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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Woof Blitzer posted:

Eyyy cousin let's go bowling

Not now Roman

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/axios/status/846475670612008964

Oh, and there's this, too:

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/846461910816043010

ded redd fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Mar 27, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Tomorrow's Trump Tweet: So what he met with a chair? Chairs don't talk! I sit in chairs! FAKE NEWS! SAD!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It is my recommendation that Attorney General Jeff Sessions now be called The Racist Perjury Elf.

And Nunes is very, very stupid.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/846489401077194752

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

It is my recommendation that Attorney General Jeff Sessions now be called The Racist Perjury Elf.

And Nunes is very, very stupid.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/846489401077194752

Devin Nunes: Master of Disguise, Lord of Shadows

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

facialimpediment posted:

It is my recommendation that Attorney General Jeff Sessions now be called The Racist Perjury Elf.

And Nunes is very, very stupid.

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/846489401077194752

In fairness, based on recent events, he probably ain't wrong.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Schiff has had enough and wants Nunes gone.

https://twitter.com/RepAdamSchiff/status/846493210960637952

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Weird how everyone that is a lead investigator into the Russia thing with this administration is also somehow compromised by said investigation.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
http://americanmilitarynews.com/2017/03/russian-satan-2-nuclear-weapons-system-capable-wiping-france-texas-falling-behind-schedule

Anyone want to take up a GoFundMe? Can't have our nuclear salvation behind schedule!

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Feels like the government is literally falling apart.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Someone needs to make a sad video like those feed the hungry children/dogges except its fund the nukes, put the sad sarah mclachlan music as a backing track and you'll have millions.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



CommieGIR posted:

Feels like the government is literally falling apart.

That was one of Russia's and Trump's top goals.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

CommieGIR posted:

Feels like the government is literally falling apart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mMUwZhDzCQ&t=5s

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

facialimpediment posted:

What kind of marijuana commercials do you guys get in those legalization states? Michigan is medicinal-only right now, but I've seen several ads along the freeway for the WeedMaps app, all about how to find your nearest dispensary.

At first glance, I thought it was a billboard for a new maps app like Waze, then I read the name and started laughing hysterically.

We have billboards and ads in papers and poo poo in Colorado Springs for medical. Recreational isn't sold in El Paso county because there's a ton of conservatives here, but medical trucks right on. I've seen billboards in Denver for medical and recreational, but I don't spend a lot of time up there so I'm not sure what depth the advertising goes to there.

There are no tv ads and I've only heard radio commercials for ancillary poo poo like pipes and grow equipment. Pretty sure you're never going to see any tv weed ads because no one wants to stir that pot of poo poo and be responsible for invoking a law against it, or it's already prohibited. I would assume it follows cigarette laws and doesn't advertise outside of print or digital media.

But there's plenty of "good to know colorado" commercials about parents talking to their kids about the risks related to pot (and other things, but pot is the obvious one). I don't think I've seen any ads against it, politically motivated or not, but Pueblo had recreational pass this last voting cycle and there's plenty of stories out there about the shady poo poo the anti-weed people were doing. At least one group got caught up in legal issues because they didn't file the proper paperwork to be a little political bitchfit.

Pretty much once the money starts showing its head in municipal pockets, no one wants to give it up. Colorado Springs will flip eventually, if for no other reason than the money.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Pretty much once the money starts showing its head in municipal pockets, no one wants to give it up. Colorado Springs will flip eventually, if for no other reason than the money.

Capitalism gets it right sometimes

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

:stare:

Motherfuck. Your government is actually infiltrated hook line und sinker by the loving reds. What the gently caress.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

I mean wasn't that a huge issue in the thirties till the eighties with us and England? Like not the president, but intelligence guys and the head of MI5 ?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846533818811080704


the hell does this even mean?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

MA-Horus posted:

:stare:

Motherfuck. Your government is actually infiltrated hook line und sinker by the loving reds. What the gently caress.

It's like living in an even less plausible Tom Clancy novel!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Is this the poo poo that didn't happen?

Is he still loving on about that?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I hope this leads to another explanation of uranium and nuclear holocausts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnKtzQpCSs

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

holy poo poo there was another part

A SECOND TWEET HAS HIT THE TWITTER

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846536212362018816

edit: he's on fire

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846537639167713281

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Yes attempting to calm down our relationship with Russia via diplomacy is the same thing as selling the country out and embarrassing us every single day. I'm so glad you're here to tell us these things Donald.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

It's like living in an even less plausible Tom Clancy novel!

It's like living in a "Wingman" novel

I'll take my AC-5 now please.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




It really is a beautiful thing to watch.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





lmao defeat from the jaws of victory? i already knew he's not in touch with reality but that's beyond the pale

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Technically, if your party holds a majority in both parts of Congress and control of the Presidency, making GBS threads yourself on the national stage because you couldn't decide between "KILL THE POOR", "gently caress THE POOR", or "NO, KILL THEN gently caress THE POOR" probably counts as snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I think Donnie's Nunes play just died on the vine (because they're both dumb as hell), so he's reverting to his old play of "just throw up some bullshit". And this particular bullshit is just focusing back on the Nunes play, so he's really out of bullshit to throw up.

The weird thing is that Maggie Haberman, the Trump Whisperer, is convinced that Trump didn't write this tweet: "The Republican House Freedom Caucus was able to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. After so many bad years they were ready for a win!"

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/846539825629016072

Apparently for the last 10 days (which sorta coincides with a lucid period) he's allowing for his tweets to be group-shopped. Those first two about Russia though smell like panic.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





https://youtu.be/JN6FYBUUJOM

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Two Finger posted:

lmao defeat from the jaws of victory? i already knew he's not in touch with reality but that's beyond the pale

To be fair. Thats actually pretty true.


The Freedom Caucus single handedly torpedoed the AHCA/Trumpcare/Ryancare/what the gently caress ever else the republican healthcare bill was called. And they did so after spending the last seven years :qq: about Obamacare and how as soon as they had both the executive and legislative branch they would get rid of it because the only thing blocking them was the President and they didn't need any democrats.

It will be the same group that torpedoes the budget, tax reform and shuts down the government because they refuse to allow budget extension/deficit cap adjustments that allow the government to function (think all that poo poo hits in May... but don't quote me on that).


Its going to be fun, especially since this Russian poo poo sets off a new explosion EVERY loving DAY.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


What is the freedom caucus? Despite saving the US from a severe misstep, I get the impression they're bunch of morons.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Jaguars! posted:

What is the freedom caucus? Despite saving the US from a severe misstep, I get the impression they're bunch of morons.

they're what the Tea Party became.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Jaguars! posted:

What is the freedom caucus? Despite saving the US from a severe misstep, I get the impression they're bunch of morons.

Hardcore ultra conservative gently caress everyone types. Absolute idealists, and their ideal is gently caress poors.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Jaguars! posted:

What is the freedom caucus? Despite saving the US from a severe misstep, I get the impression they're bunch of morons.

Tea Partiers that rode to victory in 2010 on the specter of a black man giving everyone healthcare.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


psydude posted:

Tea Partiers that rode to victory in 2010 on the specter of a black man giving everyone healthcare.

:ironicat: I love it

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



the HFC is the house version of Ted Cruz. They only know how to say no and are the reason John Boehner got the boot for Paul Ryan. They are the inmates running the asylum.


edit: holy poo poo i put no instead of no i'm an idiot.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Mar 28, 2017

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Jaguars! posted:

What is the freedom caucus? Despite saving the US from a severe misstep, I get the impression they're bunch of morons.

Quite a few of them didn't want to vote for the AHCA because it didn't actually get rid of government involvement in healthcare.

Beyond that, they typically vote against any sort of spending increase whatsoever (unless it's for the military), vote against any raising of taxes, and forced Boehner out because he actually tried to govern once in a while.

Out of thirty-plus members, four of them entered Congress before 2010. None of them know anything about governing or crafting legislation, all they know is stomping their feet and saying no.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Jaguars! posted:

What is the freedom caucus? Despite saving the US from a severe misstep, I get the impression they're bunch of morons.

You know that uncle who tweets about the government forcing you to get gay married and death boards?

The Facebook group leader that he gets all his memes from was elected to the House in 2010.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
We still have not received our gay marriage I would like to speak to a manager

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

so am i safe running windows defender, or......?

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