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Byzantine posted:Prison rape is evil. And if we rehabilitate them, they could become astronauts or cure cancer or something.
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Mammal Sauce posted:And if we rehabilitate them, they could become astronauts or cure cancer or something. Bullets do technically cure cancer, I guess.
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Byzantine posted:Bullets do technically cure cancer, I guess. technically they dont
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Platystemon posted:2 teen girls shot as Birmingham water balloon fight turns into gun fight at Senior Skip Day quote:Birmingham City Schools spokeswoman Chanda Temple issued this statement: Good job on Birmingham City Schools focusing on the important part of this: that they had nothing to do with it!
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Byzantine posted:Prison rape is evil. Therefore shooting a child is prison rape?
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Is shooting a prison rapist in the head evil?
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Rape the rapist with the pistol in prison
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FreudianSlippers posted:Is shooting a prison rapist in the head evil? Not enough context to answer the question with any accuracy.
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Mu Zeta posted:Rape the rapist with the pistol in prison This sounds like a pretty good game of Clue.
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GrossMurpel posted:This sounds like a pretty good game of Clue. Colonel Mustard always has to go there, doesn't he?
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The Bloop posted:Not enough context to answer the question with any accuracy. The victim in question has a tattoo of a dragon.
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I feel like this is the setup for some kind of meta-show, like The Act of Killing only with the murdering at the other end of the production.
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Bonar Hunter, 76, was arrested on March 22 and is charged with invitation to sexual touching.
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Radio Paranoia posted:Bonar Hunter, 76, was arrested on March 22 and is charged with invitation to sexual touching. Suspect was reported to be saying "Hi, I'm Bonar Hunter... WAIT! It's my name you durn fool, get away from my junk!"
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Good job on Birmingham City Schools focusing on the important part of this: that they had nothing to do with it! It's actually really important that they make that clear?
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Chef Arrested For Releasing Live Roaches At Anime Song Concert According to police, on the evening of August 28th, Kazuyuki Kawatani, a 33-year-old chef from Osaka Prefecture, scattered at least 20 to 30 live cockroaches into the audience of the Animelo Summer Live 2016 anime song concert, which was being held at the Saitama Super Arena in Saitama City. People who were in the audience at the concert told police that they witnessed the suspect release things that appeared to be insects as he was dancing to the live music. Police have stated that the insects released at the event were Turkestan cockroaches, a type of flightless cockroach commonly sold as food for reptiles. They suspect that Kawatani bought the cockroaches at an event for buying and selling animals that was held earlier that day at the arena. It is unclear exactly how he managed to smuggle the cockroaches past the security check point people have to go through when entering the arena. Kawatani was arrested on suspicion of forcible obstruction of a business. Kawatani has admitted to the allegations telling police "The one that released the cockroaches was me." Police are currently attempting to ascertain the motive behind Kawatani's actions. http://www.japankyo.com/2017/03/wac...e-2016.html?m=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZIktIqYxI
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Istari posted:"Mexico governor says Chihuahua too weak to fight cartels" Well yeah, that's why you use them in swarms.
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theflyingorc posted:It's actually really important that they make that clear? Which is why it's a bad thing the headline and the bulk of the article don't do that. Thus the sarcasm.
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Wow it's really like Anchorman where she will just read anything as long as it's on the teleprompter. Rysithusiku posted:I can think of at least 50 reasons to cockroach bomb an anime music concert. 20 to 30 cockroaches among hundreds of people really isn't much of a cockroach bomb. That's like releasing 10 spiders, no one's gonna be too bothered by that.
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GrossMurpel posted:20 to 30 cockroaches among hundreds of people really isn't much of a cockroach bomb. That's like releasing 10 spiders, no one's gonna be too bothered by that. Probably the spiders would be.
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GrossMurpel posted:20 to 30 cockroaches among hundreds of people really isn't much of a cockroach bomb. That's like releasing 10 spiders, no one's gonna be too bothered by that. Well MY plan would involve thousands but, hey, he still gets points for effort.
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Rysithusiku posted:Well MY plan would involve thousands but, hey, he still gets points for effort. My plan would need 999 numbered 1, 2, 4, 5, 6... 999, 1000. They'll go nuts trying to find the last one.
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Rysithusiku posted:Well MY plan would involve thousands but, hey, he still gets points for effort. Mine would only involve one, but it'd be the size of a car and heavily armed.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:My plan would need 999 numbered 1, 2, 4, 5, 6... 999, 1000. They'll go nuts trying to find the last one. how do you number 999 cockroaches with 1000 numbers Blue Footed Booby posted:Mine would only involve one, but it'd be the size of a car and heavily armed. cockroaches don't have arms
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GrossMurpel posted:how do you number 999 cockroaches with 1000 numbers Well I guess we know who'd be leading the hunt for cockroach #3.
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pik_d posted:Well I guess we know who'd be leading the hunt for cockroach #3. 
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Gloryhold It! posted:Give em time What good has time ever done anyone? Give em bear arms.
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dumb. posted:Good thing they're on our side... for now. In man's perpetual war against the insect world, his staunchest allies are the spiders!
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