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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
I liked it. With all the stupid picks in the top 11 Malik Hooker slides right to us. That won't be happening IRL.

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Who would have guessed, when you begin your retarded what if article with the premise of "What if this thing that absolutely will not happen under any circumstances, happens?", you wind up with a lot of dumb reaches to justify your premise. gently caress you The Ringer Mock Draft 2.0.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
The Ringer's football writing is really bad. Sorry for the meltdown friends

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
So close to being a huge steal but unfortunately I end up having to reach

I also really like him at LG

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Is all this known about Dalvin Cook?

https://twitter.com/IanKenyonNFL/status/846776421154521089

Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants

I hope the Bucs draft Dalvin Cook so I can give wandler20 an "I Love My Puppy Abusing RB" red title.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Epi Lepi posted:

I hope the Bucs draft Dalvin Cook so I can give wandler20 an "I Love My Puppy Abusing RB" red title.



Dalvin Cook gonna go Michael Vick

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
So I was right not to like him :smugbert:

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Nope. gently caress Dalvin Cook.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jesus Christ

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Am I reading that wrong that it says he tied them together with the chain?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Epi Lepi posted:

I hope the Bucs draft Dalvin Cook so I can give wandler20 an "I Love My Puppy Abusing RB" red title.

I don't like dogs.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Intruder posted:

The Ringer has a new mock up

https://theringer.com/ringer-nfl-mock-draft-version-2-6917921551d6

Texans take Kizer at 25. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Spends a 1st for a Seattle backup.

Great draft The Ringer more like The Dingus!!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

wandler20 posted:

I don't like dogs.

jfc mods?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Really?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Say all the terrible poo poo in the world, but not liking dogs is crossing the line.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Dogs rule, Dalvin Cook is probably dropping due to shoulder injury concerns instead of anything else, NFL don't care.

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009


I'll one up ya. I don't give a flying gently caress about dogs.

Fight me :colbert:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

John Brown posted:

I'll one up ya. I don't give a flying gently caress about dogs.

Fight me :colbert:

1v1 3-stock no items final destination

B.F. Hoodrich
May 16, 2006
welp
cats better

dogs retire bitcj

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

1v1 3-stock no items final destination

I learned a new internet meme today

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Docjowles posted:

I learned a new internet meme today

you kidding me

fox only bitch

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Docjowles posted:

I learned a new internet meme today

From like 2003

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








And it wasn't a meme.

That poo poo was serious.

Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants

wandler20 posted:

I don't like dogs.

God you are just the worst dude.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

John Brown posted:

I'll one up ya. I don't give a flying gently caress about dogs.

Fight me :colbert:

kill youself

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Hot football takes all around, boys.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Athanatos posted:

Hot football takes all around, boys.

Football players shouldn't mistreat animals!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Athanatos posted:

Hot football takes all around, boys.

Hard hitting like Adrian Peterson

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

ryan tannehill would never mistreat his pet cockatoo

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
So anyway the draft

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lots of smoke the Panthers are trying to trade up with San Fran, ostensibly to draft Soloman Thomas of all loving people.

Kill me.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I'd draft cats over dogs because dogs are all overrated busts.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I'd draft cats over dogs because dogs are all overrated busts.

They keep bringing the ball back to the line of scrimmage after catching it. :argh:

Obedience schools really should be teaching a pro style game!

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

FizFashizzle posted:

Lots of smoke the Panthers are trying to trade up with San Fran, ostensibly to draft Soloman Thomas of all loving people.

Kill me.

Maybe for Fournette, the GM said NO PICK is too high to take a running back!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Michael Corleone posted:

Maybe for Fournette, the GM said NO PICK is too high to take a running back!

They don't need to trade up to 2nd for fournette.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

FizFashizzle posted:

They don't need to trade up to 2nd for fournette.

I was joking. But I am surprised SF wants to trade down now that word out of Washington is that they are committed to locking up Cousins long-term. Should take Mitchell to be honest, maybe they want to trade down b/c no QB is worth the 2 pick.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

FizFashizzle posted:

Lots of smoke the Panthers are trying to trade up with San Fran, ostensibly to draft Soloman Thomas of all loving people.

Kill me.

This doesn't make any sense.

e: actually I guess this draft class has a relatively flat talent distribution at the very top, so trading up might not cost as much as 8->2 would normally cost. It's still confusing and dumb though.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

This doesn't make any sense.

e: actually I guess this draft class has a relatively flat talent distribution at the very top, so trading up might not cost as much as 8->2 would normally cost. It's still confusing and dumb though.

the more confusing bit would the Panthers would have four stud DTs (assuming they see Thomas as a DT) they've spent 3 firsts and a 2nd on.

Surely they'd have to trade either Star or KK if they pulled that off because you couldn't use them all.

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

FizFashizzle posted:

the more confusing bit would the Panthers would have four stud DTs (assuming they see Thomas as a DT) they've spent 3 firsts and a 2nd on.

Surely they'd have to trade either Star or KK if they pulled that off because you couldn't use them all.

Right, positionally it doesn't make any loving sense especially with such dire needs at OL and I'd argue the secondary. Given the talent value and distribution of those two positions this is the ideal draft for Carolina to trade down.

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