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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mr. Nice! posted:

the HFC is the house version of Ted Cruz. They only no how to say no and are the reason John Boehner got the boot for Paul Ryan. They are the inmates running the asylum.

Busted for drunkposting

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Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Genocide Tendency posted:

You know that uncle who tweets about the government forcing you to get gay married and death boards?

The Facebook group leader that he gets all his memes from was elected to the House in 2010.

I don't have one of those.


Just friends from the army :smith:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

so am i safe running windows defender, or......?

Yes. Get uBlock Origin for your browser of choice and don't be stupid about what you download/open/visit.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3723583

Read this thread.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Don't forget, we've got less than a month before the government shuts down because of the budget

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Thank gently caress the VA is funded a year in advance.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Pesticide20 posted:

Don't forget, we've got less than a month before the government shuts down because of the budget

gently caress that, I'm worried about the Debt Ceiling. Supposedly we're already in the extraordinary measures and the ceiling is hit in Summertime.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

so am i safe running windows defender, or......?
For the average user? Yes. There's significant debate in the security community about consumer-grade commercial anti-virus actually doing more harm than good (repeated examples of grossly irresponsible practices from AV vendors that actually serve as far greater attack vectors than would otherwise be available).

The stuff in the thread linked above is a decent start. Don't obsess too much, unless you're being targeted by a state actor, in which case you're hosed.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Cugel the Clever posted:

For the average user? Yes. There's significant debate in the security community about consumer-grade commercial anti-virus actually doing more harm than good (repeated examples of grossly irresponsible practices from AV vendors that actually serve as far greater attack vectors than would otherwise be available).

The stuff in the thread linked above is a decent start. Don't obsess too much, unless you're being targeted by a state actor, in which case you're hosed.

James Mickens (look up his articles, they're all pretty good) put it this way:

THREAT: Ex-girlfriend/boyfriend breaking into your email account and publicly releasing your correspondence with the My Little Pony fan club
SOLUTION: Strong passwords.

THREAT: Organized criminals breaking into your account and stealing your identity.
SOLUTION: Strong passwords and common sense (don't click on don’t click on unsolicited herbal Viagra ads that result in keyloggers and sorrow)

THREAT: The Mossad doing Mossad things with your email.
SOLUTION: Magical amulets? Fake your own death and move into a submarine? You're still gonna be Mossad'ed upon.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


He called it "the Mossad/Not-Mossad Threat Model."

:allears: mickens

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

trap loving sprung

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Mr. Nice! posted:

the HFC is the house version of Ted Cruz. They only know how to say no and are the reason John Boehner got the boot for Paul Ryan. They are the inmates running the asylum.


edit: holy poo poo i put no instead of no i'm an idiot.

Its the part where you fixed the original mistake, then made the same mistake in the edit note that really makes this post.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Seriously mark hamill is on fire with these

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Two Finger posted:

Seriously mark hamill is on fire with these

I like how he pronounces the extra P in tapp.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Genocide Tendency posted:

Its the part where you fixed the original mistake, then made the same mistake in the edit note that really makes this post.

Pollen season is a bitch.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Also it just dawned on me that of course Trump is all about the extra P.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hamill will forever be my joker

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hamill will forever be my joker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC8THtokVdg&t=93s

He does a hell of a take on Heath Ledger's "Why So Serious?"

Mark Hamill really was the iconic Joker, everything about the Joker's vocal persona in people's minds instantly goes to Hamill's performance as his voice actor in the cartoons and the Batman games.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/846682464215076866

President enjoying some TV.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
ICE shot a legal resident while they tried to arrest him on immigration charges.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-man-shot-by-law-enforcement-officer-on-northwest-side-20170327-story.html

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


No, they were trying to arrest someone else on immigration charges

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Smiling Jack posted:

No, they were trying to arrest someone else on immigration charges

Nobody in the house was an illegal immigrant. Even the son who is scheduled to appear in court on Wensday is a legal national.

Its not like ICE hasn't made mistakes before, they kind of have a record that is getting worse under Trump.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Mar 28, 2017

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

ICE agents seem like people who weren't good enough for the USMS but still want to pretend that they're important.

unbutthurtable
Dec 2, 2016

Total. Tox. Rereg.


College Slice

psydude posted:

ICE agents seem like people who weren't good enough for the USMS but still want to pretend that they're important.

There should be extreme vetting for ICE

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Lindsay Graham has hinted that he'll support a special committee to investigate the Trump campaign following Nunes dumb stunt.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powe...m=.d7de25168218

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

psydude posted:

Lindsay Graham has hinted that he'll support a special committee to investigate the Trump campaign following Nunes dumb stunt.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powe...m=.d7de25168218

Wake me up when this actually happens.

Also as a side note, I hope the past few months have been a great lesson to every liberal leaning person I know who "complains about the systemmm mannnn" but refused to vote because "both sides are equally bad!".

Well guess what, it loving does matter and this is the result. I get it, Democrats are out-of-touch technocrats. However I'll gladly take out-of-touch technocrats who can management a government without me worrying about it over whatever the gently caress ideologically-driven lunatics are in charge now.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

unbutthurtable posted:

There should be extreme vetting for ICE

Someone start a conspiracy theory that ICE is infiltrated by illegal Muslim immigrants and watch Trump's head roll right around, exorcist style.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

FrozenVent posted:

Someone start a conspiracy theory that ICE is infiltrated by illegal Muslim immigrants and watch Trump's head roll right around, exorcist style.

It seems like right now ICE is just a more heavily armed version of the TSA: Incompetant, Heartless, and probably filled with racists and xenophobes.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

CommieGIR posted:

Nobody in the house was an illegal immigrant. Even the son who is scheduled to appear in court on Wensday is a legal national.

I didn't say they had the right location, just that the person poo poo wasn't the subject of the raid.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Smiling Jack posted:

I didn't say they had the right location, just that the person poo poo wasn't the subject of the raid.

So they did not have a warrant for his poop?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Smiling Jack posted:

I didn't say they had the right location, just that the person poo poo wasn't the subject of the raid.

Maybe no knock raids are a bad idea when you can't properly ID the house or suspect?

I mean, this is becoming an issue, what with the SWAT team that threw a flashbang in a babies crib previously and other poo poo, and ICE being overaggressive now...

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Was it a no-knock? Article doesn't say.

Flashbangs on warrants are dumb as gently caress and serve no purpose. Possibly why the #1 department for number of no-knock raids, the NYPD, expressly forbids them.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Smiling Jack posted:

Was it a no-knock? Article doesn't say.

Flashbangs on warrants are dumb as gently caress and serve no purpose. Possibly why the #1 department for number of no-knock raids, the NYPD, expressly forbids them.

Yeah it's one thing when you're going in with the express purpose of shooting a motherfucker in the face before they shoot you, it's another when you somehow expect the guy to understand what the gently caress is going on and follow commands after getting his auditory and visual cortexes turbofucked. Especially when he's surrounded by a bunch of "this is my safety" fucks amped on a Saudi tanker worth of adrenaline.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
lol Sally Yates is back

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/846725359886352384

Man, Donnie's people are running scared.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A quick reminder that Trump wants to loosen hiring requirements for the Border Patrol.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/846734142884732928

NBC got the Sally Yates "hey, I've got beans to spill" letter which led to Nunes shutting down all hearings.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Inadequate Areolas posted:

Married Republican State Sen & Trump chair (& family values advocate who regularly voted against LGBT protections) busted with teen boy prostitute

affidavit:
https://localtvkfor.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/combinepdf.pdf

texts containing family values:

:pedo: I’m gonna gently caress you like a good little boy if you keep calling me daddy

:kiddo: I want your cum all in my man pussy

:pedo: Boy pussy, baby boy.

:kiddo: Gotcha. You gonna wanna smoke?

Just this year, Shortey introduced a bill in the Senate to increase penalties for drug possession within 1,000 feet of a church or a school. Of course, his dumb fat pedo rear end was busted smoking weed with a prostiteen within radius, but I think he's just getting charged for soliciting baby boy pussy.

Family Values

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Well uh that is certainly a way for a home invasion to end.
https://news.google.com/news/amp?ca...a%2F#pt0-397613

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

CommieGIR posted:

It seems like right now ICE is just a more heavily armed version of the TSA: Incompetant, Heartless, and probably filled with racists and xenophobes.

Man, it's just another giant Federal bureaucracy. Every CBP agent I've talked to was basically of the "eh, it's a living" mindset. The typical entry level position is that guy who checks passports at the airport, and the recruiter at the last job fair I was at talked about how much he loved his job inspecting containers. I can't imagine ICE is that much different.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


fits my needs posted:

Family Values

Why is reality always so gross?

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

LingcodKilla posted:

Why is reality always so gross?

Hard to say

https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

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