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snergle posted:I wash my cast iron pan so that theres no grease in it come at me nerds I season my no-stick pan. Fite me.
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Slime posted:I season my cast iron pan by smearing it in the pineapples off of my pizza. Is this the kind of person that Good Guys With Guns exist to take down?
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canyoneer posted:nunchucks are the best. Whenever I see some goober swinging them, I like to guess whether they're going to hit themselves in the face, balls, or both. When I was a sous chef I made a set of spoonchucks out of two big wooden spoons and two inches of chain. I wore them with my apron and good times were had. I never used them on food. Just assholes
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Mar 28, 2017 18:53
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Microcucked 2017
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I season my no-stick pan. Fite me. I season my pan by rubbng circumcised foreskins over it, then use it to administer the death penalty.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:04
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If y'all want a derail: I wipe my butt lying down.
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Poldarn posted:I wipe my butt lying down. prone or supine? this is important
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Alaois posted:prone or supine? this is important Standing on my head. With a circumcised pineapple.
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Alaois posted:prone or supine? this is important On my side, in the fetal position.
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You'd think they'd at least be willing to share loose change...
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Sunswipe posted:a circumcised pineapple. I'm trying really hard to parse this and it's not coming
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So, I guess being a get away driver makes you worse than Hitler when an attempted murder burglary goes south for the burglars. Apparently charging the getaway driver with the crimes the criminals committed and their deaths, if they die, is a thing that can happen in a lot of states. Who knew?
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If I remember right, ANY deaths that happen during a felony get added to your sentence, even if it's a cop that tripped and broke his neck chasing you.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:37
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Any inherently violent felony, in most places. What's really scary is this: shoplifting some candy and physically pushing past a security guard is, technically, robbery, and if the guard chases you and breaks his neck, it was a death during an inherently violent felony. This is also why mandatory minimum sentencing was a terrible idea; the DA has incredible amounts of power here, and can do whatever they want with it. I guess the schaden is us.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:43
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Two Feet From Bread posted:So, I guess being a get away driver makes you worse than Hitler when an attempted murder burglary goes south for the burglars. I thought that was pretty common. You're part of the whole thing and guilty of any laws broken while it's being committed even if you didn't directly commit a specific crime
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Yep, felony murder is one of those absurdities that can emerge from politicians wanting to appear tough on crime.
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Two Feet From Bread posted:So, I guess being a get away driver makes you worse than Hitler when an attempted murder burglary goes south for the burglars. http://lawcomic.net/guide/?p=1310  FistOfTacitus posted:Any inherently violent felony, in most places. What's really scary is this: shoplifting some candy and physically pushing past a security guard is, technically, robbery, and if the guard chases you and breaks his neck, it was a death during an inherently violent felony. This is also why mandatory minimum sentencing was a terrible idea; the DA has incredible amounts of power here, and can do whatever they want with it. I guess the schaden is us. 
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The best deterrent to crime is seemingly random and arbitrary laws and punishments that don't follow any reasonable rhyme or reason to the average person.
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A punitive justice system is an effective deterrent as evidenced by the US's low crime rate and empty prisons.
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LOL, is this like the Republican lawyer version of Jack Chick tracts?
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Hot dogs are sandwiches
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american laws are good because it results in the punishment of americans
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if those 16 year old burglars had guns this would never have happened
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ranbo das posted:Hot dogs are sandwiches so are pizzas, which should have pineapple on them.
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FistOfTacitus posted:Any inherently violent felony, in most places. What's really scary is this: shoplifting some candy and physically pushing past a security guard is, technically, robbery, and if the guard chases you and breaks his neck, it was a death during an inherently violent felony. This is also why mandatory minimum sentencing was a terrible idea; the DA has incredible amounts of power here, and can do whatever they want with it. I guess the schaden is us. 
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ElGroucho posted:LOL, is this like the Republican lawyer version of Jack Chick tracts? It's an explanation of the written law but I guess it could have a political side if you want to project that.
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Mar 28, 2017 20:23
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Being responsible for everything that happens as a side effect of your crime has been law basically everywhere in the US for a very very very long time, it's hardly news.
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I'm the lack of handcuffs on the person being arrested.
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Been practicing regular and incline bench presses on a Smith machine with a suicide grip. Haven't dropped it yet but still a iffy about switching to a suicide grip on a barbell. Any recommendations for bringing my comfort level up?
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Mar 28, 2017 20:26
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Wrong thread
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No I'm pretty sure this is the thread for posting random bs completely untreated to any topic or theme.
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May I recommend the r/relationships thread for more such high quality content
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ElGroucho posted:LOL, is this like the Republican lawyer version of Jack Chick tracts? I haven't gone through all of them, but I do know that they're done by a defense lawyer and I was under the impression that the reason that he creates them is to help educate people about counter-intuitive or non-obvious aspects of the law.
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JoelJoel posted:Been practicing regular and incline bench presses on a Smith machine with a suicide grip. Haven't dropped it yet but still a iffy about switching to a suicide grip on a barbell. Any recommendations for bringing my comfort level up? Perform this exercise on a Bosu ball while on a treadmill.
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Azathoth posted:I haven't gone through all of them, but I do know that they're done by a defense lawyer and I was under the impression that the reason that he creates them is to help educate people about counter-intuitive or non-obvious aspects of the law. I mean read the site, it's very good. It's published in a book and all. Think of it more like Scott McCloud for law.
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A Bug posted:I'm the lack of handcuffs on the person being arrested. I think she's white.
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Baronjutter posted:The best deterrent to crime is seemingly random and arbitrary laws and punishments that don't follow any reasonable rhyme or reason to the average person. the US justice system isn't meant to deter crime, it's meant to keep prisons full
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOU2oGVBM_o
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JoelJoel posted:Been practicing regular and incline bench presses on a Smith machine with a suicide grip. Haven't dropped it yet but still a iffy about switching to a suicide grip on a barbell. Any recommendations for bringing my comfort level up? Try using the grapefruit technique. But only uncircumcised and with pineapple and ketchup and nutella on your wonderbread hotdog sandwiches.
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It's burgin' time! 