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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Does anyone have a link to the interview where Tim Burton reveals he's still angry that 40+ years ago an Asian kid was in an episode of The Brady Bunch and how that was the beginning of the end of quality TV/film because of representation gone mad and how he's a true artist for only putting white people in his films? It wasn't even in reaction to anything about his own movies/whatever it was just like an out of nowhere "SJWs OH MY GOOOOD" thing.

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Neo Rasa posted:

Does anyone have a link to the interview where Tim Burton reveals he's still angry that 40+ years ago an Asian kid was in an episode of The Brady Bunch and how that was the beginning of the end of quality TV/film because of representation gone mad and how he's a true artist for only putting white people in his films? It wasn't even in reaction to anything about his own movies/whatever it was just like an out of nowhere "SJWs OH MY GOOOOD" thing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P4HLBfTcAUg

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

dont even fink about it posted:

It takes her four years and a favor to get something good after Episode I, exactly as I said.

http://nymag.com/news/articles/reasonstoloveny/2014/mike-nichols/

PS if you Google Natalie Portman career, links to this story are like the third result.

She also hadn't been in a film for three years leading into Episode 1.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

wyoming posted:

It was cute, wouldn't put it in his top films. Sweeney Todd was a good adaptation, amazing visuals, but a bit uneven.
I'm alone on this it seems, but I like Dark Shadows, it was clever, weird, and gorgeous. But I can't really blame people for being sick of Depp's lazy poo poo.
I'm a scrub that still hasn't seen Big Eyes, but it looks good.

Huh, looking at imdb he did Miss Peregrine's, figured it was just some Burton wannabe.

Yeah, Sweeney Todd and Big Fish are all right and Dark Shadows definitely has its moments. None of them come close to his best '90s stuff, unfortunately. And those movies come between absolute garbage.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I'm still sad we live in a world with Mars Attacks and not Dinosaurs Attack.

drat you Tim Burton.

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

dont even fink about it posted:

It takes her four years and a favor to get something good after Episode I, exactly as I said.

http://nymag.com/news/articles/reasonstoloveny/2014/mike-nichols/

PS if you Google Natalie Portman career, links to this story are like the third result.

Portman clearly needs a director who cares about getting the best performance out of her, because then she is absolutely amazing. If the director is "whatever" you get Star Wars, Thor and similar "I'm here, give me my cheque"-performances.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

We're talking about Natalie Portman? Jackie was great. She acted the poo poo out of that role.

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Sweeney Todd suuuuuuucks, it was a terrible adaptation, the leads can't sing, if it didn't exist I wouldn't hate Tim Burton nearly so personally.

OTOH, Mars Attacks exists, so everything balances out

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

dont even fink about it posted:

It takes her four years and a favor to get something good after Episode I, exactly as I said.

http://nymag.com/news/articles/reasonstoloveny/2014/mike-nichols/

PS if you Google Natalie Portman career, links to this story are like the third result.

I'm not sure you can blame that at Portman and her films, any more than you than you can for any other actress. Casting is a weird, mercurial thing that seems to happen almost independently of performances and box office. c.v. Angelina Jolie who was an A grade star while arguably never having been in a single good film.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

outlier posted:

I'm not sure you can blame that at Portman and her films, any more than you than you can for any other actress. Casting is a weird, mercurial thing that seems to happen almost independently of performances and box office. c.v. Angelina Jolie who was an A grade star while arguably never having been in a single good film.

Hackers is a work of art :colbert:

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

outlier posted:

I'm not sure you can blame that at Portman and her films, any more than you than you can for any other actress. Casting is a weird, mercurial thing that seems to happen almost independently of performances and box office. c.v. Angelina Jolie who was an A grade star while arguably never having been in a single good film.

Whether Jolie has been in a good film is one thing, but she's been in bugger all successful films, as well. She's had about 8 hits scattered over 20 years. Remove those where she was part of an ensemble voice cast for a cartoon, and it's four. Remove those that were based on existing, popular properties, and it's just "Mr and Mrs Smith" And "Gone in 60 Seconds"

It's not a terrible career by any stretch but it is at odds with her being perceived as a massive star.

Snowman_McK fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Mar 29, 2017

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Watched Life last night with a couple of friends. I was slightly disappointed by the lack of body horror. When the first person dies I was expecting it to be a bit more graphic and wanted it to turn a bit more 'Thing' but it never did. Aside from that it was decent enough and ended how I hoped which is a rarity in film these days.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Snowman_McK posted:

Whether Jolie has been in a good film is one thing, but she's been in bugger all successful films, as well. She's had about 8 hits scattered over 20 years. Remove those where she was part of an ensemble voice cast for a cartoon, and it's four. Remove those that were based on existing, popular properties, and it's just "Mr and Mrs Smith" And "Gone in 60 Seconds"

It's not a terrible career by any stretch but it is at odds with her being perceived as a massive star.

I don't really have a dog in this fight but I'd put up an argument that Maleficent should be counted as a big hit in her favour. It's true that it was based on an existing property but it was a spinoff of a 55 year old film, it starred the villain and it didn't even have any of the other characters or feature songs like the original.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I don't really have a dog in this fight but I'd put up an argument that Maleficent should be counted as a big hit in her favour. It's true that it was based on an existing property but it was a spinoff of a 55 year old film, it starred the villain and it didn't even have any of the other characters or feature songs like the original.

Actually, that is fair, and it was marketed as 'Angelina Jolie, co-starring Angelina Jolie's cheekbones' from day one. Her involvement was very much front and centre.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I think a lot of people consider that movie "post retirement" or something for some reason.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

parallelodad posted:

I think a lot of people consider that movie "post retirement" or something for some reason.

Female and 39? Ooh not a good combination in Hollywood, sorry about that career.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Gone in Sixty Seconds has her as second billing, but she's utterly irrelevant to the plot and doesn't really get more screen time than Duvall, Ribisi, or the dozen other people that fill up that big rear end ensemble cast.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Female and 39? Ooh not a good combination in Hollywood, sorry about that career.
I think it's more that she doesn't exactly do a lot these days. Can't say I'm sorry to see her leave either.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

wyoming posted:

Huh, looking at imdb he did Miss Peregrine's, figured it was just some Burton wannabe.

That came out? I don't know if I've heard a single person talk about it.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

RBA Starblade posted:

That came out? I don't know if I've heard a single person talk about it.

I have one student who is reading the book because he liked the movie. Other than that, yeah.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Snowman_McK posted:

Whether Jolie has been in a good film is one thing, but she's been in bugger all successful films, as well. She's had about 8 hits scattered over 20 years. Remove those where she was part of an ensemble voice cast for a cartoon, and it's four. Remove those that were based on existing, popular properties, and it's just "Mr and Mrs Smith" And "Gone in 60 Seconds"

It's not a terrible career by any stretch but it is at odds with her being perceived as a massive star.

Check out the results of this VF poll :

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2009/04/angelina-jolie-is-the-most-beautiful-woman-in-the-world

58% of people that voted think she's the most beautiful woman in the world. It's a real phenomenon - people just vibe with something about her in an intense manner. I actually hadn't even stopped to think that she's made generally pretty average movies. Tomb Raider was huge and she's made good choices overall, I would say, but looking over the filmography it's just kinda sparse.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


She stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston and then broke his heart. She is a monster.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
I think Angelina Jolie is more of a professional celebrity than an actress, nowadays.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Seems like she's pretty focussed on their foundation and directing. Speak of red-carpet noteworthiness,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Versace_dress_of_Jennifer_Lopez

quote:

In January 2015, Google's president Eric Schmidt cited the massive attention to this dress as a motivation for the creation of Google Images search.[27] In 2000, Google Search results were limited to simple pages of text with links, but the developers worked on developing this further, realising that an image search was required to answer "the most popular search query" they had seen to date: Jennifer Lopez's green dress.[27] As a result of this, Google Images search was born.[27]

It's weird to think how cultural events spin off and affect things that you'd never expect. Nowadays we take Google Images for granted, but if it wasn't for J Lo's famous dress, who knows what may've happened.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Apparently 25 minutes of the new transformers movie was screened and it revealed who the The Last Knight is it's Marky Mark, apparently back in King Arthur times there were 12 transformers that fought alongside the 12 knights of the round table to defend the peace between humans and transformers. Wahlburg is the new chosen one to reform King Arthur's court and sue for peace.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


loving drat it. Looks like I'm going to see a Transformer movie

Barudak
May 7, 2007

That doesnt answer my question if there is a knight who rides on a horse that is a transformer which is frankly all I want to know.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
gently caress yes, glad I read that spoiler. I've only seen the 4th transformers movie anyway.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I did see a trailer the other night where Optimus Prime said something insane like "This is for your own good!" while murdering a dude. I really want to see how crazy he is now.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


This sounds dumb enough for me to actually watch all the way through, in a theater even.

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

:stare:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


There's two of these coming out? How does the story justify that?

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Shageletic posted:

There's two of these coming out? How does the story justify that?

The story has two parts, adult and child. It's just about a perfect fit to split into a pairof movies.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


New Valerian trailer looks pretty great

https://youtu.be/cPeqNTqZNN0

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Leavemywife posted:

The story has two parts, adult and child. It's just about a perfect fit to split into a pairof movies.

Sounds like the first movie will be all Loser's Club, and the second with be adult cast cut with flashbacks to the kids.

e: and based on that teaser it looks scary as poo poo

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
It definitely looks scarier than the TV movie, but Tim Curry's still gonna be a hell of a tough act to follow.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

So it's set in the 1980's and now? That a nice update to the story.

Other question, shouldn't Pennywise look like a normal clown? It's a bit self-defeating for a clown to be intentionally scary.

SimonCat fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Mar 29, 2017

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
A good solution would be for him to have a normal clown appearance and the devil clown one. Also giant spider made out of lights.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Pennywise was always described as being creepy looking but in such a way that it wasn't obvious at first glance.

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feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

SimonCat posted:

So it's set in the 1980's and now? That a nice update to the story.

Other question, shouldn't Pennywise look like a normal clown? It's a bit self-defeating for a clown to be intentionally scary.

Clowns are essentially a non-thing in 2017. I'm sure they're still goofing around at the circus, but the circus is essentially a non-thing in 2017. Modern audiences are going to be creeped out by clowns, regardless of when the story is set. Yes, that's partially thanks to the original It book and miniseries, but probably moreso thanks to John Wayne Gacy and, well, how inherently weird and offputting the whole cartoonish 1900s hobo makeup and exaggerated slapstick act is. Like, what's a friendly-seeming clown even look like? Because I think if you showed a picture of one to anyone these days they'd still find it weird and creepy.

If people are going to be creeped out by a clown no matter what, why not just push that and let it be as creepy as they can?

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