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grack posted:"This guy is skating full speed at my net trying to score a goal, what can I do? I know, I'll shove him directly in to my goaltender!" marc-andre bergeron is that you
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grack posted:"This guy is skating full speed at my net trying to score a goal, what can I do? I know, I'll shove him directly in to my goaltender!" Sometimes it does result in a no-goal.
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Suspicious posted:Sometimes it does result in a no-goal. In this instance it resulted in an Oh No! goal.
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grack posted:"This guy is skating full speed at my net trying to score a goal, what can I do? I know, I'll shove him directly in to my goaltender!" We call that "The Orpik".
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fits posted:marc-andre bergeron is that you Too soon. 
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Better video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKRYqMRIuOg
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ThinkTank posted:Marner is looking very good at the moment as is seeming like the clear choice, but it wasn't so clear the day of the draft. They were essentially identical from a statistical perspective and Strome was the 6'2" 195lb centre where Marner is generously 5'10" 180lbs. Strome was the right selection given the information anyone had, although it was largely a toss up. BCHL is garbage tier tho Powershift posted:It means his arms still work, which is a good. I'm gonna say hyper extension or fracture in his neck rather than concussion. He looked like he was writhing in pain rather than the drunken flopping you see from concussed guys, but who knows. Either way it always sucks to see a guy carted off like that.
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Yak City has points in three straight and looks like he could be a useful 3rd liner next season for someone. I'd like it to be the Blues, but I imagine he wants more money than they'd be inclined to give him.
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Good news: Lack is being released from the hospital tonight. https://twitter.com/eddielack/status/846572022004154369
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Kilza posted:Good news: Lack is being released from the hospital tonight. Holy poo poo after just watching that video this was a good follow up post.
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Gunjin posted:We call that "The Orpik". He did that so many times on the Pens.
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I don't know what's gotten into Sven Andrighetto lately, but good for him. Dude scored twice tonight, he now has 7-4-11 in 13 games with Colorado. Plus the Flames won, one more win and they're in for sure, so best possible result, really, I've always liked Sven.
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Colorado lost their 52nd game in regulation tonight. Five more and they join the wondrous ranks of the expansion Thrashers: http://www.hockey-reference.com/teams/ATL/2000.html How many names do you recognize? I got to 18.
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Have you seen Colorado's schedule for the rest of the season? Washington St. Louis Minnesota Chicago Minnesota Dallas St. Louis. We're going through a six game losing streak after tonight, and there's a real chance we won't win another, and finish the season with 20 wins.
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corn on the cop posted:Colorado lost their 52nd game in regulation tonight. Five more and they join the wondrous ranks of the expansion Thrashers: That is the saddest roster I've seen in years. My god. What the hell is the Avs excuse?
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Grraarrgghh posted:That is the saddest roster I've seen in years. My god. Joe Sakic might be the worst GM in the league.
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Did Lack get carted off in full gear? That must have been awkward as hell getting him on there and later cutting/getting it all off him.
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Furnaceface posted:Joe Sakic might be the worst GM in the league. Flipside: he didn't firesale what talent the team does have (even if it is likely damaged beyond repair). I can see Duchene, Landeskog and Barrie going for far more during the offseason than what they were ever going to get before the deadline. Schlesische fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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Grraarrgghh posted:That is the saddest roster I've seen in years. My god. They have one player with more than 40 points, no players with more than 17 goals, no goaltending, maybe two good defenseman, a miserable coach and a mind-bogglingly lovely GM. The Ryan O'Reilly trade was awful. They're paying Gabriel Landeskog 5.5M/year, Erik Johnson 6M/year, Carl Sodeberg 4.75M/year and Varlamov 5.9M/year.
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Their PDO, Sv% and Sh% in all situations is utter garbage, while their CF% and FF% are bad but not "league worst by a considerable stretch" bad let alone "historically" bad. They're bad, but they're also getting unlucky which is just a hilarious combination. On pure "Corsi Hockey League" numbers, they shouldn't be historically bad.
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Schlesische posted:Their PDO, Sv% and Sh% in all situations is utter garbage, while their CF% and FF% are bad but not "league worst by a considerable stretch" bad let alone "historically" bad. Don't ruin my fanfic.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I don't know what's gotten into Sven Andrighetto lately, but good for him. Dude scored twice tonight, he now has 7-4-11 in 13 games with Colorado. Plus the Flames won, one more win and they're in for sure, so best possible result, really, I've always liked Sven. I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that a talented young forward found success after being rescued from the "system" of you-know-who
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Varly had some injury trouble and the team in front of his is crap, but I seem to recall him having some good stretches this season stat wise (save for wins). Is he still worth it at that price tag or has he really declined? I've only really watched him maybe a handful of time this season and he hasn't look as terrible as his record suggests.
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Playing through a core injury is probably the fastest way to slam dunk your SV% into the trash so I'd give him a pass for this year and see how he heals up. Cap space looks tight-ish for the avs going forward but I don't see him getting bought out, although being stuck with him and pickard isn't the worst problem on the team
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LumpyGumby you need to make one of those fire sale videos like they did for the Sabres a few years back, but for the Avs. e: It would be therapeutic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I40HfH1UiXo
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 Stars, please sacrifice a goat to satan so that we have a league average goalie next seasonI'll try to find more animals to sacrifice for defensive talent, but one problem at a time, thanks.
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Furnaceface posted:LumpyGumby you need to make one of those fire sale videos like they did for the Sabres a few years back, but for the Avs. Honest to God it I had the know how I would.
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Eeeeeh, they got it done! last season with the tire fire goaltending.. and a lot of luck and timely comebacks. As much as I hate the two-headed Finn, I think the problem right now is Nill. His failure to address the quality walking and the general state of the d corps in the offseason is probably the real reason this year went to poo poo. Injuries and bad luck and all didn't help, but that point drop is loving epic. Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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LumpyGumby posted:Honest to God it I had the know how I would. I'm really hoping you guys don't win the draft lottery, because I could definitely see Landeskog, Duchene or Barrie doing well in a better set up. None of those set ups are Montreal, why do you ask? Also, I infinitely prefer the Miller follow up. To be clear, that's not a "I hope you guys stink forever and ever, give us back the Nordiques", this is a "if you win the first overall nothing happens this year and the fundamental problems with the lineup will get papered over until you get pasted next year too and that doesn't seem fair to Avs fans". Schlesische fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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Furnaceface posted:Joe Sakic might be the worst GM in the league. I wish former star players would stop taking over as coach/GM of the teams they played for. For every John Elway, there are many more guys who just torpedo their reputation in the one city in which they should be legends.
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For a moment I wasn't sure if it was a mock draft they were holding, or if the team was making a mockery of the draft. Guess it's both.
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Expansion drafts are so loving lame, just give the new team some bonus picks in the main draft and make them scoop up some UFA's or machine gun some offer sheets.  It's not like this is going to produce a team that performs any differently since I'm pretty sure their first season is guaranteed to suck no matter what.
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