacks and still kicking :thumbsup:

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

He somehow looks...younger?

I just assume he's Imhotep and devours the souls of the young to retain his earthly look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K58cPYCTiPM

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie's approval rating now at lowest level. Again.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/846408910424739844

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/846409037792997377

37% in Gallup, 41.8% in 538 average. No wonder why House Republicans told him to go gently caress himself.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/846410720883421189

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Spicer press briefing is about to start

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Office Pig posted:

Of course the realistic explanation is that Cheney transferred a fragment of his soul to Bannon in that brief moment they met before the inauguration.
Cheney, who got 4k+ guys killed for nothing, shot a guy in the face and didn't apologize, doesn't care where his heart came from, exposed Valerie Plame's CIA status, and has a Darth Vader receiver hitch cover on his truck. He's got nothing on Bannon.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Jeff Sessions speaking on sanctuary cities @ the press briefing.


update: threatening OJP grants.

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Mar 27, 2017

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/846391237263462400
"Dick Cheney says the Earth orbits the Sun—sounds just like Senate Democrats, am I right?!"

gently caress Glenn. 10 years ago I had a modicum of appreciation for his work even when I didn't always agree with it, but he's done nothing but try to divert attention from Trump's Russia ties since the election. He's shot what credibility he had and cast his lot with Putin apologists.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

It looks like Spicy has a dip in.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

SwampDonkey posted:

It looks like Spicy has a dip in.

He's probably a snus kind of guy.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I surprised Spicer doesn't show up to the podium with a bottle at this point.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Untagged posted:

He's probably a snus kind of guy.

its his wad of gum

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Spicey definitely has picked up drinking i think

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie's approval rating now at lowest level. Again.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/846408910424739844

https://twitter.com/ForecasterEnten/status/846409037792997377

37% in Gallup, 41.8% in 538 average. No wonder why House Republicans told him to go gently caress himself.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/846410720883421189

The guys with lower approval ratings were already several years into their presidencies as well, not TWO loving MONTHS IN

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
This strikes me as a very good idea and one that more states should do: naloxone (opioid overdose reversing drug) over the counter.

https://twitter.com/jasonnobleDMR/status/846438744727179266


Edit: he's SO CLOSE to becoming self-aware. So, so, so close. https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/846440535049023491

https://twitter.com/DanEggenWPost/status/846442718415011840

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Mar 27, 2017

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Casimir Radon posted:

Cheney, who got 4k+ guys killed for nothing, shot a guy in the face and didn't apologize, doesn't care where his heart came from, exposed Valerie Plame's CIA status, and has a Darth Vader receiver hitch cover on his truck. He's got nothing on Bannon.

Cheney shot a guy in the face and got an apology from him.

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Mar 27, 2017

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Godholio posted:

Biggest Georgian firebrand since Sherman.

Also, holy poo poo a lot happened over the weekend.

I'm still in awe that I got to see Lewis give this speech in person. Definitely one of the coolest things I've ever got to witness.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics/status/846445820450869253

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Is anyone even surprised by these coincidences anymore:

https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/846407959047536640

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Who's Roman

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Close confidant of Putins who was also Ivanka's special guest at the Inagguration :tinfoil:

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Rich Russian dude who's an industrialist and also owns some sports teams and yachts

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Missionary Positron posted:

Is anyone even surprised by these coincidences anymore:

https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/846407959047536640

maybe he wanted a skiing buddy :buddy:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

quote:

Abramovich was the first person to originally recommend to Yeltsin that Vladimir Putin be his successor as the Russian president.[29]:135 When Putin formed his first cabinet as Prime Minister in 1999, Abramovich interviewed each of the candidates for cabinet positions before they were approved.[13]:102 Subsequently, Abramovich would remain one of Putin's closest confidants. In 2007 Putin consulted in meetings with Abramovich on the question of who should be his successor as president - Medvedev was personally recommended by Abramovich.[29]:135, 271

Chris Hutchins, a biographer of Putin, describes the relationship between the Russian president and Abramovich as like that between a father and a favorite son. Abramovich himself says that when he addresses Putin he uses the Russian language's formal "§£§í" (like Spanish "usted", German "Sie" or French "vous"), as opposed to the informal "§ä§í" (Spanish "t¨²", German "du" or French "tu"). Abramovich says that the reason is because 'he is more senior than me'.[30] Within the Kremlin, Abramovich is referred to as "Mr A".[26]

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Eyyy cousin let's go bowling

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
smokey

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Our governor here in Colorado, Hickenlooper (R), is hell bent on keeping the weed money. The municipalities that have allowed recreational sales are collecting taxes hand over foot, and the state has its own taxes in place to milk the cow.

hickenlooper is a democrat

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