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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Oh it's on now? Not in the too hot timeslot

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WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Regarde Aduck posted:

Celt on celt eh? Disgusting.

the most niche pornography there ie

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






baka kaba posted:

If Salmond puts the boot in on David Davis it might make QT tolerable for once
All he needs to do is repeatedly ask him if hes actually done any loving work these past 9 months.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/846460893424746498

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

This seems like it could be bad for Jeremy Corbyn. Probably not great for Donald J Trump either

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

I reckon even those of us that are still pro-Corbyn concede on the whole that he's doing a shite job lately.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Prince John posted:

Yup, poor Welsh getting all the stick. Here's a handy chart JBreton:



Good old West Midlands, leading the way as usual.

forkboy84 posted:

Did someone draw this map from memory? Holy poo poo what is going on there? Why are the Outer Hebrides where Shetland should be, Shetland where the Outer Hebrides should be, and Orkney has turned into one island? Oh my god there is so much wrong. Fife? Where's Fife? And what's going on with the Tyne? Pretty sure there's no Firth of Tyne, or whatever the gently caress the English word is for Firth.

Yeah, that map has triggered me.

I want to know why Cornwall is about three times as wide north-to-south as it used to be.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004



Behold the power of the press.
Theresa May has done nothing, and was incompetent as a home secretary.
Trump literally vomits out tinfoil right wing conspiracies and rhetoric while using government funds to play golf and enhance his playboy lifestyle.
Jeremy Corbyn talks in meaningful dialogue and is probably one of the most principaled politicians in the country, relatively speaking.
Yet both Trump and Corbyn are level pegging as the worst kind of politicians ever in the public eye.

Ridiculous.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

TomViolence posted:

I reckon even those of us that are still pro-Corbyn concede on the whole that he's doing a shite job lately.

define lately

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Kurtofan posted:

define lately

Well, in my case since winning his second leadership election.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


TomViolence posted:

I reckon even those of us that are still pro-Corbyn concede on the whole that he's doing a shite job lately.

To be honest, it's irrelevant, he could poo poo gold bricks to cancel out the national debt and it'd be somehow wrong.
All I can see is that he sets the party up for the next wave of leadership and hopefully pull it back to its core values, as his name has been made too toxic to convince most of the public of anything.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Don't Lol me posted:

Behold the power of the press.
Theresa May has done nothing, and was incompetent as a home secretary.
Trump literally vomits out tinfoil right wing conspiracies and rhetoric while using government funds to play golf and enhance his playboy lifestyle.
Jeremy Corbyn talks in meaningful dialogue and is probably one of the most principaled politicians in the country, relatively speaking.
Yet both Trump and Corbyn are level pegging as the worst kind of politicians ever in the public eye.

Ridiculous.

Trump and his supporters blame the media for everything too.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Don't Lol me posted:

Jeremy Corbyn talks in meaningful dialogue
lmao

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Zephro posted:

Maybe it's my phone screen but Sturgeon's pupils look hella dilated :catdrugs:

It's a fear response to being sat beside what is clearly a corpse.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004



Unlike yourself, some of us prefer someone who can make decisions with all the relevant facts and consideration instead of boiling everything down to pithy soundbites and top bantz over PMQs.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Don't Lol me posted:

Unlike yourself, some of us prefer someone who can make decisions with all the relevant facts and consideration instead of boiling everything down to pithy soundbites and top bantz over PMQs.

Decisions like what?

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Pissflaps posted:

Trump and his supporters blame the media for everything too.

Go check the right wing media thread. You could polish up that pedantry to masterful levels with the examples of bullshit that the trump factions do in an attempt to get him to sound right.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Don't Lol me posted:

Go check the right wing media thread. You could polish up that pedantry to masterful levels with the examples of bullshit that the trump factions do in an attempt to get him to sound right.

Another similarity with Corbynites.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Julio Cruz posted:

I want to know why Cornwall is about three times as wide north-to-south as it used to be.

Cornwall is its usual perfect shape, it's just swapped places with South Wales.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Gorn Myson posted:

All he needs to do is repeatedly ask him if hes actually done any loving work these past 9 months.

Oh hey, turns out the government actually has contingency plans for everything now! That was a productive two weeks, v convenient

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Oh dear me posted:

Cornwall is its usual perfect shape, it's just swapped places with South Wales.

...how did I not even see that.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

baka kaba posted:

Oh hey, turns out the government actually has contingency plans for everything now! That was a productive two weeks, v convenient

I think tbf if you look at what he said originally it was something quite minor that he hadn't looked at. I mean he's only one guy give him a break

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?


loving hell Ken. When everyone's finally stopped talking about anti-semitism in the Labour party every two seconds, and the leadership campaign is over, this is definitely the perfect time to be dragging up your pedantic argument that will never, ever, be presented well in a positive light in the media. Just :fuckoff:

Oberleutnant posted:

I aint buying or reading it to find out, but equally disgusting is the way they've splashed that prick's daughter all over their front page.

I'm also having to resist the temptation to direct too many disapproving scowls at the daughter for getting into bed with the Sun as well - it's not a one way process after all, but I suppose she's a victim too in her own way.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Prince John posted:

I'm also having to resist the temptation to direct too many disapproving scowls at the daughter for getting into bed with the Sun as well - it's not a one way process after all, but I suppose she's a victim too in her own way.

They've probably offered her more money than she earns in a year tbf.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Whats happening over here? Oh...

https://twitter.com/KTTOUT/status/846474849044385792

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was more concerned that May looks like me when I get home and start bezzing about in my underpants.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
Lots of white people in the QT audience for the noted Sharia ruled Islamic no-go zone Birmingham.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
So uh. This is a thing.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

So uh. This is a thing.



Beautifuly definitive admission of being a wanker that.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Pissflaps posted:

Another similarity with Corbynites.

Corbyn whines, obsession for men- eau de shitpost

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Coohoolin posted:

So uh. This is a thing.



Seguir? this is britian

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

DesperateDan posted:

Corbyn whines, obsession for men- eau de shitpost

Ah so we're at the point where people need to stop 'obsessively whining' about the guy destroying the Labour Party. Very Brexit.

No.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Lots of white people in the QT audience for the noted Sharia ruled Islamic no-go zone Birmingham.

How did Big Keir Starmer do last night?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Lots of white people in the QT audience for the noted Sharia ruled Islamic no-go zone Birmingham.

Isn't that only a thing Americans believe? Surely no British person could be deluded enough to think that they can't go to Birmingham?

Stabbatical
Sep 15, 2011

Baron Corbyn posted:

Isn't that only a thing Americans believe? Surely no British person could be deluded enough to think that they can't go to Birmingham?

They know they can but they know they shouldn't.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
As notable British persons such as Hume and Moore and Russell might point out, just because one can go to the West Midlands...

efb

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Pissflaps posted:

Ah so we're at the point where people need to stop 'obsessively whining' about the guy destroying the Labour Party. Very Brexit.

No.

Well yes there are those in life who think simply whining and moaning gets them closer to their goals. And when that doesn't work, they double down and whinge some more, and piously blame others for inaction while they sit, so hypocritically listless and dull.

Here's a list of their valuable achievements for humanity:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

DesperateDan posted:

Well yes there are those in life who think simply whining and moaning gets them closer to their goals. And when that doesn't work, they double down and whinge some more, and piously blame others for inaction while they sit, so hypocritically listless and dull.

Here's a list of their valuable achievements for humanity:

A few days ago I organised a successful boycott of the sandwich chain Pret A Manger that was followed by a climbdown by their management on the issue of paying young workers with sandwiches.

At the time I dare say some Pret fans would have accused me of 'whining and moaning' too.

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009

Private Speech posted:

Someone made a documentary about us!

The Internet Warriors: Meet The Trolls In Their Homes

it's about right-wing crazies, but still

e: it's really kinda sad to watch, I'd like to think the forums are better than that

You have to enjoy it when it opens with a guy going on about how them foreigners are turning Great Brittain into a shithole, while the camera slowly pans out to reveal his South-East Asian wife.

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Pissflaps posted:

A few days ago I organised a successful boycott of the sandwich chain Pret A Manger that was followed by a climbdown by their management on the issue of paying young workers with sandwiches.

At the time I dare say some Pret fans would have accused me of 'whining and moaning' too.

Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn't outwit a used tea bag, in a position of authority where he could wipe out an pret a manger? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is guilty of whiny shitposts. He's also guilty of being Pissflaps. That is his crime. It is also his punishment. Defence rests.

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