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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Between the Miz meltdown and that segment he has had 2 of my favorite promos in the past couple years.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one







Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Look how happy John Cena is!

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


The Miz and Maryse should induct themselves into the HoF as John and Nikki

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
is Miz good in the ring, i really don't know

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

welp john cena and nikki bella came out like 'no big deal, hi fans!' so i guess this is going to be poo poo as usual

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Why is Tyler Breeze in the ring?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

Between the Miz meltdown and that segment he has had 2 of my favorite promos in the past couple years.

:agreed:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Thats how you build a match, holy gently caress.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Holy poo poo! That was incredible!!

Too bad the match is gonna be a loving joke.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

dromal phrenia posted:

daniel bryan is even more confused now; that john cena was miz all along, but bryan doesnt remember being there for any of that!

concussions will do that

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

CarlCX posted:

like, cena and nikki have to win this match, but it's going to bum me the gently caress out when miz continues to put in work like this while cena goes off to make movies

miz needs a world title run this year, he's too goddamn great to ignore

Miz is a fabulous worker and has been underrated most of his career. Occasionally he needs to step it up in the ring, but running his mouth is a great thing.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Soothing Vapors posted:

I'm the guy giving Miz a standing ovation for that

Hey, so am I! Fancy meeting you here. Also, good god drat, the Miz is masterful

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

Cena with the Eminem defense.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

PUSH MIZ TO THE MOON

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

dromal phrenia posted:

daniel bryan is even more confused now; that john cena was miz all along, but bryan doesnt remember being there for any of that!

Concussions removed his memory.

bartok
May 10, 2006



SamuraiFoochs posted:

If you are not excited for the SD half of Mania then you are A Butt IMO.

That is some harsh language but I agree

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Corporate Robo-Cena

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Wow Cena not only are you a robot but you hate U2!

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

cena is extremely good btw

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

maryse was champ though?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
wasnt Maryse a champion at least twice

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

SatansOnion posted:

Hey, so am I! Fancy meeting you here. Also, good god drat, the Miz is masterful

I think Miz owns as much as Dean Ambrose owns. Consider the source on that.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE MADE OF CARBON???

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

dromal phrenia posted:

maryse was champ though?

nikki is the only champ we talk about

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i have not liked a single cena promo in this feud

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh Snapple! posted:

nikki is the only champ we talk about

but JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
fart

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

dromal phrenia posted:

i have not liked a single cena promo in this feud

It's cause he's trying to laugh along with it

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Just lol at Cena's serious black guy voice.

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

Apparently John can touch.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I love it when I suddenly care about a match :3:

can the rock last minute ref this match because lol

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

lol maryse was the 3rd longest reigning divas champ.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

poor tyler breeze

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I'm a mark and I think John Cena is fake news

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
DON'T TOUCH MIZ'S WIENER!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahaha goddamn savage

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

is john cena telling a woman she is inferior for making a choice about her profession

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