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I can't wait to see how MJ saves the day with her amazing -arbitrary-hair-length-from-one-moment-to-the-next- powers.
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Mar 27, 2017 07:33
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Standing in front of a moving truck is still not the dumbest thing someone in this comic has done.
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Mar 27, 2017 07:35
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That's the same truck passing.
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Mar 27, 2017 07:37
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jyrque posted:That's the same truck passing. It will be the same bald driver from before but he will be wearing a blue shirt now
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Mar 27, 2017 08:08
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MJ and Peter were made for each other.
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Mar 27, 2017 11:30
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You know there's a chance this particular storyarc might run forever. And I don't have a problem with that.
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Mar 27, 2017 11:59
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MJ doesn't really 'get' hitch-hiking Also "better slowly describe this truck about to hit me
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Mar 27, 2017 13:59
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MJ: FAPPO!!
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Mar 27, 2017 19:53
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Breaking news: Actress Mary Jane Watson-Parker dead following a hit and run at a National Park in New Mexico. She was scheduled to begin filming a movie in Los Angeles five months ago.
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Mar 27, 2017 23:14
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Jerusalem posted:You know there's a chance this particular storyarc might run forever. And I don't have a problem with that.
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Mar 27, 2017 23:18
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Mar 28, 2017 04:09
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pretty sure MJ is violating all sorts of immigration and hiring laws there
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Mar 28, 2017 04:15
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couldn't she have just said her friend passed out and they need a ride
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Mar 28, 2017 04:16
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"I'll give you 100 bucks for this truck." "Well since it's still 1950.... wowza that's a lot of money!  "
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Mar 28, 2017 04:35
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Manatee Cannon posted:couldn't she have just said her friend passed out and they need a ride Her son, you mean
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Mar 28, 2017 04:49
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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Mar 28, 2017 05:03
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I'd like us all just to take a moment to reflect that the plot of this comic is that the supermodel actress wife of Spider-Man is bribing a man and his 'day laborers' to carry the corpse/unconscious body of an invading space alien to Albuquerque so that some he can be used to stop a giant robot from killing Spider-Man and a space raccoon.
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Mar 28, 2017 05:07
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"What's your superpower again?" "I'm rich."
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Mar 28, 2017 05:15
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The weekday colorist actually remembers to give those "day laborers" people brown skin. Let's see if it sticks for the rest of the week.
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Mar 28, 2017 05:20
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They all get detained by ICE. Albuquerque is levelled.
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Mar 28, 2017 05:19
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Oh god. She's actually gonna Weekend At Bernie's this poo poo. 
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Mar 28, 2017 05:26
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"Peter! You need the alien to shut down the Sentry!" [Spider-Man swoops in and carries off a confused migrant worker]
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Mar 28, 2017 06:05
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MJ: Peter! Spider-Man: Yes MJ, my wife? JJJ: That Spider-Man is such a menace he's trying to pretend to be my employee Peter Parker just to get a shot with his hot wife! 
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Mar 28, 2017 07:19
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jjj: that gives me an idea... *leaves the room, comes back in 5 minutes later wearing a spiderman costume with a mustache drawn on
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Mar 28, 2017 07:31
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:jjj: that gives me an idea... *leaves the room, comes back in 5 minutes later wearing a spiderman costume with a mustache drawn on MJ: Peter... is that you? JJJ: Uhhh yes, I'm a moron who is bad with money! MJ: Well his story checks out, let's make out!
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Mar 28, 2017 07:38
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The MSJ posted:The weekday colorist actually remembers to give those "day laborers" people brown skin. Let's see if it sticks for the rest of the week. If there's one thing newspaper comic artists are good at, it's being highly aware of people's skin tones.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:36
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Driver: What kind of nut do you take me for? MJ: How about I bribe you...and I don't report you to immigration for transporting all those illegal aliens in the back of your truck? Driver:...Deal.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:45
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"Come to America" they said, "A better life awaits you in the land of the free" they said. At least the cartels were consistent.
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Mar 28, 2017 14:27
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"We're going to have some racial diversity on this panel. Make sure the immigrants look proud and hard working." "I'm gonna draw em confused and behind bars."
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Mar 28, 2017 15:11
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This storyline keeps getting crazier and crazier. Aside from MJ hiring a crew of day laborers to work Ronan like a puppet I can't predict where this is going.
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Mar 28, 2017 15:57
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Push El Burrito posted:"We're going to have some racial diversity on this panel. Make sure the immigrants look proud and hard working." they SHOULD be confused
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Mar 28, 2017 16:19
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Raskolnikov38 posted:pretty sure MJ is violating all sorts of immigration and hiring laws there And also some solicitation laws.
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Mar 28, 2017 18:53
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Kwyndig posted:MJ hiring a crew of day laborers to work Ronan like a puppet 
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Mar 28, 2017 21:07
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MJ is going to tell the sentry to join the day laborers in their construction / landscaping business. Last panel of the storyline will be the sentry in overalls pushing an old timey push reel mower.
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Mar 28, 2017 21:15
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This unkempt yard stands accused!
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Mar 28, 2017 22:02
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Can't help but feel that the Sentry would be put to better use growing SHROOMS, maybe some nice maitake
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Mar 28, 2017 22:11
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So,as a relative newcomer to this beautiful nonsense,I noticed that the archive (or whatever you'd call it) is missing the months of February and well,March. Anywhere for a Canadian like myself to find them?
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Mar 28, 2017 23:44
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3789826&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=47 You'll have to read the thread!
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Kwyndig posted:This storyline keeps getting crazier and crazier. Aside from MJ hiring a crew of day laborers to work Ronan like a puppet I can't predict where this is going. so this is the weekend at bernie's arc of newspaper spider-man
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