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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I would vote for lex luthor and his make earth great again campaign, dude's a fit as heck genius who just wants to liberate us from alien supremacy

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Feminasty Slut posted:

I did no know Lex Luthor was president. I wish he was my president. He even has better hair.

Yes, Gene Hackman has/had way better hair than DT

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Feminasty Slut posted:

I did no know Lex Luthor was president. I wish he was my president. He even has better hair.

lol

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Also MEGA is a better acronym

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Lucky Guy posted:



there's a lmao

There it is! The lol of the day, beautiful!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I cannot believe this whole Russia thing is starting to look more and more like a real thing. I thought it was just a dumb conspiracy theory by people who still think the cold war is on, but I guess, in keeping with his 80s businessman theme, it makes sense Trump would be the president to make that kind of thing happen

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
its fun just looking at old trump deals and replacing names, like Ryan for Sater




anyway as has been mentioned sater was the son of a russian mob boss so who knew where that went!

http://time.com/4433880/donald-trump-ties-to-russia/

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
The way trump ia always talking about how "the real story" being the leaks themselves suggests he knows whats up/going down. I think he even failed to call it fake news this time around

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846745288735887360

It's a special kind of enchanting to me that Trump likes to tweet articles about how his wiretapping claims are true because the NSA might have intercepted some of his communications while his associates were colluding with Russians

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The post is poo poo

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Ah yes, the New York Post, a bastion in quality journalism

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/846736963810050051

We are apparently living in bizarro world

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Jose posted:

Good thing there is precedent for this kind of thing lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_v._Jones

Turns out Slick Willy was the one several moves ahead on the ol' 12-dimensional Parcheesi holo-matrix.

Sometimes.es you gotta wait for the seeds of your hard work and court cases to germinate.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
In case you missed it,

SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN: Well, I think there needs to be a lot of explaining to do. I’ve been around for quite a while and I’ve never heard of any such thing. And– obviously– in a committee like an intelligence committee, you’ve got to have bipartisanship, otherwise the committee loses– credibility.

And so– l– there’s so much out there that needs to be explained by the chairman. And– look– if– this is a very serious issue. It all started with Russian interference– attempt to change the outcome of our election. And so, it’s turning into a centipede like these things have a tendency of doing. And another shoe seems to drop every few days.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/wp/2017/03/28/now-we-know-why-trump-panicked-about-russia-probe/

bloods in the water, the blood is water....lol

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
also,

The Appalachian Regional Commission is far from the only federal agency Trump is targeting. The proposed budget he submitted to Congress two weeks ago would eliminate funding for 62 agencies or programs — many of which are designed to provide assistance to people in the small, rural and often impoverished communities that helped send Trump to the White House.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/03/28/two-agencies-trump-wants-to-dump-help-rural-poor/99723494/

can't stop laughing.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Government Accountability Office agrees to investigate Mar-A-Lago trips:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-government-watchdog-review-mar-lago-trips-trump-233104985.html

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Wait I thought that poo poo only applied to like ancient roman consuls or some poo poo like that

you might be thinking of Sovereign Immunity, but that's limited to acts as a government official

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_immunity_in_the_United_States

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost


Don't blame me! I voted for Goldman Sachs.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Nunes is toast

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

1redflag posted:

I don't know why I'm asking this, but what makes you say that?

Because Michelle is the Pam to my Toby :(

I was reading too fast and thought we were talking about Trump

You know Obama is in them guts, booooy

ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Mar 28, 2017

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I had forgotten entirely about Milo getting ridiculously owned and it made me LOL, both because he's terrible and yet so imminently forgettable.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

thathonkey posted:

not sure if this fully qualifies as a trump lol but check out Mad Dog Mattis when he was a general in the iraq war as portrayed in HBO's Generation Kill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTXzcILPPp8 (relevant time linked below)

now the leading voice of reason in the Trump WH.

I want to hear him tell trump that he's standing there with his foot on his dick, no check that, the country's dick

I don't know if any of us in the service ever told Americans, but Marines are loving retarded

I feel like we should put that in a memo or something

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I toured the Pentagon last week and asked the marine giving the tour how he chose the Marines. He told me he was interested in bomb disposal. I thought that he was either loving with me or he was a full on retard. Probably he was both.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Oscar Wild posted:

I toured the Pentagon last week and asked the marine giving the tour how he chose the Marines. He told me he was interested in bomb disposal. I thought that he was either loving with me or he was a full on retard. Probably he was both.

He saw hurt locker and wanted to be a total badass like in da movies

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

gently caress you Snowden. First of all Trump predictably has more Goldman Sachs people in his administration than Hillary ever would've. Secondly it was this kind of equivocation that lost the election. I used to think you were cool, man :(

Dizz posted:

https://twitter.com/Annaladygrande/status/846672411558752257

Video is apparently reversed but I think that would be a bigger lol

LMBO! You know every time he leaves her presence she just sighs enormously with relief. There is some serious hatred in that glare.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hillary lost the election by assuming she could coast in to the presidency and being poo poo in general

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It wasn't Russia it wasn't Snowden it wasn't Comey, it was her​ own drat fault

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Blue Train posted:

It wasn't Russia it wasn't Snowden it wasn't Comey, it was her​ own drat fault

and we're all having a great laugh because of it. we should be thanking her

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
who do you think melania is loving every time she writhes away from cheezit buddha's snake like grasp

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009


America in the year 2017 where the average person is retirement age and 70 pounds overweight: "Maybe we should have healthcare for a lot of people?"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Stealth Tiger posted:

America in the year 2017 where the average person is retirement age and 70 pounds overweight: "Maybe we should have healthcare for a lot of people?"

Mandated calisthenics broadcast in the mornings before heading to the collective imo

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Blue Train posted:

Mandated calisthenics broadcast in the mornings before heading to the collective imo

Good honest work will keep you healthy! Today you'll be laying tar on a road to nowhere in 100 degree heat :)

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/846112245797007360/photo/1

"He's totally working guys. Like, super hard. See that news alert, see that's how you can tell he works hard! what a great president"

fox news, everybody

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
*BREAKING NEWS* The president as started doing his job as of an hour ago! Great job everbody

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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#1 SIMP

Play posted:

gently caress you Snowden. First of all Trump predictably has more Goldman Sachs people in his administration than Hillary ever would've. Secondly it was this kind of equivocation that lost the election. I used to think you were cool, man :(

He said it a year ago so you've had a while to know what an odious fuckwad he is.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Play posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/846112245797007360/photo/1

"He's totally working guys. Like, super hard. See that news alert, see that's how you can tell he works hard! what a great president"

fox news, everybody


Psycho Society posted:

*BREAKING NEWS* The president as started doing his job as of an hour ago! Great job everbody

That tweet is from Saturday, and the lol is that he didn't even end up doing that, he hosed off to a Virginia golf course

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


It's almost like republicans were thinking ok let's use this orange retard to push through our healthcare bullshit but now that it failed they're like ok time to get rid of him

Lmao

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Golf courses are where deals get done and the real work happens you plebs wouldn't understand

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
FRESH FORD JOBS!! GET YA JOBS HEAH!!!! FRESH OUT THE JOB FACTORY HOT JOBS HEAH. PICK EM UP BY THE DOZEN! JOBS HEAH!!!

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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Heaven Spacey posted:

I like how all the poor rural rustbelt whites who carried Trump into office are currently shrieking in terror over the attempt to kill Obamacare, and the Trump Administration's response is basically to try and get them to chant about the wall again. It's like something out of a loving cartoon.

I'm gonna loving laugh when about 20 miles of a 15-foot high wall gets built before the project gets the axe, then cry, a lot

We have a half-built jail in detroit that got stopped due to corruption. We call it the 'fail jail' and the wall is totally going the exact same route.

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2015/05/23/costs-adding-fail-jail/27849475/

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