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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

The secret ingredient in Japanese mayo (Kewpie) is lots of MSG.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Friends of mine once went on what Google Maps tells me is a six hour drive, each way, to Milan over a weekend specifically to have pizza in Italy.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

Tomato stuffed with tuna


With bonus plastic cheese, well done for being topical.

My god, just noticed the plate suggests it's being served to a child, call the authorities.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

axolotl farmer posted:

The secret ingredient in Japanese mayo (Kewpie) is lots of MSG.

MSG rules and is perfectly safe.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Makes poo poo Good is the secret ingredient in a lot of things, as it should be.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Munchables posted:

Controversial opinion: mayo is gross

Nah, that's true loving facts. It's gross "food" for fats and poors.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

whiteyfats posted:

Nah, that's true loving facts. It's gross "food" for fats and poors.

Waitaminute I'm fat and poor... am I doing this wrong?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Munchables posted:

Waitaminute I'm fat and poor... am I doing this wrong?

So am I, but I still don't eat mayo.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

whiteyfats posted:

Nah, that's true loving facts. It's gross "food" for fats and poors.

And all of, like Belgium.

There is shelf-stable glorp mayonnaise the consistency of peanut butter smeared inappropriately over everything, and there is something you dip frites into. I say this as mayonnaise- AND fry-hater.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
nothing wrong about a pizza sandwich. Which is in itself a double sandwich

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Grand Fromage posted:

Makes poo poo Good is the secret ingredient in a lot of things, as it should be.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Anti Food Porn / Food Actual Porn: eat your raw onions :wink:

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
Mayonnaise haters ITT should try making homemade mayo sometime. You lose a lot in translation with mass produced mayo that cheaps out on ingredients. Olive oil, lemon juice, egg yolk, white wine vinegar, salt. Add other spices if you wanna be fancy, like dry mustard.

Anyway, I regret not taking a photo of my dinner last night, because this thread would have loved the way my American/Plastic cheese slices melted in such a way as to completely coat my hamburgers in a layer of smooth yellow goop, like a salty fondant.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

cohsae posted:

MSG rules and is perfectly safe.

Not judging here.

My only issue with MSG is that it makes everything taste like fast food if there's too much of it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

deadly_pudding posted:

Mayonnaise haters ITT should try making homemade mayo sometime. You lose a lot in translation with mass produced mayo that cheaps out on ingredients. Olive oil, lemon juice, egg yolk, white wine vinegar, salt. Add other spices if you wanna be fancy, like dry mustard.



I have. :colbert: Still gross.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

whiteyfats posted:

Nah, that's true loving facts. It's gross "food" for fats and poors.

It's not a "food", it's a condiment.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
And best mixed with sriracha or fake wasabi, or turned into tartare or aoli. It's a bit boring on its own.

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 14:07 on Mar 29, 2017

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

How do you turn mayo into aioli? I don't think you can extract the egg again.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
NO



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THING



AS



TOO



MUCH



MAYO







OK MAYBE THAT'S TOO MUCH MAYO. OR NOT ENOUGH.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:gonk:

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

WOULD. I love the weird foreign pizzas that have like a 3-course meal built into them.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Munchables posted:

Lmbo what is this, page 260? :smuggo:

I knew I'd seen that derail someplace before!

whiteyfats posted:

Nah, that's true loving facts. It's gross "food" for fats and poors.

Username will tell.


Apologies for no pics, but I made AFP for breakfast by completely screwing up oatmeal in the microwave. Left it too long and it bubbled over because I forgot to stir it and the bowl I used was too small; thankfully I had a plate under it so I don't have to clean the microwave, but half my oatmeal is on the plate and both it and the bowl will need a good scrubbing. I put maple syrup and pineapple in it. Sounds and looks gross, still mostly delicious. The pineapple ended up leaving a bitterness behind after the initial sweetness was gone.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Subjunctive posted:

How do you turn mayo into aioli? I don't think you can extract the egg again.

Are you thinking of toum?
There's egg in aioli. (e: that I knew of)
To save a debate I'm only familiar with modern aioli with egg, lemon juice and dijon. I had no idea the old spanish/southern france version is pretty much the same as toum, ie with no egg.
Making your own version with egg is sure a hell of a lot easier I found (bad experiences with home made toum in the past and I just remade with egg and called it aioli)

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 15:10 on Mar 29, 2017

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

I'm a tomato freak. I grow 12-18 plants each Summer in my veggie garden just to support my habit. This sandwich should actually be toast + cream cheese + tomato + garlic salt. Heaven. As an aside, on of my favorite quick ways to make a snack is slice up a tomato, add some minced garlic on top of each slice, some sea salt, and grated Parmesan. Amazingly good.

RandomZero
Aug 22, 2010


I know it just changed but next thread title needs to be: Anal Delight, could mayonnaise suffice as a substitute?

I think we know the answer.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Please drop the gimmicks, is MSG actually safe? As long as you're not doing obviously dangerous things like eating pounds of the stuff?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
There has been no proof of it causing any harm aside from rare feelings of mild discomfort that vary individual to individual and are not linked to any actual damage.

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 15:55 on Mar 29, 2017

skrapp mettle
Mar 17, 2007
Stolen from the memes thread

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

RareAcumen posted:

Please drop the gimmicks, is MSG actually safe? As long as you're not doing obviously dangerous things like eating pounds of the stuff?

It occurs naturally in tomatoes and cheese, there has been no conclusive link to anything harmful, some folks are naturally sensitive to it and can get headaches.

skrapp mettle posted:

Stolen from the memes thread




weird rear end loss edit

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

RareAcumen posted:

Please drop the gimmicks, is MSG actually safe? As long as you're not doing obviously dangerous things like eating pounds of the stuff?

Yeah, it's the sodium salt of an amino acid that's naturally occuring in all living things.

Don't eat it by the spoonful.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


RareAcumen posted:

Please drop the gimmicks, is MSG actually safe? As long as you're not doing obviously dangerous things like eating pounds of the stuff?

It's safe. It's a natural part of many things you eat like aged cheeses or soy sauce, the powder is just a concentrated form you can add to other stuff. I wouldn't eat entire bags of it.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

sneakyfrog posted:

some folks are naturally sensitive to it and can get headaches.


doesn't replicate in double-blind controlled studies, msg sensitivity in response to chinese food is the result of expecting to get a headache when you eat msg and thinking it only occurs in chinese food

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

White. There's a place nearby that has the best, but it's like $11 a brick.

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I would just make the weirdest sandwich possible. Honey mustard on meatballs with tuna, extra olives.

I would do the same. Meatball sub, swimming in ranch and extra pickles. And a single black olive, cause whatever.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

From the PYF Funny Picture thread

dumb. posted:

When you let neural networks come up with recipes:



Source

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
I'll have the Completely Meat Circle to go please, with extra circle.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
Crockpot Cold Water is my favorite, because it sounds like something an AI would come up with while trying to find the most efficient possible version of "soup".

The best thing about this list is that None Pizza, Left Beef would be right at home there.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
im the salmon beef style chicken bottom

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Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

el dingo posted:

I'll have the Completely Meat Circle to go please, with extra circle.

Sorry, we only have Out Of Meat today.

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