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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:I was suicidal this morning. But now I'm not. Another BYOB success story. Please do not suicide, friend. I know that feel, and it is a terrible and lonely one, but also last night I supervised a service for a guy who had killed himself and his family clearly loved him so much and were so sad. It really bummed me out to think that your brain can trick to into believing that ending it all is the most logical and best thing to do 
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:I have a thread idea. dangerously close to evading probation there friend
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Mar 27, 2017 15:04
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How so, I regularly pm people good puns to post for me, is this really all that different. Anyways its a moot point, I don't have the required effort reserves to pursue such an endeavor. |
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Mar 27, 2017 15:17
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Mar 27, 2017 15:18
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no one knows for sure. some say flanisher is vanisher's superhero alter ego, after he was bitten by a radioactive flan. others say it's a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde situation. me? I think it's the simplest option: flanisher is a sentient flan who likes to post
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:I was suicidal this morning. Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255 Live chat: http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ Text: 741741 Glad you're not anymore and I hope you have resources to help you out, but these are some good ones in case you don't. ---------------- |
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Mar 27, 2017 16:33
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PM me if you want to evade probation! I won't post but i'll tell on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mar 27, 2017 17:26
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I won't tell on you but I will pretend your joke is my own if it's funny enough
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Mar 27, 2017 17:27
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Probation evaders, huh? Looks like its hunting season. *thumb smears nutella under eyes* |
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Mar 27, 2017 17:53
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my nutella 
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Mar 27, 2017 17:56
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Piso Mojado posted:Probation evaders, huh? Looks like its hunting season. *thumb smears nutella under eyes* Hey can I have that Nutella when you're done with it |
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Mar 27, 2017 17:57
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Piso Mojado posted:Probation evaders, huh? Looks like its hunting season. *thumb smears nutella under eyes* I'm with you. *thumb smears vegemite under eyes* "That's not a probe. This is a probe."
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Piso Mojado posted:Probation evaders, huh? Looks like its hunting season. *thumb smears nutella under eyes* lol |
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Mar 27, 2017 19:54
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Is flanisher a different entity than vanisher? would you rather eat a flan or a van? would you rather drive a van or a flan?
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:would you rather eat a flan or a van? would you rather drive a van or a flan? you take the golden an in the tan van, you give it to dan who takes it to fran and then eats some flan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJA30w1TAXc |
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Manifisto posted:hey man, there's no need to type up a long list and if you can't get to it np, but even if you had one or two things to suggest that would be greatly appreciated! I don't leave until thursday afternoon so it's not urgent. sorry i forgot all about this. barcelona is absolutely amazing. there is soooo much to see and do so dont waste it all on architecture. I mean def go see some of Guadis stuff (for sure La Sagrada Familia, la Pedrera) but dont bog down your entire trip with basillicas, churches, and apartment buildings imo. Do go do a walking tour of gothic quarter however. I would maybe plan the first half doing stuff like this until your acclimated to the metro and then start hitting up some of the mercats(la rambla and boquiera are the most tourist friendly). Unless things have changed in the past 10 years since i lived there, i wouldnt spend too much time at the beach - its good for a few good pics but dont plan on spending the day on it (unless they cleaned the place up significantly, especially sant sebastia..i know they were trying at one point). that said, there is A TON of stuff in barceloneta besides the beach. port vell is cool and there are some amazing restaraunts (especially off the strip). find some hole in the wall seafood and tapas joints around there, but maybe avoid the fancy tourist places because they are expensive (but worth it if you got the  )if you can, i HIGHLY recommend you splurge and get tix to a FC Barcelona La Liga game. Its insane and nothing quite like it. waaaay different than any american sporting event for sure and youll always remember it! i can give you some more info...but first, do you speak spanish? |
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the first time i went to barcelona i was figuring okay, catalan is like a dialect or something and ppl here probably speak castillian spanish, and the second or third person i talk to (friendly dude partying on the street) doesn't speak castillian spanish at all and it turns out catalan is friggin crazy different and he refers me to his girlfriend who is from madrid That being said most people did speak castillian so don't worry but it was an interesting surprise for me how different catalonia is from the rest of spain |
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Mar 27, 2017 23:12
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are there cats in catalan
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Mar 27, 2017 23:38
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awesome, thanks! Piso Mojado posted:i can give you some more info...but first, do you speak spanish? well no, but that doesn't stop me from trying. phrasebooks and a vague recollection of college french mean I can pass by in basic situations (based on a few visits to spanish-speaking countries), but I could no more hold a conversation in spanish than I could fly to the moon |
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Mar 27, 2017 23:45
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hi friends, i'm getting ready to embroider some stuff because all of my goals are DONEZO for the march thing. so my reward is a whole two days off of work (because i have worked literally 18 days straight now) to make something just for me. yay. i never make anything pretty for myself, only practical, so that is a big deal. what're you guys gonna do for the whole "congration u done it" portion of the ending first quarter?
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ethical hamjobs posted:hi friends, i'm getting ready to embroider some stuff because all of my goals are DONEZO for the march thing. so my reward is a whole two days off of work (because i have worked literally 18 days straight now) to make something just for me. yay. i never make anything pretty for myself, only practical, so that is a big deal. Probably hug my dog and tell him he's a good boy. I do this a few times a day anyways but I also do it whenever I need to celebrate |
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Mar 28, 2017 00:10
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Can i hug your dog too |
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Mar 28, 2017 00:12
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alnilam posted:Can i hug your dog too Yes but please do not move too quickly or try to give him a kiss because he does not 100% trust people who are not me and may snap (not bite tho) I want to train him not to do it but it doesn't happen enough to be like "charlie please do not do that, it is very rude and scares people, including me" on a consistent enough basis I do not know how to train dogs very well |
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Mar 28, 2017 00:17
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ethical hamjobs posted:hi friends, i'm getting ready to embroider some stuff because all of my goals are DONEZO for the march thing. so my reward is a whole two days off of work (because i have worked literally 18 days straight now) to make something just for me. yay. i never make anything pretty for myself, only practical, so that is a big deal. may even smoke a weed perhaps ill have the good fortune to do it in good company |
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I Was The Fury posted:Yes but please do not move too quickly or try to give him a kiss because he does not 100% trust people who are not me and may snap (not bite tho) Sorry if this is advice you've already tried but here's my don't snap bite or bark training technique When they do the bad thing vyou hold they snout shut for like literally tens of seconds, it is a good way to give negative reinforcement without actually hurting an animal because they HATE it but it doesn't hurt Related technique: gently pinning a cat to the ground and trapping them there for like 30 sec when they do a bad thing Training by annoyance! |
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Mar 28, 2017 00:32
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I suppose it's not exactly a reward, but I'm going to the Thai New Year's Day (Songkran) festival in DC in a couple weekends and I'm heck of excited.
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Mar 28, 2017 00:33
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alnilam posted:Sorry if this is advice you've already tried but here's my don't snap bite or bark training technique I can definitely try this but like I said he almost never does it at all and absolutely never does it to me. He's a very quiet very kind doggo who helped raise a kitty and has only snapped at like 4 different guys. I have read about the cat pinning thing and used that quite a bit, but the cat was still a rambunctious jerk who clawed furniture and jumped on kitchen counters. I no longer live with the cat though so it isn't my problem anymore |
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Barney I luv u 
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My friend went to Barcelona and a guy in a motorcycle tried to snatch her purse and ended up dragging her through the street and she still has two bits of glass from the street in her arm, you can feel the nubs, it's cool.
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cda posted:My friend went to Barcelona and a guy in a motorcycle tried to snatch her purse and ended up dragging her through the street and she still has two bits of glass from the street in her arm, you can feel the nubs, it's cool. oh yeah. pickpockets are everywhere, especially in tourist spots so keep your poo poo close and dont bring a purse. |
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Is it wrong for me to sit in the smoking shack for half my shift because dispatch isn't calling me and I don't feel like calling them? |
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Mar 28, 2017 01:42
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Piso Mojado posted:oh yeah. pickpockets are everywhere, especially in tourist spots so keep your poo poo close and dont bring a purse. hmmm yeah I've traveled lots of places and literally the only place I've ever been targeted by pickpockets (as in, people trying to take stuff directly off me) was BCN. |
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Mar 28, 2017 01:51
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Mar 28, 2017 01:56
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Munchables posted:Is it wrong for me to sit in the smoking shack for half my shift because dispatch isn't calling me and I don't feel like calling them? for haaaaalf no for the whole thing? eh.
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I Was The Fury posted:Probably hug my dog and tell him he's a good boy. I do this a few times a day anyways but I also do it whenever I need to celebrate your dog is really good and nice and chill, give him three hugs from me
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Mar 28, 2017 03:09
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Flanisher is indeed the super hero alter ego of mild mannered BYOB poster vanisher
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Mar 28, 2017 03:27
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vanisher posted:Flanisher is indeed the super hero alter ego of mild mannered BYOB poster vanisher omfg 
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