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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Electromax posted:

...and I'll tell you something else - I'm not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I'm not going to ask. You'll tell me when you feel comfortable.

...so what was it, 400? 500? Did you pay 500 for this? Over 6? Can't be 7 - don't - don't tell me you paid 700 dollars for this jacket. Did you pay 700 dollars for this jacket? Is that what you're saying to me? You are sick! Is that what you paid for this jacket?! Over 700? What did you pay for this jacket? I won't say anything. I wanna know what you paid for this jacket! Oh my god - 1000 dollars? You paid a 1000 dollars for this jacket?! Alright, fine. I'm walking out of here right now thinking you paid 1000 dollars for this jacket unless you tell me different.

Ho HO! Alright! I'll tell you what, if you don't say anything in the next five seconds, I'll know it was over 1000!

All signs point to yes

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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
That's hand-ticking around the crest :smug:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Homestar Runner posted:

That's hand-ticking around the crest :smug:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Now they've got a chart on me! :stonk:

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Great. I've been working out. Went from a size 40, to a 42.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

You're really cooking up a little scheme here aren't you?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Imagined posted:

Great. I've been working out. Went from a size 40, to a 42.

I'm huge.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Gyshall posted:

I'm huge.

I was sleepily checking my bookmarked threads here, and didn't realize what thread I was in when I read this. I immediately thought "Man, that's something Bania would s-... oh."

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I was sleepily checking my bookmarked threads here, and didn't realize what thread I was in when I read this. I immediately thought "Man, that's something Bania would s-... oh."

it's fourth and inches and the Giants are going for it - you gotta love Sports!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to Hell!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Capt. Sticl posted:

You're really cooking up a little scheme here aren't you?



NO CAPT STICL! I need that post! I gotta have that post! Now you leave those goons alone, Lowtax never hurt anybody!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Vietnamwees posted:

Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to Hell!


Here's to feeling good all the time!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Red posted:



NO CAPT STICL! I need that post! I gotta have that post! Now you leave those goons alone, Lowtax never hurt anybody!

:confused:

This is just a list of things in your apartment.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Capt. Sticl posted:

:confused:

This is just a list of things in your apartment.

When you get to that chapter about my romantic escapades... feel free to toss yourself in the mix. :smug:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Capt. Sticl posted:

:confused:

This is just a list of things in your apartment.

Oh, well, then - it's simple: You're both going to hell.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth...

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Gyshall posted:

I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth...

I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Red posted:

Oh, well, then - it's simple: You're both going to hell.

I'm not in the mood. I'm going to hell.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

mojo1701a posted:

I'm not in the mood. I'm going to hell.

Gonna be rough.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Gonna be rough.



Talk to me babe

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Gonna be rough.



great gif

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Gyshall posted:

great gif

Yeah I know.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

great gif

I don't care much for that term

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010
I like the kitty :3:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Selklubber posted:

I like the kitty :3:

:argh: ¡LA PUERTA ESTA ABIERTA! :argh:

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
El Diablo! Dios mio! El Diablo!!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Imagined posted:

El Diablo! Dios mio! El Diablo!!

Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is. They know what day this is. So I was wondering if you know what day this is!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is. They know what day this is. So I was wondering if you know what day this is!



You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully. :colbert:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


WHO?

WHO WON'T WEAR DE RIB-BONE?

Electromax
May 6, 2007
These street toughs, they robbed me.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Sash! posted:

WHO?

WHO WON'T WEAR DE RIB-BONE?

I could drip flyers from a plane above the city!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

You have a little thing for this fella? ;)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Imagined posted:

El Diablo! Dios mio! El Diablo!!

Yeahthatsright.

We need a blank squinting Puddy smiley.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Gonna be rough.



What do you got, a Clarkman?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeahthatsright.

We need a blank squinting Puddy smiley.


I'd like to have shoehorn hands!

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Root Bear posted:

I'd like to have shoehorn hands!

So. Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood...establish trust...for 48 years. And then, run off with Jerry's sneakers.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

DuhSal posted:

So. Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood...establish trust...for 48 years. And then, run off with Jerry's sneakers.

I'm afraid so. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around - they didn't even have any kids.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

potee posted:

I'm afraid so. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around - they didn't even have any kids.
We should be having dinner with our sons when we're 60!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

I'd like to have shoehorn hands!

She had MAN HANDS!

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