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quote:I’m writing this up because I have no one I can tell. Many years of hard work have paid off and in the last few years I’ve silently made a pretty large chunk of money. This is a one time thing so I don’t expect to see that kind of money ever again. It’s not enough that I’m set for life and can stop working but enough that I don’t have any real financial problems anymore. Not many people know this, my parents, my accountant, my broker, that’s about it. I don’t live much differently than I previously did and my friends don’t see a difference. I’m not telling most people mostly to not be a dick. I don’t plan on changing my life and don’t want people thinking of me differently. I think I said I'd do the same thing with money when I was a kid, nice going actually doing it  quote:I have just moved in with my girlfriend and her sister and keep walking around the house naked so her sister will "accidentally" see me. Good to see a solid, foolproof plan like this one come up
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The sister already knows how small your dick is. She's not impressed otherwise she would have been all over it already.
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Motherfucker posted:Take that kid, throw him in a corner and kick him till he curls up in a defensive ball. Show him what violence is. If he cries make sure to apply beatings till he stops. This, unironically.
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Obviously this will vary by state, but florida specifically allows you to threaten someone with a gun as part of the stand your ground law: I'm pretty sure that law only works if you're white.
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Mar 27, 2017 11:45
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loquacius posted:People like him and the people I found in the group I tried to join are all talk, no action.  *posts anonymous confession*
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Mar 27, 2017 12:16
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Sister creeping goon, having stepped into the sister trap myself once it's not worth it. Especially if your living arrangement hinges on it. The only thing that will come of it is a few awkward Thanksgivings for them and you back on the dating market.
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Nooner posted:your son sounds like a real human being lol classic nooner  
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That was a bullshit probation.
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hope u guys like gunchatquote:I'm a homicide detective in a red state with a stand your ground law. I loving hate the fact that some junkie rummaging through your tool shed is gonna end up dead just for being on the property and there's basically nothing I can do about it due to how the laws in this shithole state are written. quote:I'm a comedy writer, currently working on the TV show "Superior Donuts" on CBS. My confession is I don't think anyone actually watches that show. I never hear anyone talk about it, the ads on CBS just show pics of the cast, no actual content, and while the ratings are okay - we joke that it's all old people falling asleep and dying with the TV on. can confirm that I have never heard of this show and had to check to verify it was a real show Got renewed for a second season though congrats 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sister creeping goon, having stepped into the sister trap myself once it's not worth it. Especially if your living arrangement hinges on it. The only thing that will come of it is a few awkward Thanksgivings for them and you back on the dating market. happens to me allll the time. Walk into the kitchen suddenly boom fall into some sister pussy cleverly disguised as a ficus
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Solice Kirsk posted:That was a bullshit probation. Oh I've seen worse.
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sugar free jazz posted:happens to me allll the time. Walk into the kitchen suddenly boom fall into some sister pussy cleverly disguised as a ficus Well don't leave us hanging, why were you trying to have sex with a ficus?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well don't leave us hanging, why were you trying to have sex with a ficus? Sap is too sticky. Would not recommend.
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Mar 27, 2017 22:27
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Solice Kirsk posted:That was a bullshit probation. I agree should've been a ban
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It's Nooner so I'm surprised it wasn't.quote:I'm a comedy writer, currently working on the TV show "Superior Donuts" on CBS. My confession is I don't think anyone actually watches that show. I never hear anyone talk about it, the ads on CBS just show pics of the cast, no actual content, and while the ratings are okay - we joke that it's all old people falling asleep and dying with the TV on. That's a pretty slick job though! Getting paid to make a show that may coast for years under the radar has to be pretty fun. Don't have to be worried about getting replaced if it starts getting huge ratings and the station thinks they need to bring in more talent to keep the rating train going. Do they film in Chicago? Need any extras/insight into living in a gentrifying Chicago neighborhood?
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charlie's in the bathroom cabinet that VC sister pussy'll sneak up on ya like you wouldn't believe
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's Nooner so I'm surprised it wasn't. Downside is having to tell people you were responsible for that dumpster fire of a show.
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Dogbrisket posted:Downside is having to tell people you were responsible for that dumpster fire of a show. "I'm a comedy writer for CBS," is still a cool thing to say to people. No matter what CBS show it is it would be terrible.
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Dogbrisket posted:Downside is having to tell people you were responsible for that dumpster fire of a show. BBT is popular enough that American population has no right to judge the writers of
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quote:Superior Donuts I have seen this show by accident when the tv was left on in the background. I had no idea what it was called until just now. This show is truly awful. You and all of the other writers should be deeply ashamed.
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The Management posted:I have seen this show by accident when the tv was left on in the background. I had no idea what it was called until just now. Ouch. You should have sent this in anonymously for extra 
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More like Inferior, Donut Watch This Show
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quote:I made an rear end of myself this weekend and think it may have poisoned my relationship with my girlfriend. Honestly it sounds like something like this was inevitable and you should probably  quote:I worked in a "haunted" Wendy's in high school. Did any Scooby-Doo episodes end with the monster being a homeless guy?
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loquacius posted:Honestly it sounds like something like this was inevitable and you should probably I wouldn't say DODGED a bullet, but only got grazed at least. Imagine marrying into that family
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How did a homeless guy not trip the perimeter alarms when he put the door code in? If you had to call your boss to let him know so the alarm wouldn't go off, was the homeless guy doing the same thing?How did he get the door code? Did you forget to mention the random dude was also an employee? Try harder next time, cause this was just lazy.
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Danaru posted:I wouldn't say DODGED a bullet, but only got grazed at least. Imagine marrying into that family
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Solice Kirsk posted:How did a homeless guy not trip the perimeter alarms when he put the door code in? If you had to call your boss to let him know so the alarm wouldn't go off, was the homeless guy doing the same thing?How did he get the door code? Did you forget to mention the random dude was also an employee? Yeah he said several times that the 'ghost' is supposed to be an employee that died, and when they found him he was still wearing the Wendy's uniform It is you who needs to try harder (to read words and comprehend them).
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, he's the shitbag in that story, but he should still end the relationship since they're obviously not going to be compatible.
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loquacius posted:Honestly it sounds like something like this was inevitable and you should probably Sever is good advice for the girlfriend, which looks like she took. This guy is an idiot who went to people's house of worship and challenged their religion there. They weren't forcing it on him, he chose to be there and then couldn't stay respectful and keep his mouth shut. Start acting like an adult instead of a redditor. Basically this Anne Whateley posted:The family's worst crime is going to church. He's the one who decided to go with them for no reason, then picked a fight with the minister at a totally inappropriate time/place, was super rude to the family, then brought the fight back up and wouldn't let it go and got weird with pancakes. His girlfriend isn't even religious -- the entire issue was caused by him. He could have not gone, or he could have kept his mouth shut, or he could have gotten the minister's phone number to debate later, or he could have kept the issue polite. If you're a hardcore atheist, just don't go to church, they'll be fine without you.
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I was trying to be neutral in my response there; my take is that the family is if nothing else eager to defend their poor choice of place-of-worship. Their preacher sounds like a douche, and they were all too willing to take his side. But you guys are 100% correct in that the choice to make a big stink in public was absolutely anon's to make, and the consequences are his to face. It's hard to say more, in my view, without knowing the specifics of the arguments each side was making. But either way something had to give and this relationship is not sustainable. e: also yeah, he nominally went to church as a show of good faith, but the fact that he chose to use that time to try to prove their church was bad kind of casts some doubt on what his actual intentions were. Consciously or otherwise, he was not planning on being open-minded
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loquacius posted:I was trying to be neutral in my response there; my take is that the family is if nothing else eager to defend their poor choice of place-of-worship. Their preacher sounds like a douche, and they were all too willing to take his side. But you guys are 100% correct in that the choice to make a big stink in public was absolutely anon's to make, and the consequences are his to face. It's hard to say more, in my view, without knowing the specifics of the arguments each side was making. But either way something had to give and this relationship is not sustainable. Its not even that he had to be open-minded, its more he gets there and knows that opening his big mouth will cause a rift between him and his missus's family; but does it anyway. Then comes here to be sad that his relationship with her has gone south because of it. Why has sympathy for the man who knowingly touched the poop?
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loquacius posted:I was trying to be neutral in my response there; my take is that the family is if nothing else eager to defend their poor choice of place-of-worship. Their preacher sounds like a douche, and they were all too willing to take his side. Not sure where you're getting any of this. There's no indication that anyone other than the poster acted poorly. If you don't want to hear a guy say that his religion is the best and the only right one, don't go to a service at his church. And they are perfectly reasonable to defend themselves and their beliefs when being challenged, which is quite rude for a guest to a worship event to do.
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Maybe it's a Christianity thing; I went to temple a lot as a kid and I never heard a rabbi spend any of his sermon time talking poo poo about other religions  I remember a couple barbs at those loving smug-rear end Orthodox but that's about it
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The Management posted:Not sure where you're getting any of this. There's no indication that anyone other than the poster acted poorly. If you don't want to hear a guy say that his religion is the best and the only right one, don't go to a service at his church. And they are perfectly reasonable to defend themselves and their beliefs when being challenged, which is quite rude for a guest to a worship event to do. I don't think it's necessarily rude to ask a pastor questions, especially about something that one has doubts about or trouble understanding, but there's a time and place. Rolling up the sleeves to get into a twenty minute argument while making your girlfriend's family stand around is probably the worst part of it. Not dropping the subject and ripping up your food during breakfast afterwards doesn't help.
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We can absolutely agree that showing up to church to prove to your girlfriend's family that you accept their lifestyle, then making them stand around for 20 minutes while you argue with their pastor sounds like a subplot from a Curb Your Enthusiasm ep
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loquacius posted:We can absolutely agree that showing up to church to prove to your girlfriend's family that you accept their lifestyle, then making them stand around for 20 minutes while you argue with their pastor sounds like a subplot from a Curb Your Enthusiasm ep Get in that Mass, Larry.
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quote:In my younger days I used to go to the bar and pretend to be famous to get one night stands. Didn't work all that well but it was better than my normal moves since I had literally nothing going on in my real life. quote:I had one of the worst childhoods imaginable and it still prevents me from forming relationships with people. I have no friends, nobody at work I talk to besides business, and haven't been on a date in my entire 37 years on Earth. I'm terrified to change any of this, that's my confession I guess. It's been a while since I busted this one out  dude
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