dad chat 2017: Actually I'm an Ephebophile! *Okinawa geta locked down again*

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A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

orange juche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W2iUl0VB8c

I would be ok with this, gently caress the entire west coast as well as Japan.

For when you want to cleanse the entire Pacific Rim, go with Cascadia Fault. Ask for it by name.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 01:09

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lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

orange juche posted:

gently caress ... Japan.

Take it back

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Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 01:54

Steezo: Jun 16, 2003; Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I don't get it, one gun and one bullet?

# ? Mar 28, 2017 02:01

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I hate facebook so goddamn much.

I want there to be a national holiday for us to each be allowed a free punch on Zuckerberg, and that Tom rear end in a top hat from myspace, and whoever created twitter, etc. I don't want them dead, just an annual day of essentially punch-buggy level of pain punches, all goddamn day.

But I do enjoy watching people ruin their lives on facebook, so there's one upside to it all.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 02:09

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

I'd take the ammo. I can buy a new gun once a year.

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Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZXvScPYCao

:kimchi:

# ? Mar 28, 2017 03:21

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

kindle paperwhite $30 off

https://slickdeals.net/f/9992476-prime-members-kindle-paperwhite-6-wifi-ereader-latest-gen-90-more-free-s-h?src=sticky

# ? Mar 28, 2017 03:23

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

e-readers suck.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 12:32

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

I love my kindle.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 12:36

RichieHimself: May 27, 2004; No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

RichieHimself posted:

Yeah that was me. I think it's cheap enough now that you don't really need to split it with other people. They do a veteran discount that knocks the price of the single team package down to $57 from $87. They also have a student discount now, but I'm not sure how good it is.

MLB tv has a sick veteran discount now, you rubes. It'll knock $30 off the single team or full package, but you need to cancel if you have a recurring subscription and resubscribe before the discount options will show up.

Blackouts suck, but as long as your team isn't completely blacked out where you live (RIP Jays fans in all of Canada) you'll still be able to watch 140+ games and that is way more than most people will actually watch.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 14:06

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Naked Bear posted:

I didn't even know that there was a season 2 until I got an email about it from Netflix today.

YOOOOOOOOO

From many pages back, but I just finished season 1 last week and was fiending for an online stream. Thought that I was going to have to pay $25 bucks for the whole season, but this is fabulous news!

Thanks buddy!! :buddy:

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lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

They don't advertise it.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:30

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

lite_sleepr posted:

e-readers suck.

That edge.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 15:31

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

lite_sleepr posted:

e-readers suck.

do you ever post good

like is there a day of the week where you post good, only we haven't seen you post on it yet

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Kobo Aura One is a dope ebook reader. I love mine.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 16:32

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

lite_sleepr posted:

Pssh I'm not going to take posting flak from a chump named 'EVA BRAUM BLOWJOBS'

I've had a nook and some kind of kindle thing and they were both terrible

It's not my fault it's pretty hard to improve on book. When I read stuff, it's usually non-fiction, and I like to write all over the margins and highlight stuff. You *can* highlight in some readers, but in involves menus that are laggy and unresponsive, touchy finger gestures, and over sensitive screens. An e-reader only makes sense if you're going to deploy and want to have a large number of books (which you won't read anyway) or on the road a lot. Other than that, books are still pretty portable and not a terrible burden.

I also prefer to buy physical game discs for game consoles too because collecting stuff is fun. Wanna fight about that too?

I already have a tablet which has a reader on it. Getting a kindle/nook/sony e reader is like buying a purpose built MP3 player when you already have a pocket computer strapped to your belt in your dad holster: dumb.

Not from what I've seen, and I've owned the two most popular readers from B&N and Amazon so

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Back the gently caress up, I gave him that name TYVM. Eat a probation.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Mar 28, 2017

# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:38

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

e-readers are cool and good hth

# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:39

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

do you ever post good

like is there a day of the week where you post good, only we haven't seen you post on it yet

Please stop quoting him I've been blissfully unaware of his 2extreme edge for months now.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:43

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

lite_sleepr posted:

Pssh I'm not going to take posting flak from a chump named 'EVA BRAUM BLOWJOBS'

If you're going to make fun of my name at least spell it right cheese dick

Mike-o posted:

e-readers are cool and good hth

# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:43

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

lite_sleepr posted:

Pssh I'm not going to take posting flak from a chump named 'EVA BRAUM BLOWJOBS'

I've had a nook and some kind of kindle thing and they were both terrible

It's not my fault it's pretty hard to improve on book. When I read stuff, it's usually non-fiction, and I like to write all over the margins and highlight stuff. You *can* highlight in some readers, but in involves menus that are laggy and unresponsive, touchy finger gestures, and over sensitive screens. An e-reader only makes sense if you're going to deploy and want to have a large number of books (which you won't read anyway) or on the road a lot. Other than that, books are still pretty portable and not a terrible burden.

I also prefer to buy physical game discs for game consoles too because collecting stuff is fun. Wanna fight about that too?

I already have a tablet which has a reader on it. Getting a kindle/nook/sony e reader is like buying a purpose built MP3 player when you already have a pocket computer strapped to your belt in your dad holster: dumb.

Not from what I've seen, and I've owned the two most popular readers from B&N and Amazon so

you're a dweeb

# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:44

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

If you're going to make fun of my name at least spell it right cheese dick

Another thing lovely about ebooks: bad formatting! On a whim I bought an ebook from Amazon and had it delivered to my phone, and before I got out of the introduction I was tripping over grammar and mechanical errors. Quotation marks for apostrophes, randomly capitalized letters, and in some cases what looked like botched HTML code. I figured that this was a problem trying to read the book on my phone, so I tried it on my tablet at home. Same problem! I wrote a scathing review on amazon about it, and the author replied saying that an updated version was being published soon and to check back! No thanks, I'll delete your lovely book that you didn't take seriously enough to have properly copy edited just so you could rush it out the door to make money. Nothing helps me really take seriously a book that reads like a reddit post.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:50

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

lite_sleepr posted:

# ? Mar 28, 2017 17:53

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

Pesticide20 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0wTtiJygY

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

lol

# ? Mar 28, 2017 18:03

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Hey Shim I found that admins would actually approve probations longer than 6 hours if I put them in.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 18:04

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Please stop quoting him I've been blissfully unaware of his 2extreme edge for months now.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 18:11

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

lite_sleepr posted:

Back the gently caress up, I gave him that name TYVM. Eat a probation.

Well I meant to quote and accidentally edited. :shrug:

# ? Mar 28, 2017 18:35

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Hey Shim I found that admins would actually approve probations longer than 6 hours if I put them in.

They won't for me.

I've tried several times to probate Wasabi The J for a 100,000 hours and it gets denied everytime. I'll try a different person and probation level later to see if they'll hook it up.

# ? Mar 28, 2017 18:37