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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
why are vapers always so whiny

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Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Gin and Juche posted:

why are vapers always so whiny



A Venn diagram of vapers and insufferable male libertarian nerds is a circle.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i have a new twit, follow for heartwrenching and emotionally raw updates on my everyday life

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Rhesus Pieces posted:

A Venn diagram of vapers and insufferable male libertarian nerds is a circle.

i know several women who vape, like actually more women then men now that i think about it

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Avshalom posted:

i have a new twit, follow for heartwrenching and emotionally raw updates on my everyday life

okay

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Gin and Juche posted:

why are vapers always so whiny



there's these ad council billboards going up around here telling people hey dumbass vaping isn't actually safer than smoking like a normal person

i think they'd be more effective if they just had a picture of some cool dude doing something rad next to a picture of the goon philosopher or that guy in a fedora and cargo shorts and the text says "this is what vapers think they look like/this is what they actually look like

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Tried Uncle Ben's parboiled rice for the first time. Verdict: pretty decent! Will use again.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Wowza VB level opinions.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

Wowza VB level opinions.

I've never had it. I don't buy rice really except for like premade stuff from Marie calendars.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Quinoas better than rice in every way.

Except for um sushi.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mustached Demon posted:

Quinoas better than rice in every way.

Except for um sushi.

Quinoa is literally stealing staples from the mouths of natives in the Andes, so hard pass. Also doesn't taste very good.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Mustached Demon posted:

Quinoas better than rice in every way.

Except for um sushi.

Please tell me you dont buy into that super food bullshit. Its the most obvious marketing scheme to prey on the white suburban idiot.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Furnaceface posted:

Please tell me you dont buy into that super food bullshit. Its the most obvious marketing scheme to prey on the white suburban idiot.

I think the flavor profiles better.

Looks funky and the super food bullshit is, well, bullshit.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I just dont like the flavour or texture of quinoa. The super food label just gives me a legitimate reason to complain about it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Furnaceface posted:

I just dont like the flavour or texture of quinoa. The super food label just gives me a legitimate reason to complain about it.

:same:, but with the real damage to the natives who (used to?) subsist on it.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Quinoa is literally stealing staples from the mouths of natives in the Andes, so hard pass. Also doesn't taste very good.

look if they run out of staples they can use paperclips instead, its okay

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

mandatory lesbian posted:

look if they run out of staples they can use paperclips instead, its okay

Counterpoint:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:same:, but with the real damage to the natives who (used to?) subsist on it.

Eh I feel ok about it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/846570168818040832

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Oh, wow. I guess I'll go back to hating it because it tastes and mouthfeels bad. :shrug:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, wow. I guess I'll go back to hating it because it tastes and mouthfeels bad. :shrug:

I figured the whole stealing food out of Peruvian mouths was about as bullshit as it being some mega ultra food that makes you poo poo diamonds.

It's cool. Everyone has different tastes.

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009
Googled parboiled rice. Neat. Increases the nutritional value. Does that apply to all grains? Wikipedia failed me.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
quinoa is interesting for a change of pace but i wouldn't eat it every day

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
fart fart fart fart faaaarrrt fart fart fert

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
You better not finish your quinoa because there are starving children in Peru!

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i open my nakedness to reveal countless other nakednesses cloistered therein

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Avshalom posted:

i open my nakedness to reveal countless other nakednesses cloistered therein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjTzGepowCQ

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Avshalom posted:

i open my nakedness to reveal countless other nakednesses cloistered therein

is this with like a metaphysical zipper or a real zipper or

i guess what im asking is how much does this hurt

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
my nakedness transcends pleasure and pain, you fool. you fool! beneath our clothes, every one of us is an artistic nude

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Avshalom posted:

my nakedness transcends pleasure and pain, you fool. you fool! beneath our clothes, every one of us is an artistic nude

I read that as autistic nude and it somehow felt appropriate for this thread.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Also I think Avs might be a cenobite.

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009

Furnaceface posted:

Also I think Avs might be a cenobite.

Third Order of Saint Keets.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

Furnaceface posted:

Also I think Avs might be a cenobite.

The boss from the comics right? Flagellum? It's honestly the mental image I've always had of avs.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Avshalom posted:

my nakedness transcends pleasure and pain, you fool. you fool! beneath our clothes, every one of us is an artistic nude

you don't know me!!

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
stone cold i am comfortable with the idea that you are incapable of being nude, at the organic level

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Tried Uncle Ben's parboiled rice for the first time. Verdict: pretty decent! Will use again.

jesus loving christ

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
What makes that rice from any other rice?

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stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Cease to Hope posted:

stone cold i am comfortable with the idea that you are incapable of being nude, at the organic level

wrongo

i take issue with being lumped in with the "artistic nudes"

im no arrested development memefriend

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